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Have you ever been obsessed with anyone?


I love to smell myself, but I get more enjoyment out of smelling others
I had a junior-high crush on a guy named Joe. I knew he didn’t even like me. One time I called him and I cried and I was like, “I just love you soooo much.” He took my virginity but he did it in such a way you could tell he didn’t really like me.

What’s the weirdest animal you’ve ridden?

I haven’t ridden a weird animal but I’ve ridden a dog.

What breed was it and how old were you?

I was 19 or 20 and it was a St Bernard.

And you were 19 or 20? Belladonna!

Well the dog was big, it’s not like I was hurting it.

How far did you ride it?

Not very far, it couldn’t handle me for very long. Its hair was quite long so I was sitting on its back end and holding on tight to the hair around its neck.

What’s the most violent thing you’ve done?

I’m pretty aggressive. I slap my husband all the time, but that’s not violent.

It sounds violent.

Sometimes I just like to smack him, I don’t know why. I just get a kind of enjoyment out of it. Or biting. I like to bite. I’d bite harder but I know it would hurt him.

That sounds like the early stages of rabies…

I’d be worried about myself if I bit everyone, but I don’t just do it to anybody – it’s got to be somebody I really love. Other than that, I’m pretty peaceful. I’ve had violent dreams throughout the years. Sometimes, I’m beating somebody to death.

What’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?

I put some cat litter in the bottom of my hamster’s cage instead of the usual cedar chips and it ate that and died. And I may have killed a cat.

What happened to the cat?

We just found it dead one day. Our house had a huge stove with an area behind it that a cat could crawl into. I guess one day the cat got scared and ran behind there. We were looking for it outside and then four days later we were like, “What the fuck is that smell?” We found
it underneath the oven. It was kind of melted to the bottom of the oven. It had been electrocuted. It was so horrible because that cat was so special to me.

I guess you didn’t take any pictures then?

My husband would probably have taken pictures but I was like, “Don’t show it to me, just get it out of here!”

Do you have any phobias?

I have a fear of tap water. I don’t like cooking with it or drinking it. And I don’t really care to shower in it. I have a little shower filter that goes on the head of the shower. And I vapour-distil all the water I drink. It’s kind of dumb. Don’t go searching for things you don’t need to know because then it’s there in your head.

Have you ever found yourself aroused by an inanimate object?

There was a magic marker…

Tell me more.

I wasn’t actually ‘looking at it and it turned me on’, but I used it. I was about 21 years old and I was at my mom’s house. I was really horny but I didn’t have anything to use and I needed something to put inside of me. It was actually for my butt. I put it between my toes and held it. I was bouncing up and down with it up my butthole and rubbing my pussy at the same time. I cleaned it off and put it back nicely.

You put it back?

I did put it back. I didn’t want to throw it away. I washed it.

Do you think they used it?


I’m sure if it was there they used it.

And how does that make you feel?

Kinda funny.

What’s the longest time you’ve gone without any sleep?

Probably three days, back in the day when I was doing crystal meth. I was a very experimental person. I definitely had my time on drugs.

How did you spend the time?

I love to clean in general, so when I was on that stuff I just cleaned more. Everything was sparkling. I was constantly moving; you couldn’t sit me down. I must have been annoying to be around but it was fun for me. I was cleaning and I was really artistic and I wrote a lot.

No sitting in a corner, chain-smoking and grinding your teeth?

I’ve done that a lot too, that was ecstasy.

Do you have any fetishes?

I have a smelling fetish. I like smelling the balls. I like smelling the pussy. I like smelling the asshole. I like smelling the armpit. I love to smell myself, but I get more enjoyment out of smelling others. When I pee, after I wipe myself, I smell it. I don’t think that’s gross. I don’t get turned on by it, I just like to smell myself.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve had in your mouth?

Do you know Mark Davis? He’s a porn star. I was having sex with him one time, I was probably about 19, and we were on ecstasy, he decides he wants to fuck my ass. I hadn’t prepared for it and it was kind of messy. Then, out of nowhere, he pulled it out and made me look at it. And he said, “Suck on it because that would turn me on so much.” I wanted to turn him on and I did it. I’m a pleaser; I try new things for people.

Well then, if you had to have sex with an animal, what would you choose?

I would want something big but not extremely big because I wouldn’t want to get hurt. I wouldn’t want an elephant that could smash me the second it walked by me. What turns me on? Probably a black panther. I know a black panther could hurt me but they’re sleek. I wouldn’t go looking for it but I can see why there could be a possibility of something sexual.

So if a panther turned up at your house with a bottle and some flowers you’d be game?

I’d do it because how would that ever happen? Seriously, that would be so cool.

Which would you choose between bestiality, necrophilia and coprophilia?

Bestiality, definitely. Because I think poop is smelly and doesn’t taste very good, and even if you wash real good it still smells. Dead things just gross me out because they’re stinky and probably have a lot of disease. I want something that can move around, so the bestiality with my black panther. It’s alive and it’s exciting.

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I have a smelling fetish. I like smelling the balls. I like smelling the pussy. I like smelling the asshole. I like smelling the armpit. I love to smell myself, but I get more enjoyment out of smelling others. When I pee, after I wipe myself, I smell it. I don’t think that’s gross. I don’t get turned on by it, I just like to smell myself.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve had in your mouth?

Do you know Mark Davis? He’s a porn star. I was having sex with him one time, I was probably about 19, and we were on ecstasy, he decides he wants to fuck my ass. I hadn’t prepared for it and it was kind of messy. Then, out of nowhere, he pulled it out and made me look at it. And he said, “Suck on it because that would turn me on so much.” I wanted to turn him on and I did it. I’m a pleaser; I try new things for people.

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What’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?

I put some cat litter in the bottom of my hamster’s cage instead of the usual cedar chips and it ate that and died. And I may have killed a cat.

What happened to the cat?

We just found it dead one day. Our house had a huge stove with an area behind it that a cat could crawl into. I guess one day the cat got scared and ran behind there. We were looking for it outside and then four days later we were like, “What the fuck is that smell?” We found
it underneath the oven. It was kind of melted to the bottom of the oven. It had been electrocuted. It was so horrible because that cat was so special to me.

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What is it Jeff says about porn chicks having pets?

Oh yeah, now I remember...

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What’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?

I put some cat litter in the bottom of my hamster’s cage instead of the usual cedar chips and it ate that and died. And I may have killed a cat.

What happened to the cat?

We just found it dead one day. Our house had a huge stove with an area behind it that a cat could crawl into. I guess one day the cat got scared and ran behind there. We were looking for it outside and then four days later we were like, “What the fuck is that smell?” We found
it underneath the oven. It was kind of melted to the bottom of the oven. It had been electrocuted. It was so horrible because that cat was so special to me.

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After reading this I'm thinking about calling Child Protective Services on this awful person. When she kills her child I don't want to be thinking I could have done something to prevent it.

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I have a smelling fetish. I like smelling the balls. I like smelling the pussy. I like smelling the asshole. I like smelling the armpit. I love to smell myself, but I get more enjoyment out of smelling others. When I pee, after I wipe myself, I smell it. I don’t think that’s gross. I don’t get turned on by it, I just like to smell myself.

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I have a smelling fetish. I like smelling the balls. I like smelling the pussy. I like smelling the asshole. I like smelling the armpit. I love to smell myself, but I get more enjoyment out of smelling others. When I pee, after I wipe myself, I smell it. I don’t think that’s gross. I don’t get turned on by it, I just like to smell myself.

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What’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?

I put some cat litter in the bottom of my hamster’s cage instead of the usual cedar chips and it ate that and died. And I may have killed a cat.

What happened to the cat?

We just found it dead one day. Our house had a huge stove with an area behind it that a cat could crawl into. I guess one day the cat got scared and ran behind there. We were looking for it outside and then four days later we were like, “What the fuck is that smell?” We found
it underneath the oven. It was kind of melted to the bottom of the oven. It had been electrocuted. It was so horrible because that cat was so special to me.

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What is it Jeff says about porn chicks having pets?

Oh yeah, now I remember...

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The only thing more fucked up than a whore with pets is a whore with kids. If Bellas daughter makes it to the age of 9 with losing at least a limb it will be a fucking miracle.

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What’s the biggest animal you’ve killed?

I put some cat litter in the bottom of my hamster’s cage instead of the usual cedar chips and it ate that and died. And I may have killed a cat.

What happened to the cat?

We just found it dead one day. Our house had a huge stove with an area behind it that a cat could crawl into. I guess one day the cat got scared and ran behind there. We were looking for it outside and then four days later we were like, “What the fuck is that smell?” We found
it underneath the oven. It was kind of melted to the bottom of the oven. It had been electrocuted. It was so horrible because that cat was so special to me.

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What is it Jeff says about porn chicks having pets?

Oh yeah, now I remember...

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The only thing more fucked up than a whore with pets is a whore with kids. If Bellas daughter makes it to the age of 9 with losing at least a limb it will be a fucking miracle.

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I have a smelling fetish. I like smelling the balls. I like smelling the pussy. I like smelling the asshole. I like smelling the armpit. I love to smell myself, but I get more enjoyment out of smelling others. When I pee, after I wipe myself, I smell it. I don’t think that’s gross. I don’t get turned on by it, I just like to smell myself.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve had in your mouth?

Do you know Mark Davis? He’s a porn star. I was having sex with him one time, I was probably about 19, and we were on ecstasy, he decides he wants to fuck my ass. I hadn’t prepared for it and it was kind of messy. Then, out of nowhere, he pulled it out and made me look at it. And he said, “Suck on it because that would turn me on so much.” I wanted to turn him on and I did it. I’m a pleaser; I try new things for people.

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I think that just about sums it all up.

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