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How to Make Love Like an EX-Porn Star. Woo wee. Catchy....NOT. Hey, Shelly, has Jenna seen this or is getting her attention all part of your evil plan to save her?




Gawd Gia, we need you to be the rallying cry for the Anti-lubben element of the industry/society: girls who successfully left the business on their own terms without becoming a broken choo-choo .... Unsheath your razor sharp wit and satire, and allow me to help you write the baby Gia manifesto "How To Gobble Cum and Succeed at Life like a Professional Cum Gobbler (without blaming Society or other people for anything, without Finding an Imaginary Person or Force to take the Pipe out of your Mouth, or without using Meth to lose weight and induce the desire to fuck like animals, or without moving in with Dr Phil or Flavor Flav for a month....)" ....

You know we'd create a killer tome, people will LOVE it and gobble it right up! Oprah will demand you show up, you insist and invite me saying you need my fucked up perspective as the "unsilent immorally-moral minority" audience that remains transfixed by your incisive biting wit, by your patently erotic gobbling, and by your lethal cuts at both society and the industry elements that deserve it.that deserve it....Our Slogan: Shelly Lubben Found God, Gia jordan Found....Gia Jordan. <gobble>
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