You're quite the little douche bag, aren't you? Milking your personal problems with a girl who's obviously deeply troubled for all the publicity it can get you. I like how you worked in this shit about how Howard Stern could help Mary if he didn't "consider her a porn whore unworthy of even the slightest amount of help." Your compassion is so moving!

Don't misunderstand me. I don't think Mary Carey is a candidate for sainthood. Just that there's something so pathetic about the way you attacked her, gloating over her problems. It really shows what a chicken shit you are, because she's not exactly in a position to defend herself. It's like spreading rumors about a girl being the biggest ho at school--right after she has a car accident and goes into a coma.

Another slimeball thing was the way you sucker punched Dwight Howard, Hulk Hogan, etc. At least that shows some balls on your part. They clearly CAN defend themselves. I'm sure their lawyers will have a field day figuring out how to tear you a new cunt for libel.