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#264727 - 08/04/07 04:56 AM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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How to Make Love Like an EX-Porn Star. Woo wee. Catchy....NOT. Hey, Shelly, has Jenna seen this or is getting her attention all part of your evil plan to save her?
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#264728 - 08/04/07 01:10 PM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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This entire thread is giving me mild diarrhea. I just don't get the frenzy here people.
1. Luke hates porn. Fact.
2. Luke gotta eat. Fact
3. Luke takes money from pornographers, furthering their businesses while he tries to slam them.
4. Lubben will never turn the entire industry into bible thumpers because, as the F.L.O.P. states: There's always a new whore.
I couldn't give a rat's ass if Luke advertised Anal Fingering the Lockwood Way on his site. I spend zero time looking at adverts on Luke's site. I'm more interested in the gossip.
Seriously people, if this is what gets you beating your chests, go get a hobby. We all know Luke's a hypocrite. This is not news!
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#264729 - 08/04/07 01:21 PM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I didn't really care either way. I was just trying to get him to answer my third question which was I think "who reviews the ad content?". When he answered that he reviewed the ads then I was going to nudge this thread into a different direction dealing with his tacit approval of the smut filth his other advertisers peddle.
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#264730 - 08/04/07 05:46 PM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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You REALLY must be a piece of shit if the Mon* hates you. 
LOL. well I don't hate her, but contrary to what luke may think, I don't think she is acting with honorable intentions, rather self-serving ones. Spamming porn girls on Myspace with some supposed MTV gig? please.
(Anyone else notice the banner all of a sudden now has her mug upon it?)
but that is her cross to bear. ...so to speak.
If she wants to buy ad space on luke, get on witcha bad self. fuck, buy more. I hope the weight of the expense becomes so overwhelming and luke has to chase this chick down in the street with a crowbar to get his loot.
..whatever.
she posted on luke to day some things I find odd
"A religious person could never do what I do."
"In front of me some of the girls I help do drugs, chain smoke, talk vulgar, and every other word is F*ck.
The religious person could never handle what I see and hear on a weekly basis helping these girls."
Dood, i know your gimmick is hype your self up but I'll bet dime to free banner space that some religious people can handle that and more if it meant making a difference in a person's life. And I'm rather sure even some religious people smoke.
alright, alright, ...this chick is a charlatan.
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#264731 - 08/04/07 08:39 PM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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she posted on luke to day some things I find odd
"A religious person could never do what I do."
Yes, she's so much better than those religious types. Matter of fact, she's actually here to give them a chance, unlike those nasty, unforgiving RELIGIOUS people. What a self-righteous cunt.
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"In front of me some of the girls I help do drugs, chain smoke, talk vulgar, and every other word is F*ck. The religious person could never handle what I see and hear on a weekly basis helping these girls."
Soo, what's wrong with those things? Different strokes for different folks, she should use her so-called religious nature & stop trying to convert. Instead, learn to accept.
Dood, i know your gimmick is hype yourself up but I'll bet dime to free banner space that some religious people can handle that and more if it meant making a difference in a person's life. And I'm rather sure even some religious people smoke.
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alright, alright, ...this chick is a charlatan.
Like I said, she's a fucking cunt.
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#264732 - 08/04/07 09:36 PM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
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HOW MUCH IS SHE PAYING YOU? AND WHO CUT THE CHECK?
My rates are listed on my site. As for the rest of the information, I don't give that out for other advertisers, so why do you think I'd give it out for Shelley?
You're a hysteric.
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#264733 - 08/04/07 09:44 PM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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<snip>
You're a hysteric.
I love the use of that adjective, in the classical sense.
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#264734 - 08/04/07 09:55 PM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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No Luke. I'm just someone who's deeply concerned with the expansive growth of the religious right. And, at a time when the Administration is launching a record number of prosecutions against the industry, I think we all should be concerned when Porn's leading blogger suddenly gets into bed with the Jesus Freaks' most visible spokesperson.
And considering that Shelley has no registered organization anywhere, not to mention any visible means of income, the question of who paid the bill is more than appropriate.
You can do what you want. Luke. It's a free country. But at the same time, I can choose not to read your site if you're taking money from Dobson & Co. And I can encourage others to stop reading your site too. Again, that's what the Jesus Freaks would do. What's good for the goose...
Anyway, I wish you the best, and maybe this new alliance of yours will help lift you out of the hovel. Get you a better car, maybe allow you to eat steak every once in a while. Mazel Tov, old buddy.
(And hey, maybe you can get Shelley to figure out that murder case for you. I'll bet the Pornographer did it.)
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#264735 - 08/04/07 10:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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da nuh nuh nuh nuh another one bites the dust...
and another one gone and another one gone and another one bites the dust...
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#264736 - 08/04/07 10:11 PM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Just to be sure, I got confirmation by email that this is the real Shelley Lubben posting.
Welcome to the board, Shelley! I hope you continue your outreach here.
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#264738 - 08/04/07 10:37 PM
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Well, Shelley, I have to give you credit. None of your brethren would have the stones to come here. That says something. Okay, let's get down to Brass tacks, shall we: 1) Who paid for the ad? You have no church, ministry or non-profit organization registered with the California Attorney General. Nor do you have any visible means of income. So who cut the check? 2)How do you operate without being registered with the AG? That's just a bit illegal, no? 3) How long before you "complete your courses" at that unaccredited College of yours? Most folks just pay the fee and are done with it. 4)How much of your money comes from James Dobson and Focus on the Family? 5)How do you respond to the charges leveled by Veronica Rayne that you lied repeatedly about an MTV show that didn't exist? You can read the full story HERE. 6) Aren't you just an overglorified spammer preying on the weak and the vulnerable 7) Please answer Zenman's question: Do you do anal? That's all for now, Shelley, but I'll have some follow-ups later.
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#264739 - 08/04/07 10:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#264740 - 08/04/07 10:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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zenman fantasy: shelley lubben  zenman
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#264741 - 08/05/07 03:10 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Moxie's fantasy Moxie  Jim B.
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#264742 - 08/05/07 04:24 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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I really don't see why anyone would get bent out of shape by Shelly. She want's to get whore's out of porn. Don't worry, there's more to take their place. If whore's want out, let em out. Jim, your need to tell people what to think and how to act is exactly what the christian extremists do.
So odd that people who supposedly oppose censorship want to censor her with a boycot. The whole boycott theme sounds in tone, hysterics and general faggery much like This
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#264743 - 08/05/07 08:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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How to Make Love Like an EX-Porn Star. Woo wee. Catchy....NOT. Hey, Shelly, has Jenna seen this or is getting her attention all part of your evil plan to save her?
Gawd Gia, we need you to be the rallying cry for the Anti-lubben element of the industry/society: girls who successfully left the business on their own terms without becoming a broken choo-choo .... Unsheath your razor sharp wit and satire, and allow me to help you write the baby Gia manifesto "How To Gobble Cum and Succeed at Life like a Professional Cum Gobbler (without blaming Society or other people for anything, without Finding an Imaginary Person or Force to take the Pipe out of your Mouth, or without using Meth to lose weight and induce the desire to fuck like animals, or without moving in with Dr Phil or Flavor Flav for a month....)" ....
You know we'd create a killer tome, people will LOVE it and gobble it right up! Oprah will demand you show up, you insist and invite me saying you need my fucked up perspective as the "unsilent immorally-moral minority" audience that remains transfixed by your incisive biting wit, by your patently erotic gobbling, and by your lethal cuts at both society and the industry elements that deserve it.that deserve it....Our Slogan: Shelly Lubben Found God, Gia jordan Found....Gia Jordan. <gobble>
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#264744 - 08/05/07 08:51 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
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Interventionists are almost definitionally unpopular. So we should not be surprised that the desouled--and even more so, the desouling producers and consumers of porn--are up in arms at the arrival of the resouler known as Shelley. But in His name, which is really just Our name, she will restore us, and we will thank her to no end later. You need only ask Sierra.
Now, the Work must begin...
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#264745 - 08/05/07 09:43 AM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
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I'm just someone who's deeply concerned with the expansive growth of the religious right.
What exactly are you afraid of? The greatest threats to our freedoms comes from the left, which wants to increasingly regulate speech (see college campuses), who you can hire and fire (that teachers who decide to cross-dress not be allowed to fire etc in CA, that's a bill).
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#264746 - 08/05/07 09:55 AM
Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
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I think we all should be concerned when Porn's leading blogger suddenly gets into bed with the Jesus Freaks' most visible spokesperson.
And considering that Shelley has no registered organization anywhere, not to mention any visible means of income, the question of who paid the bill is more than appropriate.
...maybe this new alliance of yours will help lift you out of the hovel.
This is not an alliance. I have ads to all sorts of pornographers on my site and I am not allied with them, even though I am closer to many of them than I am to Shelley.
This is not new. I grew up among the Religious Right. Many of my friends are on the Religious Right. I am on the Religious Right.
Being friends with Jesus freaks is not new for me. I grew up among Jesus freaks. Many of my friends from childhood are Jesus freaks.
I try to be friendly with everybody who can stomach me, be they law enforcement, anti-porn crusaders, pornographers, druggies etc... I have been covering those who hate porn, and at times hanging out with them, for as long as I've covered porners.
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#264747 - 08/05/07 10:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Does anyone have any sort of measuring equipment which could accurately determine just how little I care about Shelley's attempts at self-promotion in an industry where new whores stumble off the bus at the rate of five a week?
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#264749 - 08/05/07 11:25 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
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If you think about it...Shelly is just adding an additional bit of entertainment to a whores career. When they get old and methed out they can become Cheerleaders for Christ and we can laugh at the ridiculus things that come out of their mouths (as opposed to things going into their mouths prior to their rebirthing).
Even more entertainment value when they have strange cattywampus eyes.
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#264750 - 08/05/07 01:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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If you think about it...Shelly is just adding an additional bit of entertainment to a whores career. When they get old and methed out they can become Cheerleaders for Christ and we can laugh at the ridiculus things that come out of their mouths (as opposed to things going into their mouths prior to their rebirthing).
Even more entertainment value when they have strange cattywampus eyes.
why not make a meeting with Shelly and Chico Wang??
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#264752 - 08/05/07 02:44 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Its no different at other college campuses.
And then everyone grows up!
The rest--
1: become academics
2: enter politics.
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#264754 - 08/05/07 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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"How To Gobble Cum and Succeed at Life like a Professional Cum Gobbler (without blaming Society or other people for anything, without Finding an Imaginary Person or Force to take the Pipe out of your Mouth, or without using Meth to lose weight and induce the desire to fuck like animals, or without moving in with Dr Phil or Flavor Flav for a month....)"
Burg, I know a good publisher if you need one for this work of art. However, I don't know that we can find a bookcover large enough to accommodate that title.
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#264755 - 08/05/07 03:20 PM
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Anonymous
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If you think about it...Shelly is just adding an additional bit of entertainment to a whores career. When they get old and methed out they can become Cheerleaders for Christ and we can laugh at the ridiculus things that come out of their mouths (as opposed to things going into their mouths prior to their rebirthing).
Even more entertainment value when they have strange cattywampus eyes.
Now this I hadn't considered. And you make a good point. The notion of Sierra Sin leading evening prayers is fucking funny.
Still, what I worry about is: "Who's behind Shelley." She's got no organization. So somebody with money has to be backing her. I'd like to know who. That's all.
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#264756 - 08/05/07 03:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Every Porno Has Somebody's Daughter In It --- Shelley Lubben
I love that sig, where'd ya get it?
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#264757 - 08/05/07 03:24 PM
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Ivor's thread in the Cage.
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