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And the only reason i lost the one fight was the Puerto Rican asshole broke my arm with a crutch, after I had him pinned and was about to break his nose.


What were you and El G fighting about?

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I hit him with a bottle of Lowenbrau, while my two roomates removed his shoes and pants, but I got the credit for the W. Since college I have been rich enough to pay others to fight for me...


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