Let's be honest here, for every Gia Jordan-type chick there are at least ten girls with the exact opposite mentality. If you bring home a chick from a bar and go straight for her ass, or even attempt something like a moderately aggressive head grab to further thrust your penis down her throat, in all likelihood you just screwed up a pretty good thing. Only a fool would play those odds.

Girls talk. A lot. If you're a player on the bar/club/single scene then you know it's a small circle, regardless of where you call home. Do you want to be the guy that other girls mockingly whisper about? No, you don't. Nobody does. Be smooth first time out, don't go forcefully jabbing things into strange places like Brandon Iron on Jolt Cola. You and your social life will be the better for it.