Well, Shelley, I have to give you credit. None of your brethren would have the stones to come here. That says something.

Okay, let's get down to Brass tacks, shall we:

1) Who paid for the ad? You have no church, ministry or non-profit organization registered with the California Attorney General. Nor do you have any visible means of income. So who cut the check?

2)How do you operate without being registered with the AG? That's just a bit illegal, no?

3) How long before you "complete your courses" at that unaccredited College of yours? Most folks just pay the fee and are done with it.

4)How much of your money comes from James Dobson and Focus on the Family?

5)How do you respond to the charges leveled by Veronica Rayne that you lied repeatedly about an MTV show that didn't exist? You can read the full story HERE.

6) Aren't you just an overglorified spammer preying on the weak and the vulnerable

7) Please answer Zenman's question: Do you do anal?

That's all for now, Shelley, but I'll have some follow-ups later.