No need to waste a lot of virtual ink writing about the asstounding buttz balled in this flick because the booty will freak for itself. Why write a book because one should consider the booty only and since the camera angles are Smut approved there’s no reason you shouldn’t get this dvd.
I chortle at other online critics who write moby dick when all they really need to do is show pix though XPT might be one of the only places online where one can do that unrestrained. Thank the godz of chaos! If you got skillz, you need not fear my wrath. Growing up reading skin mags one of the few porn critics whose reviews were actually worth reading was stuff by Hustler’s Christian Shapiro. He was generally as entertaining as he was jaded at least, and the rest were generally non-threatening hacks who gave all good reviews or they just rewrote ad-copy to be safe. That’s the nature of the beast and some things don't change, it’s how I first learned not to truss it. Granted, it’s porn, it’s hard to be creative with deadlines, but online is a different tale of woe. If you’re not entertaining, I don’t want to read somebody rattle off the play by play, but hey, that’s just lazy ol’ me. Give me something I can see, show me don’t tell me.
Alexis Tex-ass has an edifice of an ass that shockwaves with each cock thrust too bad it’s the gross uncut tool of Manuel Ferrara. He also porks Sunny Lane, so that one gets nixed in the rosebud right there. Georgia Peach is dressed to the nines in black fencenets and shiney obsidian fuck-me platforms and is the only ho to have her sphincter impaled. She looks incredible and this is evidence of one of her best performances. Brianna Love also has a bountiful bottom go boom boom, so bounce and buy the dvd already. [Elegant Angel]
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