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#264358 - 08/02/07 11:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Those are the Hinson twins. PBS had a special about them years ago when they were 7, then shortly after, Oprah had them on. They share many internal organs including A VAGINA. Little known gia fact: I have a conjoined twins fascination. Ask me anything about conjoined twins.
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#264360 - 08/02/07 12:02 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
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Ask me anything about conjoined twins.
Okay, who would win in a fight, a conjoined twin or a shemale midgit?
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#264361 - 08/02/07 12:05 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
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Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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well conjoined twins are still human, were as shemales are abominations of nature...but since its a midget i am going to go with the conjoined twins
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#264363 - 08/02/07 12:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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@vodguy. That's Lori and Dori! I used to have their song on my vm. That shit made Ween sound on key.
Anyone read GEEK LOVE? Remember the conjoined twins who grew up and started prostituting themselves after hours in the circus cuz they sadly discovered 'that's what people are really curious about with us anyway.' So, there maybe the Hinson's knocking on Jeff's door isn't so far-fetched. Now what if one likes anal but the other doesn't? At least they can share the AIM test cost, but since they see themselves as 2 people, Jeff's gonna have to pay that 1 vag double.
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#264365 - 08/02/07 12:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Shhhh...don't tell ppl I read books and stuff. Now leave crab claw guy out of this. The freaks bore me. I just like conjoined twins. Did you know there's a conjoined twin mannequin near my old place in Hollywood?
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#264366 - 08/02/07 12:50 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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@vodguy. That's Lori and Dori! I used to have their song on my vm. That shit made Ween sound on key.
Anyone read GEEK LOVE? Remember the conjoined twins who grew up and started prostituting themselves after hours in the circus cuz they sadly discovered 'that's what people are really curious about with us anyway.' So, there maybe the Hinson's knocking on Jeff's door isn't so far-fetched. Now what if one likes anal but the other doesn't? At least they can share the AIM test cost, but since they see themselves as 2 people, Jeff's gonna have to pay that 1 vag double.
Lol, nice! Lori and Dori were the first I really heard a lot about...well, other than Chang and Ang.
That's crazy about the prostitutes....so if one of them cums, do you think the other does too? Weird.
Sub-question, have you read anything about, or been to the Mutter, in Philly?
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#264367 - 08/02/07 01:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Haven't been to the Mutter.
About the Hinson's, there mom said that if one has a headache (and yes just 1 could but not the other) and was given asprin, they could both feel the asprin and water going digesting. I wonder how their orgasms would work...mentally, 1 could be sexually aroused, but would they BOTH feel it if only the 1 was aroused or would they both have to be aroused to have these mental and physical sensations coincide?
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#264370 - 08/02/07 01:17 PM
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"Geek Love" is a bonafide classic...worth the sweat
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#264374 - 08/02/07 02:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loop, the dif race twins were in Holland I believe. One was black, the other white- but they were from the SAME egg! I saw a 20/20-ish tv story on them.
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#264377 - 08/02/07 03:11 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
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I have a conjoined twins fascination.
Gia, am I possibly a super-conjoined twin? I'm willing to meet up for a closer examination and diagnosis.
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#264378 - 08/02/07 03:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry, Van de Kamps. It's NOT a sexual fetish /turn on. Just a weird interest- like languages or book binding.
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#264379 - 08/02/07 03:29 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Sorry, Van de Kamps. It's NOT a sexual fetish /turn on. Just a weird interest- like languages or book binding.
What horrible things are you calling me now? What on earth is Van de Kamps?
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#264382 - 08/02/07 03:56 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
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Fish - Stick. I get it. I have to hand it to you, you really know how to exchange playful kindness with a deadly stabs. Must be a scorpio.
I don't know why, but comments like this coming from a woman really hurt. So, this is my official good-bye to xpt.
Don't worry, I'll close the door behind me.
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#264383 - 08/02/07 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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What? You miss one day of Premarin and I can't trade bon mots with you?
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#264384 - 08/02/07 04:11 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
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Loc: Hollywood, CA
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So, this is my official good-bye to xpt.
Don't worry, I'll close the door behind me.
Aww don't leave Vanessa, you take allot of jabs, but I am impressed you take it like a lady!
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#264387 - 08/02/07 06:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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So how would it work if one did anal or IR and one didn't? Does each of them get paid for a b/g scene or is it one check for a b/g/g? Would a dp scene count as an orgy? Who says porn doesn't offer scholarly merit?
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#264390 - 08/02/07 06:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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What? You miss one day of Premarin and I can't trade bon mots with you?
Sans Mots. "Larmes" by Man Ray.
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#264391 - 08/02/07 07:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Holy shit....What if One of them wanted to fuck and the other considered it RAPE cuz she didnt want to fuck? Can you imagine one head saying YES and the other saying NO at the same time??
How about splooging into one's open mouth and then watching her spit it into the other's mouth...if they looked like Bree olson or even Gia, that would be hot.
What if you did have a totally Hot conjoined twin, with killer bod and tits and gorgeous face....stripping and lap dances would HAVE to be double in my opinion....I cant also help but think, if I paid a Conjoined twin that looked like jenna presley, watching one head suck on one nut and the other do the second nut, i'd be paying double for that too....and how to decide which mouth to spooge in, would they fight over it?
This is totally sick, what's wrong with me???
Gia, would you blow a conjoined twin dude if he was hot enough and had a nice enough dick? how would you decide which set of eyes to stare into as he blasted down your throat? Could spark a jealous tantrum on one head's part if you are not careful.....
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#264394 - 08/03/07 08:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I find these two headed lumpy people to be very disturbing. Has there ever been a case where one twin did something illegal and got sent to jail, dragging his/her twin along for the ride?
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#264396 - 08/03/07 09:26 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/07
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There was also a case of twins born 2 years apart called Victoria and Nicholas James. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Uh, this has me very confused. Came up empty on a google on them. Any more information? poobah9 
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#264397 - 08/03/07 10:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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I got these facts from a book called 'Nice Pair'.
"The twins were called Nicholas and Victoria Thomas of Bolton, who are born years apart. Victoria, five, and Nicholas, two, developed from eggs extracted from their mother in a single operation, which were fertilised simultaneously in a laboratory."
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#264398 - 08/03/07 07:08 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/07
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I got these facts from a book called 'Nice Pair'.
"The twins were called Nicholas and Victoria Thomas of Bolton, who are born years apart. Victoria, five, and Nicholas, two, developed from eggs extracted from their mother in a single operation, which were fertilised simultaneously in a laboratory."
Thanks, I envisioned some one dragging around an umbilical for 24 months . . . 
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