So did Mary actually call Luke or what?

Its funny as my girlfriend mentioned that Mary AND Chyna were in the same celebrehab as she read it on Perez Hilton; she had no clue I had written that whole diatribe the day before (and I told her my Chyna-rape story for the first time a few nights back). Looks like I created a little buzz for Lukie-poo though so there's some silver lining to this shit storm.

Now tonights Lord's prayer: (Repeat after me)
Dear god, if you're real, please send an asteroid down from the heavens upon that rehab facility (or soundstage they're being sequestered) pathetic enough to open up to reality TV cameras and save the world a couple hundred pounds of cytoplasm so its organic matter may return to the Earth and begin anew.

Two retarded, wingless birds with one stone and you might just take out some terrible reality TV jockeys while at it too. If you don't you suck for a god.