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#264333 - 08/02/07 09:13 AM too old to ride a bicycle
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
so i am officially too old to ride a bike any more...i tried and I failed miserably two days ago here is right after i stood up from eating the pavement





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#264334 - 08/02/07 10:24 AM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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so i am officially too old to ride a bike any more...i tried and I failed miserably two days ago here is right after i stood up from eating the pavement








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#264335 - 08/02/07 10:38 AM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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so i am officially too old to ride a bike any more...i tried and I failed miserably two days ago here is right after i stood up from eating the pavement








Since you are now officially "out" on a porn board, could you please post another picture of yourself where you hold up a sign with today's date and your name (sister fister), to verify that we will not be abusing some innocent third party.

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#264336 - 08/02/07 10:49 AM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
you first tranny...
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#264337 - 08/02/07 10:53 AM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
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Registered: 07/31/07
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#264338 - 08/02/07 11:27 AM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Goddamn, Fister....ouch!!!



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#264339 - 08/02/07 02:17 PM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Yeah, fucking ow SisterFister!

Stick to the ones with engines between the wheels man. I see no need to pedal anywhere when I can be using up the world's natural resources and ruining the planet for the next generation. ::bananacarbonpositive::
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#264340 - 08/02/07 10:28 PM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Fuck! The same thing happened to me, but it was after I lost both my shoes skating my halfpipe. I've since retired, never found my shoes. And I walk funny.

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#264341 - 08/02/07 10:37 PM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
LOL you know you went to high when your shoes get knocked off!!
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#264342 - 08/02/07 10:50 PM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
right at the end, if you look closely, I nearly fold in half
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#264343 - 08/03/07 12:06 AM Re: too old to ride a bicycle
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Fuck! The same thing happened to me, but it was after I lost both my shoes skating my halfpipe. I've since retired, never found my shoes. And I walk funny.





He fell from an estimated 50 ft. He's lucky to be alive.
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