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Although I don't at all understand what Kurt is trying to achieve here (well I do, but it's a battle he can never win, in my opinion) but it's a bit out of line to not at least allow him a level playing field.

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Although I don't at all understand what Kurt is trying to achieve here (well I do, but it's a battle he can never win, in my opinion) but it's a bit out of line to not at least allow him a level playing field.

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Unfortunately, the only way to "level the playing field" for Kurt would be for the rest of us to get high, drunk, and lobotomized. He does best when he leaves his emotionally fragile rants to a minimum but as you can probably tell, the more he posts, the more he falls into the proverbial well.

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And the Legion Of SuperPussies (Don and Willie) post about me yet again, yet somehow denying once again their creepy obsession. You're two little fat girls, Willie and Don. And you know what happens to fat girls

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It's all about you, isn't it, Kurt? By all means, keep it up until you run out of crank or things to say. We'll let you know when your attempts to dignify yourself have become tiresome.

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You fools with no lives can accuse me of drugs all you want. My offer stands. I'll take a full panel drug test at AIM and make it public for whoever wants to pay for it. Til then you're drug insuations are just cheap cover for the fact that unlike you 9-5'ers I make the amount of money most of you make all week in one day and then only working for a few hours. So you have to change your perspective. And yes, I'm quite verbose and well read and like Oscar Wilde, I do enjoy a witty zinger as much as the next guy. Glad to see you haters are showing fatigue, must be the lack of energy from your sedentary, high fat, lifestyles?

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You fools with no lives can accuse me of drugs all you want. My offer stands. I'll take a full panel drug test at AIM and make it public for whoever wants to pay for it. Til then you're drug insuations are just cheap cover for the fact that unlike you 9-5'ers I make the amount of money most of you make all week in one day and then only working for a few hours. So you have to change your perspective. And yes, I'm quite verbose and well read and like Oscar Wilde, I do enjoy a witty zinger as much as the next guy. Glad to see you haters are showing fatigue, must be the lack of energy from your sedentary, high fat, lifestyles?

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And yes, I'm quite verbose and well read and like Oscar Wilde, I do enjoy a witty zinger as much as the next guy. Glad to see you haters are showing fatigue, must be the lack of energy from your sedentary, high fat, lifestyles?

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For starters, I have no dog in this race, no allied camp, no alt ids, and certainly don't want to see you banned. However, this may not have been a good time to compare yourself to Oscar Wilde.

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And yes, I'm quite verbose and well read and like Oscar Wilde, I do enjoy a witty zinger as much as the next guy. Glad to see you haters are showing fatigue, must be the lack of energy from your sedentary, high fat, lifestyles?

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For starters, I have no dog in this race, no allied camp, no alt ids, and certainly don't want to see you banned. However, this may not have been a good time to compare yourself to Oscar Wilde.

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So you guys are so homophobic I can't even mention Oscar Wilde without being villified? Fucking pathetic.

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Iggy Pop, Darby Crash, Stiv Bators, Keith Morris (Circle Jerks), Johhny Rotten, Mick Jagger, Lux Interior, Kurt Cobain

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Til then you're drug insuations are just cheap cover for the fact that unlike you 9-5'ers I make the amount of money most of you make all week in one day and then only working for a few hours.

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Am I the only one who finds it odd that those are his personal heroes yet he is SO OBSESSED WITH MONEY? There isn't a thread here with a response where the amount of money he makes per scene/hour/day/week/fortnight/year/millennium ISN'T brought up...

Is the obsession with cash some new "punk rock fad" I missed out on?

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Til then you're drug insuations are just cheap cover for the fact that unlike you 9-5'ers I make the amount of money most of you make all week in one day and then only working for a few hours.

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Am I the only one who finds it odd that those are his personal heroes yet he is SO OBSESSED WITH MONEY? There isn't a thread here with a response where the amount of money he makes per scene/hour/day/week/fortnight/year/millennium ISN'T brought up...

Is the obsession with cash some new "punk rock fad" I missed out on?

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Yeah, and Dee Dee Ramone made hundreds of thousands of dollars from Taco Tunes Publishing (The Ramones catalogue) and I didn't see HIM giving any of the money back so I guess if it's punk rock enough for Dee Dee Ramone it's punk rock enough for me. Hi, Stevie, how long's it been since you jerked off to me, sweetheart?

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Don't worry I will. I'm a punk rocker forever. You are SUCH a fucking NERD. Oh and Stevie Sweetie was it you who tried twice to delete my wikipedia page only to see it put RIGHT BACK UP? It kills you doesn't it? hahaha. Good. I really am THAT fucking cool, Stevie Sweetie.

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First you quote WATCHMEN,
But I'm not sure that you heard,
Once your quote DARTH SIDIOUS
You can't call anyone else a NERD.

I'm a proud nerd.

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You are SUCH a fucking NERD.

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First you quote WATCHMEN,
But I'm not sure that you heard,
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You can't call anyone else a NERD.

I'm a proud nerd.

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You are SUCH a fucking NERD.

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First you quote WATCHMEN,
But I'm not sure that you heard,
Once your quote DARTH SIDIOUS
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I'm a proud nerd.

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I am a multi faceted human being. Your disavowal of punk rock? You're a nerd for life and have lost all respect from not just me but I know there are TONS of punk rock fans in here.

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Repeating T.I doesn't give you street,
If you weren't so close to forty,
I'd suggest you pose for Tiger Beat.



My "toy collection" is bigger than yours I'm sure; I was Glenn Danzig's "dealer" years before you *even met him.*

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Nice, Charlie...I didn't even catch that till you pointed it out. Yeah, unfortunate timing and reference, Kurt.

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I am a multi faceted human being. Your disavowal of punk rock? You're a nerd for life and have lost all respect from not just me but I know there are TONS of punk rock fans in here.

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Knowing Dee Dee doesn't make you punk,
Repeating T.I doesn't give you street,
If you weren't so close to forty,
I'd suggest you pose for Tiger Beat.



My "toy collection" is bigger than yours I'm sure; I was Glenn Danzig's "dealer" years before you *even met him.*

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And keep calling me a geek,
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Okay, Stevie, I can see that this has degenerated into something of a "shoolboy crush" that you have on me akin to where the little boy pulls the little girls pigtails to get her attention. Sorry. Stevie I don't have any desire to be your little girl with pigtails, (tho I'm sure you do fantasize about me in the outfit plenty, haha!) So it is with great sorrow that I'm gonna half to break your little gay heart and tell you I don't want to have sex with you. Ever. Sorry. Now maybe a three-way with Willie and Don? That I could get into. I wouldn't have to find any holes I could just fuck any of the many folds of fat on those morbidly obese fat fux. Hott!

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And I "half" to tell you another poem...

Call me gay
Call me a fag
Call me a little queer
Everyone knows
You're still on tape
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oops, got me on "half", give you a cookie for that. Here's mine

Rose are red
vilets are blue
your posts are so silly
but ILOVEYOU,TOO!

C'mon Stevie, you and me can take that "big, black dildo" and

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I admit I randomly just searched the interweb and stole that last poem and used it as my own, but this is a new creation:

Coke, meth, speed or weed,
Why does anyone even CARE?
I hope the one drug you do take,
Is Rogaine for your thinning HAIR.

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P.s. Btw, Stevie just because you openly admit that you are homo doesn't mean that the fagbashers in here wouldn't count that for one second in real life before they took a tire iron to your head. Me on the other hand would try to stop them. Chew on that, asshole. AND since you are so into physical cheapshots, why not post a couple of pics of YOUR choice of YOU and we'll see how well YOU hold up to scrutiny even for ONE SECOND, eh, Chickenshit?

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I am an innovator and a trend setter... and everyone else is a follower. I'm the first porn chick to cross over into the autoworld with carshow trophies, music videos,and now bitches are racing monster trucks? If I wasn't the shit, people wouldn't copy me!

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Vivid's next high-budget extravaganza...

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This isn't about homophobia OR vilification, I'm just saying it might have been tactically wiser to compare your extensive reading and rapier wit to that of, say, Umberto Eco or maybe Kenzaburo Oe or Germaine Greer or someone. Nothing against Oscar or you Kurt, really, it's just the choosing of the gayest of the gay blades thing that made me barf a litttle in my mouth, rather like Karl Rove during a Bush debate, when I read it. Also, maybe best to avoid Chuck Palahniuk and James Baldwin too.

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I'm only gay for you Kurt...

Here's a pic of me:


Guess who's on the left and guess who's on the right debating porn on Fox News.

Is that "mainstream" enough for you or do we need to hear how great Dee Dee is again?

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Hey Ginger kid, get out of here and still study, i am US citizen first than you. Read some PR history.

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Hey Ginger kid, get out of here and still study, i am US citizen first than you. Read some PR history.

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Like this? Puerto Rican History

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Yes, now I've got you hater searching my website, posting and examining all my lyrics, listening to my music. I couldn't have asked for anything more from better fans.... Your dedication to me brings a tear to my eye. Post more of my lyrics, fanboys! Post my whole fucking play! Drown this whole fucking place in waves of glorious MEEEEEE!!!!!

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How did the Alana Evans chat thread turn into another Kurt Lockwood me, me, ME! thread?

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Just as a pure XPT reference marker, this is where the have2cit/elglorioso stick fight went on hiatus.

On behalf of the actual States of the Union, I'd like to offer independence to Richport if they take back Rosie Perez, Erik Estrada, and "Rollo" from Sanford & Son.

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btw spanglish is when you mix spanish with english. Like this: "Stevie por que you are tan pendejo y tan ridiculo and make peliculas porno of you with tu slut sister showing that pathetic verguita colorada?"

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If namechecking Oscar Wilde has you illiterate, homophobic losers in a redneck hissy fit, maybe I should start quoting Walt Whitman, Tenessee Williams, Proust, Jean Genet. Not that I expect any of you xpt hacks has ever read anything besides your own shitty porn reviews, haha. Fucking dumb ass losers, I shit on all of you...