
As a busy, on-the-go producer I have very little time to date civilian chicks. But, when I do, I often brush up on my dating moves by watching JM videos like Gag Factor

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I'm a big fan of the Nose Pinch in particular. However, much to my disappointment, this moves never goes over well. I'm often scolded, slapped, and made to feel like some kind of asshole. It's really unfair. It's not like i don't say thank you afterwards. Sometimes, I even drop them off at the bus stop (if its on my way home). I don't even freak out when they puke in my car!
I'm thinking of giving up on civilian girls. Unless, the romantic minds on porntalk have some advice to offer. And, yes, I've tried duct tape and dope.