Tritone, you are the motherfucker who needs help. Fat people are a blight on this planet, they have absolutely no reason to be fat other than the fact that they are slovenly piles of excess calorie-absorption units. They are lazy and all of them, every motherfucking one of them, wants to commit suicide but they are too fucking FAT and lack the willpower, the fucking shit-producing whales, to actually follow through on suicide....fucking losers, they put the COW in COWARDS. Just help them to die a bit more on the inside by abusing their lardassed ways and you'll be doing them a HUGE service by helping to expedite their eventual demise. Overeating is slow suicide...people like you just prolong the pain. I help to shorten it.

Every fucking time I hear the audible swish-swish-swish of their cellulite-laden thunder thighs rubbing together as they walk by me on the street, their breath heaving out in giant gasps as they attempt to even WALK their fucking ginormous bodies from point a to point b I do whatever is in my fucking power to demean and debase them verbally, forcing them to scurry just a bit faster away from the taunts, tears in their eyes and shame on their faces....I can almost hear their spirit dying inside as they realize how hated they are. And with any luck, that extra sprint, if you can call it that, may just remove another few days of life from their miserable existence as it puts even more strain on their broken hearts.

Hell, you could cut a fucking hole in one of the many folds of fat-laden flesh in their gut and fuck that and they wouldn't feel it.

People my pimply ass.....quit being such a fucking Captain Save-a-fat-fucking-ho and go over to ADT where the rest of Shelly's fat fucking over-inked has-been whores hang out.