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Come GUAPO and Vin, you can do better than that.
You defile the memory of Hank The Drunken Dwarf. How dare you! 
I will quote the late great Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
"Why don't you go have sex with Jesus Christ you faggot."
Hank was a literary genius, as proof, some Hank poems:
"Bud is my pal, I like to drink him all day, Bud gets me loaded and feeling okay, But at the end of the day I say goodnight to my Bud, And then pass out and fall down with a thunderous thud."
"I love beer and the way it tastes, I love women with skinny small waists. But given a choice if I had to choose one, I'd pick beer because it can't get pregnant and give me a son.
""I am a dwarf who loves to get loaded, I drink all day and my gut gets bloated; The end of the day comes and I can only slur, but I grab more drinks until everything is a big fuckin' blur
"When I drink I feel like a king, I stumble all over and don't feel a thing; My drinks are my best friends and that is for sure, I love being wasted and nailing a whore!"
"Fuck you and your mother, because she is a whore, I'll kick both your asses if you don't let me drink more and more."
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