I'm going to ask Alana to retell the story about Lockwood impregnating her during a creampie shot. iirc, she said Lockwood was whispering to her about knocking her up and lo and behold, she conceived. I'm going to ask her how she is so certain it was Lockwoods kid and if she ever gave any thoughts to keeping the baby. Then I might ask her how she decided to abort it, what procedure she used and if she ever felt any guilt about doing it.

Just thinking of a little dude running around with a mullet kicking cats cracks me up.