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#264986 - 08/04/07 09:43 PM Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Jeff, Tony, anyone... I know it means giving $16 to the other side, but it has to be worth it to have a porn chick wearing one of these in a movie whilst getting sodomised: Buy here. More info here. They even come with Shelley Lubben's personal seal of approval! Attachments 253492-PornoTshirt.jpg (21 downloads) _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#264987 - 08/04/07 10:07 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Anonymous Unregistered	I love it, Ivor. Find of the Month.
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#264988 - 08/04/07 10:18 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	It just shows their total lack of comprehension of the porn mindset, that they didn't realize we'd absolutely LOVE these t-shirts. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#264989 - 08/04/07 10:39 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	What that shirt really needs is the JM slogan on the back. "Relax, it's not yours"
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#264990 - 08/04/07 10:49 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Every Porno Has Somebody's daughter in it... ...but chances are the parents have already disowned her and would even deny she is a member of the family. So, go ahead and jerk yourself stupid. 'Cause, well, you know, by doing so you are probably giving her more attention and appreciation than her lousy parents ever did. So, yeah, blame the parents. It's probably all their fault anyways. So with one fist, furiously beat your weasel, while the other fist furiously shakes in the air at the anger and disappointment you have for the parents who didn't take good enough care in those vital growing up years that have turned this girl into what she has become. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#264991 - 08/04/07 10:54 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I'll try shaking the opposite fist next time but I'm not optimistic.
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#264992 - 08/04/07 11:03 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I want one of those shirts so I can jack off all over it. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#264993 - 08/04/07 11:04 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Anonymous Unregistered	Did you catch the name of that outfit? Live Offensively For God. How fitting, since these Jesus Freaks are the most offensive people I know of.
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#264994 - 08/05/07 07:21 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: I want one of those shirts so I can jack off all over it. Perhaps you can get Sierra Sinn to braid it for you! Every Porno has Somebody's Daughter In It Watch the video Edited by Soopergrizz (08/05/07 07:23 AM) _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#264995 - 08/05/07 10:17 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	As well as the JM 'Relax, it's not your daughter' on the back, there should be some addition of 'And every porno has someone's son whacking off to it'. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#264996 - 08/05/07 11:02 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
PainfulAzzFuckin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/01/06 Posts: 502	I wonder if these two models realize that by pushing these shirts there are now guys like me stroking furiously while I imagine sodomizing her tight asshole with her little blonde friend being tied up underneath her and being forced to lick my sweaty testicles? _________________________ Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996:
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#264997 - 08/05/07 11:28 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Quote: ...while I imagine sodomizing her tight asshole... Most hardcore christian chicks are known for having blown out assholes tho because they are trying to keep their hymens intact for Jesus. _________________________
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#264998 - 08/05/07 12:25 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
papercut AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/04/06 Posts: 522	Wow they are stupid. "Every porno has somebody's daughter in it." No shit. That's why I watch. _________________________ Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#264999 - 08/05/07 02:40 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Every double-vag scene has somebody's son in it. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#265000 - 08/05/07 03:15 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Quote: Every double-vag scene has somebody's son in it. Ha, I was just thinking the same thing when I saw the title of this post. I might make this T-Shirt: Highly stylized picture of a son and father hugging and high fiving at the same time. Below: "Even Porno has someone's son in it...unless its shitty Lesbo porn" _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#265001 - 08/05/07 03:25 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
jim dangle Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/29/07 Posts: 62	and some porno has somebody's crack-whore, barely legal, twice divorced mommy in it.
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#265002 - 08/05/07 03:57 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	_________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#265003 - 08/05/07 04:24 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Watch the video I love how Shelley sooo enthusiastically fluffs the stupid whore into thinking she's doing something useful with her post-cum dumpster life. How nice of her. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#265004 - 08/05/07 06:00 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Sierra Sinn is plainly not into the Shelley Lubben scene. Sierra doesn't like everyone telling her what to do. They are pressuring her to stop fucking her boyfriend, because it makes Baby Jesus cry. They are pressuring her to stop smoking pot, which she loves. They probably want her to stop sucking the dick of every DJ she comes across, which is like asking her to stop breathing. Six months tops, she'll be back to sucking dick on camera. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#265005 - 08/05/07 06:08 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Six months tops, she'll be back to sucking dick on camera... ...while smoking a bowl & giving her newly-corrupted, ex-Jesus Freak boyfriend herpes, gon, & chlym from the porn dick she just inhaled. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#265006 - 08/05/07 08:06 PM Beyond parody
Fred Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 02/16/07 Posts: 80	I like the way you have to stare at their tits to get the message... and I like the two flowers fucking standing-up style on top of the word Porno... and wow, only a born-again, ex-porn star could articulate her desire for divine rapture by using the language of a JM boxcover: Quote: I challenge you to become fully available to Christ... He will use you in ways that you have never dreamed _________________________ "We're gonna make 'em fit"
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#265007 - 08/05/07 08:24 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Quote: Are you that lazy you can't even photoshop a pic of me? I'll give you a head start, this one has so much potential: _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#265008 - 08/05/07 08:42 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
papercut AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/04/06 Posts: 522	Quote: Are you that lazy you can't even photoshop a pic of me? I'll give you a head start, this one has so much potential: To be honest the picture doesn't really require any 'shopping it's pretty gay as it is. But, you know, I don't want to stop the kids from having their fun so shop away. _________________________ Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#265009 - 08/06/07 08:56 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Jeff, Tony, anyone... I know it means giving $16 to the other side, but it has to be worth it to have a porn chick wearing one of these in a movie whilst getting sodomised: Buy here. More info here. They even come with Shelley Lubben's personal seal of approval! I have already jacked off 3 time to this photo. When stroking I like to think that these stupid whores are swapping my load, back and forth until the greedy little slut on the left finally swallows it. Phrase Jesus. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#265010 - 08/06/07 01:34 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: Are you that lazy you can't even photoshop a pic of me? Attachments 253794-pissright.gif (8 downloads) _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#265011 - 08/06/07 01:44 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	This should come with a caveat: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it. Unless they're real fugly. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#265012 - 08/06/07 02:00 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Quote: As well as the JM 'Relax, it's not your daughter' on the back, there should be some addition of 'And every porno has someone's son whacking off to it'. I believe that statement may be debatable. Attachments 253799-a82579_xlf.jpg (5 downloads) Edited by MoronBoy (08/06/07 02:02 PM) _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#265013 - 08/06/07 07:37 PM Re: Beyond parody
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: I challenge you to become fully available to Christ... He will use you in ways that you have never dreamed I wonder if this means Jesus is into sodomy & shooting his holy load down the throats of whores. Wasn't his mother Mary a whore, too...or something like that? I'm years displaced from parochial school. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#265014 - 08/06/07 08:04 PM Re: Beyond parody
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	did you notice that anjelica lauren is in that Old Throat gaggers movie? lol _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#265015 - 08/06/07 08:12 PM Re: Beyond parody
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	that "everyone's daughter..." shirt made me think of this one, from www.cracksmokingshirts.com *edited to note that the image is too small... it says, "What Would Jesus Do" and he's throatfucking some chick... Attachments 253848-jesus_t.gif (11 downloads) Edited by GiGi (08/06/07 08:16 PM) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#265016 - 08/06/07 08:51 PM Re: Beyond parody
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	That ain't no chick. Attachments 253855-681-1.jpg.gif (6 downloads) _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#265017 - 08/06/07 09:53 PM Re: Beyond parody
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	haha. you're right! my bad. makes it even better. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#265018 - 08/07/07 01:04 PM Re: Beyond parody
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	_________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#265019 - 08/07/07 01:09 PM Re: Beyond parody
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	...i don't get it.... _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#265020 - 08/07/07 01:14 PM Re: Beyond parody
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	so this girl thinks "i'm going to make a statement with my 'abortion is selfish' shirt on class picture day." ...that is until half the shirt doesn't make the picture. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#265021 - 08/07/07 01:58 PM Re: Beyond parody
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Abortion is selfish? You know what's selfish...your klingon meth forehead taking up an entire zipcode. Jesus Keeee-riiist, I could land a 767 on that forehead. Nice shirt, bitch. Like anyone would fuck that anyway. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#265022 - 08/07/07 03:44 PM Re: Beyond parody
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Abortion is selfish? You know what's selfish...your klingon meth forehead taking up an entire zipcode. Jesus Keeee-riiist, I could land a 767 on that forehead. Nice shirt, bitch. Like anyone would fuck that anyway. I disagree with you Gia. I have high hopes for this young lady. I hope that she gets raped; gets pregnant; that the child is born with Down Syndrome; that she has to drop out of school to support them. I hope that she gets fired for missing too many graveyard shifts at the Denny's she works at; has to eat out of a garbage can; and I hope that she gets AIDS when she eats a half of a ham sandwich out of the dumpster that Marc Wallice is buried in. :bananagoingtohell: _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#265023 - 08/07/07 04:32 PM Re: Beyond parody
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	Quote: Abortion is selfish? You know what's selfish...your klingon meth forehead taking up an entire zipcode. Jesus Keeee-riiist, I could land a 767 on that forehead. Nice shirt, bitch. Like anyone would fuck that anyway. Thank you, Gia, for making me look subtle and reserved.
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#265024 - 08/07/07 06:50 PM Re: Beyond parody
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	This whore = Quote: ...i don't get it.... _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#265025 - 08/07/07 08:27 PM Re: Beyond parody
PainfulAzzFuckin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/01/06 Posts: 502	Quote: This whore = Quote: ...i don't get it.... Who's good with Photoshop around here? I can think of about a dozen poses I'd love to 'shop this chicks face into. _________________________ Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996:
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#265026 - 08/07/07 10:08 PM Re: Beyond parody
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: ...i don't get it.... I REALLY want one of these shirts!!! Burg, as my sugar daddy, will you buy me one? _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#265027 - 08/07/07 10:15 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	Quote: Sierra Sinn is plainly not into the Shelley Lubben scene. Sierra doesn't like everyone telling her what to do. They are pressuring her to stop fucking her boyfriend, because it makes Baby Jesus cry. They are pressuring her to stop smoking pot, which she loves. They probably want her to stop sucking the dick of every DJ she comes across, which is like asking her to stop breathing. Six months tops, she'll be back to sucking dick on camera. Who wants them back? Some people - like Shelly and Sierra - should obviously never have been in porn in the first place. They brought their issues to porn, with negative consequences for them and everybody else around them... if only they could just leave and spare us their misery. Lord have mercy!
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#265028 - 08/07/07 11:44 PM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: if only they could just leave and spare us their misery. Lord have mercy! Truer words have never been spoken, freak. Take your own advice. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#265029 - 08/08/07 08:32 AM Re: Beyond parody
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: This whore = Quote: ...i don't get it.... I agree. The cool thing about these religious chicks is they are far more likely to have anal sex and that a good thing. This whore has probably never had her cherry popped but I bet her ass is already blown out. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#265030 - 08/08/07 08:53 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
warp_speed Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/31/07 Posts: 817	Quote: Quote: if only they could just leave and spare us their misery. Lord have mercy! Truer words have never been spoken, freak. Take your own advice. Is it really that hard to resist the temptation? Daaamn, I feel a lot of repressed desire in this one. _________________________ WARP SPEED (you better believe it)
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#265031 - 08/08/07 10:05 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	We've got a great idea for the back of these shirts.... Front: Back: Attachments 254093-backmockup1.jpg (18 downloads) _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#265032 - 08/08/07 11:06 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: We've got a great idea for the back of these shirts.... Front: Back: Rock on Malice!! _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#265033 - 08/08/07 11:26 AM Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	I want one!
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#265034 - 08/08/07 11:35 AM Re: Beyond parody
Postmortem Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/17/07 Posts: 297	Quote: Quote: This whore = Quote: ...i don't get it.... I agree. The cool thing about these religious chicks is they are far more likely to have anal sex and that a good thing. This whore has probably never had her cherry popped but I bet her ass is already blown out. Are "blown-out" turdholes just a sexual sadist's fantasy? If not, can you tell me a few porn girls who have this condition? And how can I blow-out a girl's asshole myself? What's the best technique? thanks _________________________ Self-deception facilitates harm to others and to oneself, undermines autonomy, corrupts conscience, violates authenticity, and manifests a vicious lack of courage and self-control that undermines the capacity for compassionate action.
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#265035 - 08/08/07 11:38 AM Re: Beyond parody
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Are "blown-out" turdholes just a sexual sadist's fantasy? If not, can you tell me a few porn girls who have this condition? And how can I blow-out a girl's asshole myself? What's the best technique? thanks Here ya go.
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