I can see Brownback being appointed Secretary of Education by whomever he loses the primaries to, so that they can finally kick evolution, Shakespeare, Sex Ed, and the Constitution out the door once and for all.

If he were just a little bit brighter, he might have rated as highly as AG. But Sammy's not smart enough to take on Porn, let alone take down Roe. So, on that score, we dodge a bullet for now.