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You claim to be a big tough surfer punk,
And keep calling me a geek,
Yet I will be "So Cal" for life,
And you're still a turd transplant from the Chesapeake.







Okay, Stevie, I can see that this has degenerated into something of a "shoolboy crush" that you have on me akin to where the little boy pulls the little girls pigtails to get her attention. Sorry. Stevie I don't have any desire to be your little girl with pigtails, (tho I'm sure you do fantasize about me in the outfit plenty, haha!) So it is with great sorrow that I'm gonna half to break your little gay heart and tell you I don't want to have sex with you. Ever. Sorry. Now maybe a three-way with Willie and Don? That I could get into. I wouldn't have to find any holes I could just fuck any of the many folds of fat on those morbidly obese fat fux. Hott!