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What’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?

I put some cat litter in the bottom of my hamster’s cage instead of the usual cedar chips and it ate that and died. And I may have killed a cat.

What happened to the cat?

We just found it dead one day. Our house had a huge stove with an area behind it that a cat could crawl into. I guess one day the cat got scared and ran behind there. We were looking for it outside and then four days later we were like, “What the fuck is that smell?” We found
it underneath the oven. It was kind of melted to the bottom of the oven. It had been electrocuted. It was so horrible because that cat was so special to me.




What is it Jeff says about porn chicks having pets?

Oh yeah, now I remember...