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#264225 - 08/01/07 06:25 PM I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
I just drank a big glas of toilet water while a domina I met online listened on the phone! I know how to please the ladies, never say otherwise you losers out there in cyberspace!
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#264226 - 08/01/07 06:26 PM Re: I made her happy!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I just drank a big glas of toilet water while a domina I met online listened on the phone! I know how to please the ladies, never say otherwise you losers out there in cyberspace!


hey there warp speed, you should check out this website called www.cearalynch.com. just sayin'.
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#264227 - 08/01/07 06:28 PM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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I just drank a big glas of toilet water while a domina I met online listened on the phone! I know how to please the ladies, never say otherwise you losers out there in cyberspace!


hey there warp speed, you should check out this website called www.cearalynch.com. just sayin'.




Gigi... Hi YOU. Ceara is not my type though.
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#264228 - 08/01/07 06:44 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
more posts like this please.

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#264229 - 08/01/07 06:49 PM Re: I made her happy!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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more posts like this please.




This is the kind of shit that gets you off isn't it? You saucy little wench.

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#264230 - 08/01/07 06:50 PM Re: I made her happy!
pumphog74 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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I just drank a big glas of toilet water while a domina I met online listened on the phone! I know how to please the ladies, never say otherwise you losers out there in cyberspace!




this is a new thread and all,but i had to point out the idiocy of a guy who drinks toilet water calling us losers.

lest anyone misses it.
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#264231 - 08/01/07 06:54 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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This is the kind of shit that gets you off isn't it? You saucy little wench.






No, not really. It's just after over 50+ posts in, it's about time he said something worth reading.

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#264232 - 08/01/07 08:37 PM Re: I made her happy!
cheezypussy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 51
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I just drank a big glas of toilet water while a domina I met online listened on the phone! I know how to please the ladies, never say otherwise you losers out there in cyberspace!




im not impressed, millions of people drink that shit weekly

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NEW YORK - The label on Aquafina water bottles will soon be changed to spell out that the drink comes from the same source as tap water, the brand's owner said Friday.

A group called Corporate Accountability International has been pressuring bottled water sellers to curb what it calls misleading marketing practices.

Aquafina is the single biggest bottled water brand, and its bottles are now labeled "P.W.S." The new labels will spell out "public water source."


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#264233 - 08/02/07 02:24 AM Re: I made her happy!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Ceara is not my type though.





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#264234 - 08/02/07 03:16 AM Re: I made her happy!
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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This is the kind of shit that gets you off isn't it? You saucy little wench.






No, not really. It's just after over 50+ posts in, it's about time he said something worth reading.




Why u hatin'?
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#264235 - 08/02/07 03:17 AM Re: I made her happy!
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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This is the kind of shit that gets you off isn't it? You saucy little wench.






No, not really. It's just after over 50+ posts in, it's about time he said something worth reading.




Why u hatin'?




Cause you suck.
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#264236 - 08/02/07 04:01 AM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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This is the kind of shit that gets you off isn't it? You saucy little wench.






No, not really. It's just after over 50+ posts in, it's about time he said something worth reading.




Why u hatin'?




Cause you suck.




Moxie... Hi YOU...

Please don't talk harshly to me right now, I am much to fragile at this moment. I may crack under your verbal lashings and turn into dust.
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#264237 - 08/02/07 06:57 AM Re: I made her happy!
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
damn you talk alot like this asshole porn insider we all knew.... hrm.. am i getting warm you freaky little alt id??
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#264238 - 08/02/07 07:01 AM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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damn you talk alot like this asshole porn insider we all knew.... hrm.. am i getting warm you freaky little alt id??




Who dat be? I am no alt id although a long time lurker who finally got off my fat ass and registered. You can thank me later.
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#264239 - 08/02/07 03:21 PM Re: I made her happy!
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Tonight I jerked off with tothpaste while she listened. It burns like hell.
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#264240 - 08/02/07 03:40 PM Re: I made her happy!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Tonight I jerked off with tothpaste while she listened. It burns like hell.




Provided what you're saying is true, why the need to be abused homey? I'll be damned if I'm gonna let a whore demean me.

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#264241 - 08/02/07 03:43 PM Re: I made her happy!
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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Tonight I jerked off with tothpaste while she listened. It burns like hell.




Provided what you're saying is true, why the need to be abused homey? I'll be damned if I'm gonna let a whore demean me.






Mind your words, sir! She is no whore!

edit: we'll see who laughs when I get to buy her new shoes!


Edited by warp_speed (08/02/07 03:44 PM)
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#264242 - 08/02/07 03:48 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Post pictures, maggot.

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#264243 - 08/02/07 03:54 PM Re: I made her happy!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Quote:

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Tonight I jerked off with tothpaste while she listened. It burns like hell.




Provided what you're saying is true, why the need to be abused homey? I'll be damned if I'm gonna let a whore demean me.






Mind your words, sir! She is no whore!

edit: we'll see who laughs when I get to buy her new shoes!




I used 'whore' as a general term, not directly at the mistress you're earning a living for.

Ceara my dear, he's aaaall yours
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#264244 - 08/02/07 04:16 PM Re: I made her happy!
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Quote:

Post pictures, maggot.




She says you are a slut that I should not obey in any way, shape or form. Sorry.
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#264245 - 08/02/07 04:45 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
You are so an alt.

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#264246 - 08/02/07 04:46 PM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Quote:

You are so an alt.




Haha, no - just a long time lurker!
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#264247 - 08/02/07 05:03 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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You are so an alt.




Haha, no - just a long time lurker!




LIES. You asked way to many dumb questions in the beggining to now claim you've been around a while. You'd have to be blind to lurk this site and not know who windsock is. Or me for that matter. Just sayin'.

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#264248 - 08/02/07 05:05 PM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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Quote:

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You are so an alt.




Haha, no - just a long time lurker!




LIES. You asked way to many dumb questions in the beggining to now claim you've been around a while. You'd have to be blind to lurk this site and not know who windsock is. Or me for that matter. Just sayin'.




Well, there's obviously no way for me to prove who I am. When I say lurk, however, I mean that in the very sporadic sense. But as I said, there's no way for me to prove anything I say.
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#264249 - 08/02/07 05:08 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Pictures, piggie, PICTURES. I want to see you drink toilet water.

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#264250 - 08/02/07 05:10 PM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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Pictures, piggie, PICTURES. I want to see you drink toilet water.




Hmm... You really want to see that?
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#264251 - 08/02/07 05:19 PM Re: I made her happy!
TOEJAM GUY Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/10/07
Posts: 10
Loc: Ceara's Bunny Cage
Quote:

You are so an alt.




Are you two timing me with other alts? I'm crushed.
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#264252 - 08/02/07 05:20 PM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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Quote:

You are so an alt.




Are you two timing me with other alts? I'm crushed.




Me and Ceara is just friends, we share deep feelings but do not love each other in the way you and her do.
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#264253 - 08/02/07 05:48 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Quote:

You are so an alt.




Are you two timing me with other alts? I'm crushed.




10 shitty posts. Hope it was worth it. Bye now!

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#264254 - 08/02/07 05:50 PM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Seriously Ceara, do you want to see me drinking toilet water for her?
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#264255 - 08/02/07 05:52 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Yes, seriously.

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#264256 - 08/02/07 05:54 PM Re: I made her happy!
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Sorry, that's probably a bad idea.


Edited by warp_speed (08/02/07 06:05 PM)
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#264257 - 08/03/07 04:39 PM Re: I made her happy!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Sorry, that's probably a bad idea.




For those who missed it: it was a professional-looking picture of a nice looking guy drinking from a thermos. Nothing degrading about it.

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#264258 - 08/03/07 04:55 PM Re: I made her happy!
pumphog74 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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Sorry, that's probably a bad idea.




For those who missed it: it was a professional-looking picture of a nice looking guy drinking from a thermos. Nothing degrading about it.




fuck this faggot. unless we see video of a shit filled toilet and him ladeling the water out of it and consuming said liquid, i claim shenanigans.
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#264259 - 08/03/07 11:43 PM Re: I made her happy!
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Holy Christ! How is this douche not banned for this faggotry? Is Ceara protecting him?
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#264260 - 08/04/07 05:00 AM Re: I made her happy!
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Seriously Ceara, do you want to see me drinking toilet water for her?




Go away. Go to ADT. Go kill yourself. I don't care. Just fucking leave.
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