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#265736 - 08/09/07 01:23 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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#265740 - 08/09/07 03:47 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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I never had the urge to do a lot of the acts shown in porn.
I can honestly say I never wanted to butt fuck a woman. I never wanted to jackoff in a girls mouth. It feels much better to finish in her pussy. Also, I have no urge to cum on a girl's face.
I wouldn't want a girl to piss oops, I mean squirt on me.
Call me old fashioned. Then again, if she really wanted me to I would accomadate her.
is this an alt id for presidential candidate mitt romney?
No. Romney doesn't even do vanilla sex. It might mess up his hair. John Edwards doesn't have sex because it might mess up his hair and his wife is an ugly, obese lump of shit.
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#265741 - 08/09/07 06:25 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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I never had the urge to do a lot of the acts shown in porn.
I can honestly say I never wanted to butt fuck a woman. I never wanted to jackoff in a girls mouth. It feels much better to finish in her pussy. Also, I have no urge to cum on a girl's face.
I wouldn't want a girl to piss oops, I mean squirt on me.
Call me old fashioned. Then again, if she really wanted me to I would accomadate her.
is this an alt id for presidential candidate mitt romney?
No. Romney doesn't even do vanilla sex. It might mess up his hair. John Edwards doesn't have sex because it might mess up his hair and his wife is an ugly, obese lump of shit.
Sam Brownback doesn't have sex because it would make Baby Jesus Cry.
Duncan Hunter hasn't had sex because nobody's ever heard of him.
Hillary Clinton Doesn't have sex because she's a man-hating lesbian.
Rudy Giuliani will have sex, but not with anyone he's currently married to.
Barak Obama doesn't have sex because ______________ (insert Tritone/IR joke here.)
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#265742 - 08/09/07 08:00 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I'm fine with asking a guy not to do something, but if I have to ask him TO do something, it kills the mood. Just man up and do whatever then I'll let you know.
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#265743 - 08/09/07 08:13 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I'm fine with asking a guy not to do something, but if I have to ask him TO do something, it kills the mood. Just man up and do whatever then I'll let you know.
How about girls?
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#265744 - 08/09/07 08:13 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I'd be afraid that you'd kick my ass...:o
...or worse yet, punch me in the sack.
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#265745 - 08/09/07 08:30 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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I'm fine with asking a guy not to do something, but if I have to ask him TO do something, it kills the mood. Just man up and do whatever then I'll let you know.
Agreed.
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#265747 - 08/09/07 09:27 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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I'm fine with asking a guy not to do something, but if I have to ask him TO do something, it kills the mood. Just man up and do whatever then I'll let you know.
I've never had a girl have to ask me to do something or complain (I usually feel around in conversations or just delude myself into thinking that I can read the body language).
Wait, one girl did complain when I refused to punch her in the face. Handcuffing her to the bed, blindfolding her, using a bunch of toys on/in her orifices, biting...all that stuff I was fine with. Punching? No way.
Then again, most of the kinky girls I've hooked up with made their needs well known beforehand, so I've rarely been surprised. Personally, though? I'm easy to please.
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#265748 - 08/10/07 09:27 AM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Registered: 02/19/07
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maybe, but sometimes can boomerang. once, having sex with my girlfriend, I tried during the "heat" of the moment to put two fingers in her ass, gently and slowly, in order to please her more;well not only did I destroy the moment but she got angry at me pulling a long face for over a week. I thought she would like (maybe she did indeed), but what can i say.....women....... 
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#265749 - 08/10/07 09:53 AM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
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I'm fine with asking a guy not to do something, but if I have to ask him TO do something, it kills the mood. Just man up and do whatever then I'll let you know.
Im old fashioned also and that's why I agree with Gia. A man should act like a man. And who said that there was no anal sex in the olden days. thats just naive.
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#265752 - 08/10/07 02:14 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
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Come GUAPO and Vin, you can do better than that.
You defile the memory of Hank The Drunken Dwarf. How dare you! 
I will quote the late great Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
"Why don't you go have sex with Jesus Christ you faggot."
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#265753 - 08/10/07 02:48 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
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#265754 - 08/10/07 04:44 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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Come GUAPO and Vin, you can do better than that.
You defile the memory of Hank The Drunken Dwarf. How dare you!
I will quote the late great Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
"Why don't you go have sex with Jesus Christ you faggot."
Hank was a literary genius, as proof, some Hank poems:
"Bud is my pal, I like to drink him all day, Bud gets me loaded and feeling okay, But at the end of the day I say goodnight to my Bud, And then pass out and fall down with a thunderous thud."
"I love beer and the way it tastes, I love women with skinny small waists. But given a choice if I had to choose one, I'd pick beer because it can't get pregnant and give me a son.
""I am a dwarf who loves to get loaded, I drink all day and my gut gets bloated; The end of the day comes and I can only slur, but I grab more drinks until everything is a big fuckin' blur
"When I drink I feel like a king, I stumble all over and don't feel a thing; My drinks are my best friends and that is for sure, I love being wasted and nailing a whore!"
"Fuck you and your mother, because she is a whore, I'll kick both your asses if you don't let me drink more and more."
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#265755 - 08/10/07 07:03 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Jesus christ, just pay the bitch and then do what thou wilt...so sayeth da burglar....
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#265756 - 08/10/07 07:08 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Not that big of a Stern fan, but Hank the Dwarf was great in the role of God in Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Pt. 4
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#265757 - 08/10/07 07:10 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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Jesus christ, just pay the bitch and then do what thou wilt...so sayeth da burglar....
Yeah, but Burg...I don't pay for sex.
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#265759 - 08/12/07 04:16 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 52
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I'm fine with asking a guy not to do something, but if I have to ask him TO do something, it kills the mood. Just man up and do whatever then I'll let you know.
I had a girlfriend once who liked to be fisted. There was no way she would have gotten that if she hadn't asked.
I like anal. I don't know very many women who would go for it if I just "do whatever". They generally appreciate a heads up.
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#265760 - 08/12/07 04:20 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
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I'm fine with asking a guy not to do something, but if I have to ask him TO do something, it kills the mood. Just man up and do whatever then I'll let you know.
I had a girlfriend once who liked to be fisted. There was no way she would have gotten that if she hadn't asked.
I like anal. I don't know very many women who would go for it if I just "do whatever". They generally appreciate a heads up.
You have to remember, Gia is a soulless whore. So if you're fucking one of those, I bet what she says is right. In fact, I think even if a whore says to stop, you'd probably be within your rights to just carry on. After all, what rights does a whore have?
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#265762 - 08/12/07 08:47 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 52
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On your fisting girl, you could've just kept adding more digits without asking. I'd say once you have your entire hand in, and she's still not objecting, it's a go.
She was the one asking for it. It's not my thing, although she enjoyed it so much that I had fun doing it to her. I would never have guessed that she wanted it if she hadn't said so.
Her (w/ my fist in her): "Ooooo, it hurts but that just makes it more intense!"
Me: "Holy shit!"
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Ok, then anal...you may be right on this one; however, it depends (no pun intended) on if your girl is cool with you totally owning her in bed and her ass has already had plenty of licking, fingering, etc.
I guess I'm just old fashioned. A gentleman doesn't fuck a lady in the ass without asking first.
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#265763 - 08/12/07 08:51 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I guess I'm just old fashioned. A gentleman doesn't fuck a lady in the ass without asking first.
I too have always considered the "Southern Trespass" to be in bad form.
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#265764 - 08/12/07 09:30 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Let's be honest here, for every Gia Jordan-type chick there are at least ten girls with the exact opposite mentality. If you bring home a chick from a bar and go straight for her ass, or even attempt something like a moderately aggressive head grab to further thrust your penis down her throat, in all likelihood you just screwed up a pretty good thing. Only a fool would play those odds.
Girls talk. A lot. If you're a player on the bar/club/single scene then you know it's a small circle, regardless of where you call home. Do you want to be the guy that other girls mockingly whisper about? No, you don't. Nobody does. Be smooth first time out, don't go forcefully jabbing things into strange places like Brandon Iron on Jolt Cola. You and your social life will be the better for it.
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#265765 - 08/13/07 11:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Random, excellent point. I didn't take 1st dates or one night stands into play. I just assumed this advice was more for relationships.
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#265766 - 08/13/07 11:56 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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don't go forcefully jabbing things into strange places like Brandon Iron on Jolt Cola. You and your social life will be the better for it.
I just peed a little. 
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#265767 - 08/14/07 12:56 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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I'd be afraid that you'd kick my ass...:o
...or worse yet, punch me in the sack.
fuck that, don't be a fag. just do what you want until the bitch says stop. most girls in my estimation and experience like it a little rough.
well said.....
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#265768 - 08/14/07 11:18 PM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 55
Loc: Corner of Canoga and Saticoy
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Not old fashioned, just sexually conservative.
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#265769 - 08/17/07 02:07 AM
Re: I guess I'm old fashioned
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/07
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Loc: Corner of Canoga and Saticoy
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I'm fine with asking a guy not to do something, but if I have to ask him TO do something, it kills the mood. Just man up and do whatever then I'll let you know.
Hey baby, check out the desert island thread over on The Cage; until then, I never realized that you were my salvation. No. 3's cuming up.....
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