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I fear that's not going to deter many men from soiling themselves. I want suggestions of catchy phrases to help men stop wanking to porn.



I often have trouble working out your motivation, Luke. Are you actually having a full on breakdown right now?

Since when is the natural emission of semen considered "soiling" oneself? Since most doctors now agree that the release of semen can actually help to prevent prostate cancer, I find your suggestion of total abstinence to be a risky medical procedure.

Just because the rest of us don't pine for the days when wallabies messed with our junk, it doesn't make jerking off evil. Unless you're basing your entire life on a book written before electricity was even thought of.

So here's a thought; go full out on your religion, Luke. Cut the power to the hovel, throw the PC out the window, get rid of any man-made fiber clothing....just go the whole hog.

Maybe that way, you'll be taken seriously as the zealot you seem to want to be.

Alternatively, you could just pull a shot of Holly up on your screen and jerk yourself into a sobbing crescendo of lust. After that, I recommend self-loathing and push ups.
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