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"It is difficult to imagine a crime more heinous than that of a son viciously attacking his parents and, in the process, fatally beating his mother to death," Brown said.

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"It is difficult to imagine a crime more heinous than that of a son viciously attacking his parents and, in the process, fatally beating his mother to death," Brown said.

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rooting for the mets is a crime against humanity

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Rooting against the Mets makes you a muslim

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> The following excerpts are from "The Year the Mets Lost Last Place" by
> Paul Zimmerman and Dick Schaap (Signet Books, 1969):

> 4:00 p.m.

> Frank Graddock is settled comfortably before the TV set at his home in
> the Ridgewood section of Queens, not far from Shea Stadium. He is
> watching the Mets, and, according to later police reports, he has been
> drinking during the telecast. His wife, Margaret, walks over to the set
> and switches the channel away from the Met game. It is time for one of
> her favorite daytime serials, "Dark Shadows," and today she will find
> out whether Quentin, who carries the curse of the werewolf, will be able
> to keep the mummy's hand he has pursued through the last few episodes.
> Frank Graddock doesn't care about Quentin, his curse or the mummy's
> hand. He wants to see the ninth inning of the ball game, he and his wife
> begin to argue over the Mets and the monsters.

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> 4:13 p.m.

> Frank Graddock is watching the Mets on his television set. His wife,
> Margaret, is lying in bed, nursing the injuries she allegedly suffered
> trying to get to see "Dark Shadows." Her husband concentrates upon the
> game, unaware that she is fatally hurt, unaware that he will be charged
> the following day, with first-degree murder.

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Dean, I think you have a real future in network television. You cut out the best parts.

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Added to the list of people to be deported to Iran for Stoning. From REUTERS

NY baseball fan killed mother as team lost: prosecutors

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York man has been charged with beating his mother to death with a barbell after losing his temper while watching a baseball game on television.

Michael Anthony, 25, was watching the New York Mets lose a game on Saturday from his home in the borough of Queens when he began furiously banging on the walls, Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said in a statement on Monday.

His father Fred Fischman shouted at him to stop, but Anthony punched him in the face and threw him to the ground, according to the criminal charges.

When Anthony's mother, Maria Fischman, 61, tried to intervene, prosecutors said he stabbed her once in the head with a knife before chasing her into a bedroom where he struck her several times with the 20 pound (9 kilogram) barbell.

"It is difficult to imagine a crime more heinous than that of a son viciously attacking his parents and, in the process, fatally beating his mother to death," Brown said.

Anthony has been remanded in custody and faces a maximum of life in prison if convicted.

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I wonder how mr. met fan made out in this case and do you think he hung himself by his shoe laces tonight?