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I never had the urge to do a lot of the acts shown in porn.

I can honestly say I never wanted to butt fuck a woman. I never wanted to jackoff in a girls mouth. It feels much better to finish in her pussy. Also, I have no urge to cum on a girl's face.

I wouldn't want a girl to piss oops, I mean squirt on me.
Call me old fashioned. Then again, if she really wanted me to I would accomadate her.



is this an alt id for presidential candidate mitt romney?





No. Romney doesn't even do vanilla sex. It might mess up his hair. John Edwards doesn't have sex because it might mess up his hair and his wife is an ugly, obese lump of shit.



Sam Brownback doesn't have sex because it would make Baby Jesus Cry.

Duncan Hunter hasn't had sex because nobody's ever heard of him.

Hillary Clinton Doesn't have sex because she's a man-hating lesbian.

Rudy Giuliani will have sex, but not with anyone he's currently married to.

Barak Obama doesn't have sex because ______________ (insert Tritone/IR joke here.)