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#265036 - 08/08/07 12:07 PM
Re: Beyond parody
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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For a minute there I though the rectum was going to hang down her buttocks but she sucked it back in.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#265037 - 08/08/07 12:25 PM
Re: Beyond parody
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Here ya go.
The contents of my stomach prolapsed almost immediately. This is the grossest thing I've ever seen... lol... thankfully my video stalled half way through.
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#265038 - 08/08/07 12:39 PM
Re: Beyond parody
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
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Are "blown-out" turdholes just a sexual sadist's fantasy? If not, can you tell me a few porn girls who have this condition? And how can I blow-out a girl's asshole myself? What's the best technique?
thanks
Here ya go.
Wow. Thanks for that. Is it actually caused by rough sex, or is it just an unrelated disorder? Perhaps there might be a congenital weakness in the rectum.
You'd expect someone like Aurora Snow or Belladonna to have this condition, but I suppose they have bodies that were able to tolerate the brutal ass-sex...
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Self-deception facilitates harm to others and to oneself, undermines autonomy, corrupts conscience, violates authenticity, and manifests a vicious lack of courage and self-control that undermines the capacity for compassionate action.
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#265043 - 08/09/07 06:34 AM
n-ice
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Registered: 08/09/07
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The discussion on myspace is also cabaret. Especially Scapunkdog's posts. But does she really want to be taken seriously? http://www.myspace.com/liveoffensively
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#265045 - 08/09/07 08:49 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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#265047 - 08/09/07 09:52 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
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Let's link to this thread over at her MySpace page so she can see just how much of a masturbatory impact she's having on our lives......I can almost read her future testimony now.
"I've suffered the slings and arrows for my Lord and taken them as a martyr for the Cause. Many a night, I've laid in my bed with my eyes closed tightly in prayer, knowing full well that depraved servants of satan were touching themselves on their...their....reproductive organs and fondling themselves to images of my martyrdom. Pray for me please that I can hold up under such pressure...I fear for my soul that I may have somehow contributed to the sinful nature of others."
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#265048 - 08/09/07 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#265049 - 08/09/07 11:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I must have the lord in me because I dont even want to have sex with her. I just want to pistol whip her and then jack off in her face as she lays there crying.   
do you hear her audio in her myspace
fuck that people is more scary than luke without lithium
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#265050 - 08/09/07 11:38 AM
Re: Every porno has somebody's daughter in it.
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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That's pretty cool Tony. Did you actually find a suitable font somewhere, or did you 'fake' one?
Most of the needed letters we already used in the original, cut and pasted, and freehand drew the remainders. Lol. Reminds of the days back in college when "Culture Jamming" was cool.
Malice
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#265052 - 08/09/07 11:52 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
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Donny says: "Maybe the next time you feel like masturbating in front of that screen, think about the fact that that girl’s father probably doesn’t talk to her anymore." http://www.newsreview.com/chico/Content?oid=359887I fear that's not going to deter many men from soiling themselves. I want suggestions of catchy phrases to help men stop wanking to porn.
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#265058 - 08/09/07 02:50 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
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My motivation is that I truly care for you guys. I only want the best for you. I want you to have life full and abundant and everlasting.
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#265059 - 08/09/07 03:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Luke, even in earnst you come out as sarcastic.
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#265062 - 08/09/07 05:12 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 52
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I want suggestions of catchy phrases to help men stop wanking to porn.
Umm...
If you're reading Luke Is Back, you're not masterbating.
Or maybe you are.
Or a catchy advertising jingle
Your odds of scoring are less than maybe,
So buy some porn and burp the baby.
Or maybe it would be better to go with an established ad:
Wanking--so simple a caveman could do it.
Or just some old ad slogans:
The Internet--where wanking is job number one.
Gag Factor--Real meat for real whores.
Porn--the whore goes in before the name goes on.
Luke, how am I doing?
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#265064 - 08/10/07 12:50 AM
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Registered: 08/09/07
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Loc: u-rop
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So here's a thought; go full out on your religion, Luke. Cut the power to the hovel, throw the PC out the window, get rid of any man-made fiber clothing....just go the whole hog.
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They consider themselves as not religious, see here. 
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#265065 - 08/10/07 12:57 AM
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Registered: 08/09/07
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So, by confusing terms like "religion", I have to assume that the gang also confuses the word "to discuss" with "dis - cuss". -> They pay to act in a porn!
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#265068 - 08/10/07 10:07 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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From that blog linked in the first post: "I am somebody's daughter. I am also a former porn actress. Every movie I was in was a cry for attention. Every time a pornographer praised me for my performance, he took the place of my father. Every scene of degradation and abuse I survived was a desperate attempt to prove to the world I was SOMEBODY. I am somebody. I am somebody's daughter and all I ever wanted was a father who would love me. If I had known that kind of love, it would have saved me from ever being in a porn movie." Fuck, I need to find some of her scenes. 
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#265069 - 08/10/07 10:53 AM
Re: n-ice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Every movie I was in was a cry for attention. Every time a pornographer praised me for my performance, he took the place of my father. Every scene of degradation and abuse I survived was a desperate attempt to prove to the world I was SOMEBODY.
I am somebody.
I am somebody's daughter and all I ever wanted was a father who would love me.
wow and after all that, here she is still looking for that attention? so much that she's practically begging people to put her on their top myspace friends list?
Geez.
Dear Shelly,
I won't put you on my top friends list, but I will no longer make fun at your expense. Lest you start spamming my girls again with foolishness, then all bets are off.
sincerly,
Monstar
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#265070 - 08/10/07 01:31 PM
Re: n-ice
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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can someone please explain to me what they mean by living offensively for christ? bunch of boring fucking assholes afraid to live life is what they are. eve libertine said it best,"jesus died for his own sins. not mine."
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#265073 - 08/10/07 05:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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I have a close friend who's a very religious person. He's a good guy though, never tries to preach to anyone. However, he staid a virgin until he married at 26 and claims (and he's one of the few persons I would believe when he says something like that) that he didn't even jerk off once in his entire life. Mind boggling.
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#265074 - 08/10/07 06:49 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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can someone please explain to me what they mean by living offensively for christ? bunch of boring fucking assholes afraid to live life is what they are. eve libertine said it best,"jesus died for his own sins. not mine."
Living aggressively for Christ basically means that these asscocks are going to preach, "witness", and proselytize to you about the "benefits" of living for God. Basically, these are the kind of people I'd punch in the throat.
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#265075 - 08/10/07 07:02 PM
Re: n-ice
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I hope all this talk of pornography eventually leads to flirty fishing.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#265077 - 08/13/07 12:33 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 13
Loc: u-rop
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From that blog linked in the first post:
"I am somebody's daughter. I am also a former porn actress.
Every movie I was in was a cry for attention. Every time a pornographer praised me for my performance, he took the place of my father. Every scene of degradation and abuse I survived was a desperate attempt to prove to the world I was SOMEBODY.
I am somebody.
I am somebody's daughter and all I ever wanted was a father who would love me.
If I had known that kind of love, it would have saved me from ever being in a porn movie."
Fuck, I need to find some of her scenes.
Do you mean this one? www.myspace.com/shelleylubben
Does this attention whore really think she is the first and only worn out porno actress turned into a Jesus-freak?
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#265078 - 08/13/07 12:34 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 13
Loc: u-rop
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scenes.
Ok. THAT must be a part of her plan.
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#265079 - 08/13/07 01:15 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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I don't get the "Your life... in 1000 years, will anyone remember?" t-shirt. It seems to me that this is a great argument for doing porn or whatever else you wanna do, because odds are that very few people -and indeed not she - will be remembered in a 1000 years. I bet that at most 3 people alive right now will be remembered even somewhat widely in a 1000 years. Hell, strike that - it won't even be 3 of 'em.
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#265081 - 08/13/07 08:54 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
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Has anyone else noticed the girl in this picture looks a lot like a young Holly Randall? Before the ravages of porn and Luke took her innocence.
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