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#265865 - 08/10/07 03:03 PM Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
TonyMalice Offline
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Industry veteran Alana Evans will be chatting with us degenerates on August 22nd at 7PM PT in the chatroom. We'll find out why anyone would want to be taking giant loads of smelly cum for 10 years on camera and much more, I'm sure. See ya then Alana!

Malice


***** SORRY THIS CHAT HAS BEEN CANCELLED *****


Edited by TonyMalice (08/20/07 08:39 AM)
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#265866 - 08/10/07 04:26 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Awesome, I wish someone would invent "smell"a"chat" so I can sniff her panties during the chat.

I could get someone else's panties and pretend, but that's not the same thing...

I have one questions:
"WHY have you not bowed to the power of the Yellow Couch WHORE?"
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#265867 - 08/10/07 04:51 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
this is disapointing. i mean jeffrey drive a lambo and this the best his company can do? i know niggas that dont own a ride and arrange chat with better bitches than this.

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#265868 - 08/10/07 04:56 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
XXXbit Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
well she is all pissed about that latest thread about her......she sent me a private message calling me names and accusing me of hurting her feelings......guess the whore needs to explain herself away...
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#265869 - 08/10/07 05:16 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Postmortem Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
Quote:

this is disapointing. i mean jeffrey drive a lambo and this the best his company can do? i know niggas that dont own a ride and arrange chat with better bitches than this.




Yeah Alana is a dog-ugly shitbag. She really couldn't have been anything other than a whore, so talking to her is fucking boring. Why don't you get the hottest bitch in porn--Carli Banks? That would be amazing.
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#265870 - 08/10/07 07:05 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
her husband chris is cool, thats all i know.
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#265871 - 08/10/07 11:03 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Quote:

this is disapointing. i mean jeffrey drive a lambo and this the best his company can do? i know niggas that dont own a ride and arrange chat with better bitches than this.




Yeah Alana is a dog-ugly shitbag. She really couldn't have been anything other than a whore, so talking to her is fucking boring. Why don't you get the hottest bitch in porn--Carli Banks? That would be amazing.




yes i wanna chat with carli bank

db who gives a fuck if her husband cool? we aint chatting with bitches to hear how nice they baby daddy is.

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#265872 - 08/11/07 01:41 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Bring on Alana, she'll get safe passage with me.

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#265873 - 08/11/07 11:57 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
After all her excitement with Lackwood, I'm looking forward to this one.
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#265874 - 08/11/07 02:13 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

After all her excitement with Lackwood, I'm looking forward to this one.


yes! maybe skurt will even make an appearance at the chat. he'll be easy to spot: the one typing in caps lock with a dildo shoved up his asshole.
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#265875 - 08/11/07 03:26 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Postmortem Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
Quote:


yes i wanna chat with carli bank





We need to talk that bitch into moving on from the lez scenes to getting down with the meatshaft. We could have a real 'conversation' with this whore. Alana on the other hand? What won't that cockeyed cocksucking asseater do? There's just no point--the bitch has got way too many miles on her. The only thing left for her is the snuff film guapo and i have been looking for...




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#265876 - 08/11/07 04:12 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
KurtLockwood Offline
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Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
I think I may have a couple of questions for her, lol.

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#265877 - 08/11/07 05:25 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Quote:

After all her excitement with Lackwood, I'm looking forward to this one.


yes! maybe skurt will even make an appearance at the chat. he'll be easy to spot: the one typing in caps lock with a dildo shoved up his asshole.




Gigi, you are so cute when you're mean. I lust you.
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#265878 - 08/12/07 09:27 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

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this is disapointing. i mean jeffrey drive a lambo and this the best his company can do? i know niggas that dont own a ride and arrange chat with better bitches than this.




Yeah Alana is a dog-ugly shitbag. She really couldn't have been anything other than a whore, so talking to her is fucking boring. Why don't you get the hottest bitch in porn--Carli Banks? That would be amazing.




yes i wanna chat with carli bank

db who gives a fuck if her husband cool? we aint chatting with bitches to hear how nice they baby daddy is.



I bet she'll have fun outing you as a wigger, you piece of dog shit.

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#265879 - 08/12/07 11:36 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
I can't be bothered dealing with live chats, but I would appreciate it if someone asked Alana the following question:

"Alana, you've been working in the adult industry for several years, with a great deal of success. Undoubtedly, you have been careful with your finances and saved money towards your post-porn career. Why did you have to beg people to donate $2 each towards your breast implants, and will you be begging for donations to pay for dental appointments and podiatrists next?

Grab some self-respect.

Alana wants you to buy her new boobs
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#265880 - 08/12/07 11:55 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
I remember that...and that is an awesome question.....

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#265881 - 08/13/07 12:25 AM Asking Alana about having Lockwoods Lovechild
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'm going to ask Alana to retell the story about Lockwood impregnating her during a creampie shot. iirc, she said Lockwood was whispering to her about knocking her up and lo and behold, she conceived. I'm going to ask her how she is so certain it was Lockwoods kid and if she ever gave any thoughts to keeping the baby. Then I might ask her how she decided to abort it, what procedure she used and if she ever felt any guilt about doing it.

Just thinking of a little dude running around with a mullet kicking cats cracks me up.

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#265882 - 08/13/07 12:24 PM Re: Asking Alana about having Lockwoods Lovechild
KurtLockwood Offline
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Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
I think I did whisper something in her ear about knocking her up. Sometimes, as a male porn star, you have to "go there" in your mind to reach orgasm. I was coming in her already for the creampie scene so, the little bit of dirty, fantasy talk helped facilitate the process, if you catch my drift. The inane thing about all this is that she brings that point up like it's proof I purposefully got her pregnant. Like it's the power of suggestion or something. No, Alana, it's just that you stupidly did a creampie movie when you're birth control was fucked. And gee, (sarcastically) her and husband Chris must just have a RAGING private sex life if she is so sure that they weren't fucking around that time so that it might've been his before she went making wild accusation. I know A LOT of shit about Alanna from first hand experience, and she keeps this b.s. up, I won't hold my tongue any more.

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#265883 - 08/13/07 02:12 PM Re: Asking Alana about having Lockwoods Lovechild
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Sometimes, as a male porn star, you have to "go there" in your mind to reach orgasm.


yes, from what i understand, it's hard for kurt to cum without a plastic penis in his asshole.
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#265884 - 08/13/07 02:29 PM Re: Asking Alana about having Lockwoods Lovechild
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Sometimes, as a male porn star, you have to "go there" in your mind to reach orgasm.




Then stop dropping the blue tablets.
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#265885 - 08/13/07 04:04 PM Re: Asking Alana about having Lockwoods Lovechild
KurtLockwood Offline
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Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

Quote:

Sometimes, as a male porn star, you have to "go there" in your mind to reach orgasm.


yes, from what i understand, it's hard for kurt to cum without a plastic penis in his asshole.




No, it's not GiGi, just ask your mom.

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#265886 - 08/13/07 04:06 PM Re: Asking Alana about having Lockwoods Lovechild
KurtLockwood Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

Quote:

Sometimes, as a male porn star, you have to "go there" in your mind to reach orgasm.




Then stop dropping the blue tablets.




Nope, never took'em, never will. They cause blindness.

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#265887 - 08/13/07 07:17 PM Re: Asking Alana about having Lockwoods Lovechild
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Sometimes, as a male porn star, you have to "go there" in your mind to reach orgasm.


yes, from what i understand, it's hard for kurt to cum without a plastic penis in his asshole.




No, it's not GiGi, just ask your mom.


uh, good one, kurt.
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#265888 - 08/14/07 09:13 AM Re: Asking Alana about having Lockwoods Lovechild
KurtLockwood Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Sometimes, as a male porn star, you have to "go there" in your mind to reach orgasm.


yes, from what i understand, it's hard for kurt to cum without a plastic penis in his asshole.




No, it's not GiGi, just ask your mom.


uh, good one, kurt.






Thanks, bitch. It made me laugh...

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#265889 - 08/14/07 03:23 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

...to pay for dental appointments and podiatrists next?





Grizz...

Podiatrist, or proctoligist?

Fucking Christ, Lockwood signed up 3 days ago..and he already has 71 posts? Could this be an Alt-ID for Raoul Duke?
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#265890 - 08/14/07 04:19 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

...to pay for dental appointments and podiatrists next?





Grizz...

Podiatrist, or proctoligist?

Fucking Christ, Lockwood signed up 3 days ago..and he already has 71 posts? Could this be an Alt-ID for Raoul Duke?




Isn't Jim B Raoul?
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#265891 - 08/16/07 10:29 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
Alana Evans Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 08/28/06
Posts: 13
Forget it. I originally agreed to do this chat because I wanted an opportunity to meet those who hated me so much... give them a chance to see what kind of person I really am... but I am beginning to realize there is not chance of that.

It's really easy to hide behind a computer and talk shit to someone who's actually proud of themselves. I could give a shit if you like me... my 10 year career is proof that I am here to stay. With the last two years giving me some of the best opportunities I've ever had, I'm not ready quit. I'm don't smoke cigs, I don't do a bunch of drugs, and I'm not a tweaker... thats why I'm still here. Gee... maybe because most of the other girls are so fucked up and last 6 months, you are all shocked to not see a whore waist away. A level head and a hot performance is what I give. Ask anyone who I have ever worked for... including those at JM. Even when they were bouncing checks, I was still nice.

If you have something to ask me, send me an email to missalanaevans@yahoo.com I will happily answer any questions you have...

I am an innovator and a trend setter... and everyone else is a follower. I'm the first porn chick to cross over into the autoworld with carshow trophies, music videos,and now bitches are racing monster trucks? If I wasn't the shit, people wouldn't copy me!

As for the Lockwood situation... as I've said before, Kurt and I both know what happened. He can act however he chooses but I'm the one who had to tell my man, who has a vasectomy, that someone else knocked me up in a scene. Kurt was my first boy/girl scene back... and I didn't do another for 3 months because of it. There is no question he knocked me up... if that makes him less of a fag to you guys, good for him. He needed that anyway....

I didn't come this board to even discuss that shit... it's old news... guess some still haven't gotten over it.

Kurt got a nice call from me this morning because of the shit on here. I think he needs to move on too...

Ya know what... lets talk some serious shit... Kurt wants to act like it was nothing... well he cheated on Tyler Faith with me... coming to my house at 3am for a booty call...my man even answered the door and let him in....because I don't have to cheat. I'm sorry Tyler:(

I'm not here to make friends... just money bitches!

"If you love me, then thank you...if you hate me, well FUCK YOU"... MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM LADY SOVEREIGN

Always Fucking Nasty... for another 10 years! Alana Evans
www.alanaevans.com
www.myspace.com/alanaevans

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#265892 - 08/16/07 10:55 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
Alana Evans Offline
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Registered: 08/28/06
Posts: 13
One more thing....

Kurt left me a message this morning after I yelled at him for bringing the baby shit up again. He said he never had a chance to tell his side of the story and thats why he's bringing it up again... Gee Kurt... it took my dumb porno ass two seconds to find the link... read it!

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22666

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#265893 - 08/16/07 11:01 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
KurtLockwood Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

Forget it. I originally agreed to do this chat because I wanted an opportunity to meet those who hated me so much... give them a chance to see what kind of person I really am... but I am beginning to realize there is not chance of that.

It's really easy to hide behind a computer and talk shit to someone who's actually proud of themselves. I could give a shit if you like me... my 10 year career is proof that I am here to stay. With the last two years giving me some of the best opportunities I've ever had, I'm not ready quit. I'm don't smoke cigs, I don't do a bunch of drugs, and I'm not a tweaker... thats why I'm still here. Gee... maybe because most of the other girls are so fucked up and last 6 months, you are all shocked to not see a whore waist away. A level head and a hot performance is what I give. Ask anyone who I have ever worked for... including those at JM. Even when they were bouncing checks, I was still nice.

If you have something to ask me, send me an email to missalanaevans@yahoo.com I will happily answer any questions you have...

I am an innovator and a trend setter... and everyone else is a follower. I'm the first porn chick to cross over into the autoworld with carshow trophies, music videos,and now bitches are racing monster trucks? If I wasn't the shit, people wouldn't copy me!

As for the Lockwood situation... as I've said before, Kurt and I both know what happened. He can act however he chooses but I'm the one who had to tell my man, who has a vasectomy, that someone else knocked me up in a scene. Kurt was my first boy/girl scene back... and I didn't do another for 3 months because of it. There is no question he knocked me up... if that makes him less of a fag to you guys, good for him. He needed that anyway....

I didn't come this board to even discuss that shit... it's old news... guess some still haven't gotten over it.

Kurt got a nice call from me this morning because of the shit on here. I think he needs to move on too...

Ya know what... lets talk some serious shit... Kurt wants to act like it was nothing... well he cheated on Tyler Faith with me... coming to my house at 3am for a booty call...my man even answered the door and let him in....because I don't have to cheat. I'm sorry Tyler:(

I'm not here to make friends... just money bitches!

"If you love me, then thank you...if you hate me, well FUCK YOU"... MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM LADY SOVEREIGN

Always Fucking Nasty... for another 10 years! Alana Evans
www.alanaevans.com
www.myspace.com/alanaevans




I never wanted any of this. You and Chris started all this by getting suckered by Skankus to talk shit publicly. You should've come str8 to me instead of airing private shit publicly. I only said something NOW because I was asked about it you were doing this chat where you were gonna get asked and I'm sorry but I have a right to have my side of the story out there as well. Fair is fair. You cannot get around the fact it was a creampie scene and that means you were gonna get cum inside you. If you're birth control meds were fucked for any reason, that's on you NOT to do the scene. No manner of dirty talk caused the power of suggestion to get you pregnant. Plus, I ask again: If not Chris, then weren't you doing boy/girl scenes then? Then how do you know FOR SURE it was mine? Ever heard of pre-cum? Your other scenes with other guys could've done it, too, if you're meds are fucked. Plus, every director will tell you that some guys either intentional or not, blow loads in chicks all the time whether it was a creampie scene or not (which ours was.) I'm sorry but I was just doing what I was paid to be there to do, I was just doing my job. I'm genuinely sorry you went thru what you did, honestly, I even apologized back when you first told me (after your Skankus fiasco) and I even apologized to Chris, tho it was more out of sympathy than any actual fault on my part. And as for your threatening phonecall this morning, it was recorded. I had a right to have my side out there, Alana. Fair is fair. That's all that it is. If you didn't want me to say anything, you shouldn't have talked to Skankus.

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#265894 - 08/16/07 11:04 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
KurtLockwood Offline
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Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

One more thing....

Kurt left me a message this morning after I yelled at him for bringing the baby shit up again. He said he never had a chance to tell his side of the story and thats why he's bringing it up again... Gee Kurt... it took my dumb porno ass two seconds to find the link... read it!

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22666




So, if I already said it, what's your problem with me defending myself here by giving THE EXACT SAME explanation? Why do you get to go on Stankus and talk shit about it inappropriately ad nauseum but I only get to say one little adultfyi blurb? Fair is fair.

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#265895 - 08/16/07 11:25 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
record a phone call without consent isn't illegal?

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#265896 - 08/16/07 11:28 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

record a phone call without consent isn't illegal?




Depends on the state.

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#265897 - 08/16/07 11:38 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
crispinglover1 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/14/07
Posts: 63
Loc: Hollywood
I especially love when porn whores actually BELIEVE the bullshit that they spew. Who in god's name books Alana Evans anymore? And why would you? So if she has ANY money at all, it must be from hooking. Just come clean.
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#265898 - 08/16/07 12:11 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT!
KurtLockwood Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

well he cheated on Tyler Faith with me... coming to my house at 3am for a booty call...my man even answered the door and let him in....because I don't have to cheat. I'm sorry Tyler:(





This is not possible because as everyone knows by Tylers' many thousands of repeated assertions that she and I were SOLELY "off-camera fuck buddies" and therefore "cheating" as aforementioned, is not possible.

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#265899 - 08/16/07 12:18 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Kurt, how many times after you finished fucking Grandma Tyler Faith did Wankus lick your cock clean? Just wondering.
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#265900 - 08/16/07 01:24 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Alana Evans Offline
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Registered: 08/28/06
Posts: 13
Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...

And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.


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#265901 - 08/16/07 01:28 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Quote:

Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...
And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.







Give to him baby.
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#265902 - 08/16/07 01:48 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Alana, I still whack off to your movies, including the newer ones. This probably doesn't comfort you but may make you want to cut your wrists like Kara. Sorry.
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#265903 - 08/16/07 01:53 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Could you image Alana if you'd actually had that kid? It woulda been born with a mirror in its hand.



I love excuses to break out photoshop! In all seriousness Alana, I don't think you can blame Lockwood at all for the pregnancy. It's your own dumb fault in general and comes with the territory of being a hooker.


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#265904 - 08/16/07 02:33 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later.




Ice cold!

This girl is bad ass. Tell us you're still doing the chat!

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#265905 - 08/16/07 05:16 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
KurtLockwood Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...

And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.






LOL. Easy, Alana. We could've kept this private, YOU made it public first, remember? Isn't that hypocritical? Btw, are you counting all of you late night drug/swing parties you threw? Remember the 3:00 a.m. booty call I had with you that you've already admitted to? As I recall, you had already been fucked once that night by another guy (not Chris), or the guy couldn't keep wood (because of DRUGS) AND you told me you blew yet ANOTHER guy that night after I left. Yeah, I'm totally sure you know EXACTLY who it was (NOT!). And btw, you can call me gay til you are blew in the face (and that goes for Conky, Willie, et al)I don't care AND it still doesn't change the fact that I get hired AND REHIRED time and time again (4 scenes in last 4 days) to have sex with the girls the guys in here can only fantasy about. And guess what? Despite all of your worst gossiping efforts... (whispers) I'm still here.... p.s. When I asked you to, "Call me Stevie and tell me you love me." You seemed to have ZERO problem being RIGHT THERE with me and saying those EXACT things to me without ANY problem at all. Of course, NOW, it's all MY fault, right? Chris, didn't know about YOUR willing participation in the "dirty talk," huh? And no matter how hard you try to turn this around on me, every single person in this industry will tell you that if you are doing a creampie scene (WHICH IS WHAT IT WAS) the responsibility is ON THE GIRL for birth control. You just don't want to admit responsibility because it's easier to just call me gay and blame me. Well, sorry, it doesn't wash and it never will....

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#265906 - 08/16/07 05:18 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
KurtLockwood Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

Quote:

Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...
And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.







Give to him baby.




Yeah, give it to me, baby

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#265907 - 08/16/07 06:00 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...

And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.






LOL. Easy, Alana. We could've kept this private, YOU made it public first, remember? Isn't that hypocritical? Btw, are you counting all of you late night drug/swing parties you threw? Remember the 3:00 a.m. booty call I had with you that you've already admitted to? As I recall, you had already been fucked once that night by another guy (not Chris), or the guy couldn't keep wood (because of DRUGS) AND you told me you blew yet ANOTHER guy that night after I left. Yeah, I'm totally sure you know EXACTLY who it was (NOT!). And btw, you can call me gay til you are blew in the face (and that goes for Conky, Willie, et al)I don't care AND it still doesn't change the fact that I get hired AND REHIRED time and time again (4 scenes in last 4 days) to have sex with the girls the guys in here can only fantasy about. And guess what? Despite all of your worst gossiping efforts... (whispers) I'm still here.... p.s. When I asked you to, "Call me Stevie and tell me you love me." You seemed to have ZERO problem being RIGHT THERE with me and saying those EXACT things to me without ANY problem at all. Of course, NOW, it's all MY fault, right? Chris, didn't know about YOUR willing participation in the "dirty talk," huh? And no matter how hard you try to turn this around on me, every single person in this industry will tell you that if you are doing a creampie scene (WHICH IS WHAT IT WAS) the responsibility is ON THE GIRL for birth control. You just don't want to admit responsibility because it's easier to just call me gay and blame me. Well, sorry, it doesn't wash and it never will....





fuck dude you talk more than a cuban whore, you need Ritalin or something

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#265908 - 08/16/07 06:07 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
He would just sniff it. What's the point?
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#265909 - 08/16/07 06:10 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

He would just sniff it. What's the point?




Or put it in his ass.
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#265910 - 08/16/07 09:39 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Dear Alana,

Let me say that in your long ten year career, this is the first thing you've done that has made my dick hard, although I haven't seen your Pissmops episode.
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You're all still alive?

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#265911 - 08/16/07 11:10 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

fuck dude you talk more than a cuban whore, you need Ritalin or something



Another new sig.
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#265912 - 08/17/07 09:25 AM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
KurtLockwood Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Nice... it's so much more public now isn't it Kurt.

That stupid scene with you was my FIRST movie with the new boobs. I had taken June-Oct off so my tits could heal. You were the only dick besides Chris during that whole time. I found out I was impregnated with your tranny-loving sperm three weeks later. I hadn't filmed any other b/g scenes during those 3 weeks. I wish I could say otherwise but it's true.

And good for Tyler.... I'm sure you were just a waste of her time like every other poor chick that's fallen for your " Call me Stevie and tell me you love me" shit.

But Ava has a different story... a complete detailed history of all your gayness... is the room spinning Kurt... from all the gayness...

And for the jerk who said he's surprised I still get work? I do well enough... and I am host on Playboy Radio... I'm still going strong.






LOL. Easy, Alana. We could've kept this private, YOU made it public first, remember? Isn't that hypocritical? Btw, are you counting all of you late night drug/swing parties you threw? Remember the 3:00 a.m. booty call I had with you that you've already admitted to? As I recall, you had already been fucked once that night by another guy (not Chris), or the guy couldn't keep wood (because of DRUGS) AND you told me you blew yet ANOTHER guy that night after I left. Yeah, I'm totally sure you know EXACTLY who it was (NOT!). And btw, you can call me gay til you are blew in the face (and that goes for Conky, Willie, et al)I don't care AND it still doesn't change the fact that I get hired AND REHIRED time and time again (4 scenes in last 4 days) to have sex with the girls the guys in here can only fantasy about. And guess what? Despite all of your worst gossiping efforts... (whispers) I'm still here.... p.s. When I asked you to, "Call me Stevie and tell me you love me." You seemed to have ZERO problem being RIGHT THERE with me and saying those EXACT things to me without ANY problem at all. Of course, NOW, it's all MY fault, right? Chris, didn't know about YOUR willing participation in the "dirty talk," huh? And no matter how hard you try to turn this around on me, every single person in this industry will tell you that if you are doing a creampie scene (WHICH IS WHAT IT WAS) the responsibility is ON THE GIRL for birth control. You just don't want to admit responsibility because it's easier to just call me gay and blame me. Well, sorry, it doesn't wash and it never will....





fuck dude you talk more than a cuban whore, you need Ritalin or something





Considering my response to her was about a third the length of her attack, I think I'm doing all right.

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#265913 - 08/17/07 01:10 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
KurtLockwood Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
This is what ALANA posted over at ADT. Since the chickenshit mods over there have deemed it fair to deactivate me WHILE SHE'S THREATENING ME and NOT getting deactivated I must respond here.

Here's what she wrote: 'm not fucking making this shit up. I have a good history in this business as being responsible and kind... yes... and stupid whore does porn without birth control... I will say this again...I WAS ON THE PILL, ORTHO NOVUM 28 TO BE EXACT, AND MY PILLS FAILED BECAUSE OF THE CIPRO I WAS TAKING TO CURE A BUG I GOT FROM SUSHI!!!!!

In 8 years of doing porn, this happened one time! I am obviously not being irresponsible. Give me a fucking break.

And Kurt you can hide behind this computer, but you will have to see me... and I suggest you run. The arrest would be worth punching your fag ass in the face...

And yes Kurt... you were guy #2 that night... and you obviously weren't enough because I hooked with someone after you too. I'm a pornstar slut... there is no denying it and I am proud of it.

My next post will be of your tranny album cover...


Here's my response. YOU DOING A BOY/GIRL SCENE WITH YOUR BIRTH CONTROL FUCKED FOR WHATEVER REASON IS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! How the fuck am I supposed to know this little all-important tidbit? Face it! It's nobodies fault but you're own, Alana, that YOU WEREN"T PREPARED!! Stop blaming other people for YOUR stupid mistakes. I have you recorded threatening me, I have you online threatening me, I'm not dodging you, you're just not worth it to me is all. But you won't just get arrested, you'll lose your kids. Is this really worth it? I suggest you stop threatening me, Alana.... I had a right to defend myself.

While we're here... My "Tranny album cover" as Alan so ignorantly put it, is actually me from 1995-97 in my full Gn'R glam rock mode. She's just too ignorant about rock n' roll to have any other reference of rocker boys in makeup than porno. And if she's trying to embarrass me, well, every punk rock singer from Iggy Pop, Darby Crash, Stiv Bators, Keith Morris (Circle Jerks), Johhny Rotten, Mick Jagger, Lux Interior, Kurt Cobain, plus have all at one point take a picture in chick's clothing to piss off the establishment. I was just following a rich tradition of saying "fuck you" to the establishment. So before Alana makes an ass of herself with her punk rock ignorance, she should think again before talking about things she has zero idea about.

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#265914 - 08/17/07 02:25 PM Re: Alana Evans Chat - Weds. August 22nd at 7PM PT
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
ADT deactivated you? Join the club. Meetings are on Tuesdays.

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