From the Smoking Gun: "A Washington man's karaoke performance of a Coldplay song apparently triggered a female bar patron to attack him early yesterday at a Seattle bar. According to a Seattle Police Department report, Lindsey Lawrence, 21, assaulted the unnamed victim while he was performing with "two other subjects" at Changes Tavern, where patrons sing karaoke Wednesday and Thursday night from 9 PM until 1 AM. When the assault victim launched into Coldplay's "Yellow," Lawrence allegedly told the man that his "singing sucked" and that the song "fucking sucked." She then grabbed at the man's microphone and "pushed him and punched him in order to get him to stop singing," cops reported. When employees escorted Lawrence from the bar, she "became very violent" and struck several other people (and was hostile towards police and fire department medics who responded to the scene). Lawrence was booked into the Seattle Correctional Facility, where she is currently being held on an investigation of assault rap. It is unclear why Coldplay's music apparently made Lawrence snap, though a famous June 2005 New York Times appraisal by Jon Pareles may offer an insight. The critic called the British group "the most insufferable band of the decade," adding that, "the lyrics can make me wish I didn't understand English."

This piss must be for Gwyneth Paltrow.


Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,



I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow



So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow



Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so



I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow



I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow



Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry



Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you

The police call it assault I call it community service.

The police should have arrested the man for singing a Coldplay song. Doesn't that violate some kind of indecency law?

If you play the video for Coldplay's 'The Scientist' backwards, it shows frontman Chris Martin leaving the scene of an auto accident...what a rebel!

Only tranny lovers and faggots listen to Coldplay. Oh and Guapo.