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#263933 - 07/31/07 02:26 PM So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Windsock
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Honestly, it doesn't sound all that good but he is still kicking. He is using the public library for access, but has been given a computer and is hoping to arrange his own access. I'm waiting for his permission to post it all, but here's the part he definitely wanted me to share...

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I have a new apartment. Two rooms. The "living room" carpet touches the stove & sink. <<snip>> Tell everyone over there that I miss them deeply. Tell them I have two piles of clothing on my floor, one for ordinary soiling and the other for bladder control malfunction after I passed out from drinking. It's funny because it's true. :O

Love,
Travis





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#263934 - 07/31/07 02:32 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Godspeed, Travis.

Your return is eagerly awaited.
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#263935 - 07/31/07 02:42 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Honestly, it doesn't sound all that good but he is still kicking. He is using the public library for access, but has been given a computer and is hoping to arrange his own access. I'm waiting for his permission to post it all, but here's the part he definitely wanted me to share...

Quote:

I have a new apartment. Two rooms. The "living room" carpet touches the stove & sink. <<snip>> Tell everyone over there that I miss them deeply. Tell them I have two piles of clothing on my floor, one for ordinary soiling and the other for bladder control malfunction after I passed out from drinking. It's funny because it's true. :O

Love,
Travis









I miss him.
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#263936 - 07/31/07 02:44 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Windsock
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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#263937 - 07/31/07 02:52 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I'm not trying to set myself out as the channel for Travis- here's his email address, which he posted himself. He did say he hadn't checked his mail in the last two months, so don't expect an immediate reply. I think he'd like to hear from folks. If anyone sends him messages like were sent to BUR (basically: "do more drugs"), I'll hunt you down and kill you with marc wallices dick.

blueskiesbrowndirt@yahoo.com

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#263938 - 07/31/07 03:04 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
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Quote:

I have two piles of clothing on my floor, one for ordinary soiling and the other for bladder control malfunction after I passed out from drinking.




damn that sounds serious!
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#263939 - 07/31/07 03:38 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Windsock
gia jordan Offline
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I was hoping the Igmar Bergman thread would bring him back but no avail. Come back, Windsock babyyyyyy!
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#263940 - 07/31/07 04:11 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Windsock
safado Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
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What happened to him

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#263941 - 07/31/07 04:44 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Windsock
Soopergrizz Offline
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Quote:

What happened to him




Moxie broke his heart.
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#263942 - 07/31/07 07:37 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
Sergio T. Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

What happened to him




Moxie broke his heart.



He hasn't been the same since Moxie banned him.
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#263943 - 07/31/07 07:44 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What happened to him




Moxie broke his heart.



He hasn't been the same since Moxie banned him.




I doubt that's it. Didn't somebody say something about him losing access to a computer since one of his roomates moved out?
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#263944 - 07/31/07 07:51 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
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I doubt that's it. Didn't somebody say something about him losing access to a computer since one of his roomates moved out?




yeah he blacked out and broke up his roomates stuff and puked all over the floor (god love him) and was kicked out is how i follow it...


the idea that he cared that much about being banned by moxie probably made him laugh out loud in the hushed midwestern library and that is a nice image.


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#263945 - 07/31/07 10:03 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
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Quote:

Quote:

I doubt that's it. Didn't somebody say something about him losing access to a computer since one of his roomates moved out?




yeah he blacked out and broke up his roomates stuff and puked all over the floor (god love him) and was kicked out is how i follow it...


the idea that he cared that much about being banned by moxie probably made him laugh out loud in the hushed midwestern library and that is a nice image.







Since both versions are likely 99% false, I'll continue to believe my own.
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#263946 - 07/31/07 11:47 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Hats off to Windsock!!!

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#263947 - 08/01/07 01:39 AM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
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Registered: 07/31/07
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What's the story on this guy?
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#263948 - 08/01/07 08:40 AM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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he's the poet laureate of xpt/JM
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#263949 - 08/01/07 01:08 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
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#263950 - 08/01/07 02:11 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

What's the story on this guy?




There's an expression round here: Search is your friend.

If you check out some of Windsock's posts here in the Cage or check back to his CAOH identity, you'll get it. The guy is an insane drunken genius.
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#263951 - 08/04/07 08:17 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Windsock > pistol whipping > meth > Smartt > ADT > Marc Wallace

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#534735 - 11/21/11 05:29 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind [Re: Bornyo]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I wish ol' Travis would pull another drive-by

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#534739 - 11/21/11 06:16 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind [Re: Bornyo]
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
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Looking at Willie's Bill the Cat avatar, then Gia's w/ the sun glasses, I'd like to see an expensive sunglasses trend where they give the Bill the Cat look. One huge and the other smaller, like artificial wonky/wild. Slap a voweled name on them and price them just high enough that average folk can't afford them, and they'd sell.
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#534741 - 11/21/11 06:24 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind [Re: Bornyo]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Probably cause future problems like Steve Martin's eyeglass handles in "The Jerk".

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#534747 - 11/21/11 06:58 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind [Re: Bornyo]
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Don't mess with the Optigrab.
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#537620 - 12/20/11 09:03 PM Re: So I got a letter from Simp/Cumalloverher/Wind [Re: Bornyo]
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Come on home, Travis, it's warm and we've got hot cocoa.

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