Jesus Christ, Self Control? And what is that?

I never fart, how's that for self control? I will hold it until my eyes water and my hearing aid buzzes because I dont like polluting the air around me mainly for the sake of others. And I have in fact gone Months without jerking off, just to be Master of My domain. I can quit opiates after months of heavy use, and have done so many times without rehab or meds. Does this mean I look down on anyone or anything, especially pornography? well, yeah it does...but not for the same reasons as you...how about it luke, can you hold your farts indefinitely???


PS -- If Holly's business goes in the tank, she has a job already lined up as my trophy wife...or personal assistant/wheelchair driver....same deal really....