Abortion is selfish? You know what's selfish...your klingon meth forehead taking up an entire zipcode. Jesus Keeee-riiist, I could land a 767 on that forehead. Nice shirt, bitch. Like anyone would fuck that anyway.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K