I know quite a few people here enjoy the train wreck that is Mary Carey, so figured I'd post a link to a fun little letter exposing her for the lying bitch she is.

Enjoy!!

My Experience with Mary Carey after listening to her on the Stern Show

It should be on page four...I'll post the rough text here, WARNING ITS A SUPER LONG LETTER mother fuckers!

Dear Howard and company;

Believe me, I have problems even writing this letter and wasting my time with the void of a human being known as Mary Carey, but given her continued appearances on the Howard Stern Show in what amounts to little more than an effort to pollute the Sirius Satellite waves, I figure its about time I said something and expose her for the lying bitch she is. I haven't bothered after the last few appearances of hers (figuring shutting my trap would be the modest thing to do), but that scene with her mother last Thursday made me sick about how gullible the Howard Stern Show could be to buy her shit, let alone give her any air time. I'm puzzled why such shitty radio continues to permeate from Studio 69 with millions of listeners (including myself) forking over $13 a month for this terrible excuse of a guest and entertainment.

Perhaps I should first introduce myself; my name is Steve York (or Stevie Why in the porn industry) and I was Mary's “Campaign Manager” when she ran for California governor late last year. It started out simple enough; we had met briefly in Sacramento while lobbying on behalf of the adult industry and later she formed a working relationship with a group of friends of mine in a band who had written music for my adult productions and even wrote her a theme song (she seemed just sane enough when she would come down to San Diego and be away from the porn business around a bunch of college kids who weren't obsessed with the whole porn aspect). I offered (for free) to set up a number of events for Mary in the build up to the 2006 election on California college campuses; all I asked for in return (fully knowing she never had a chance in hell of winning; it was all a publicity stunt) was to get a chance to register a few college aged voters and feel like I did my civic duty. After Mary's assistant/current fuck had dumped her, she pleaded with me to help her out on the road during her club appearances especially given that her mother had jumped off that building just weeks before. I reluctantly agreed. That was the worst and most costly mistake I could ever make.

It all started out on a bad foot; the day of the “campaign” kick off in San Diego in September in front of hundreds of college students Mary pretty much OD'd on Xanax the night before barely making it to the event; I had to drag her out of bed and dress her naked body as I tried everything to wake her ass up including blowing a boat's air horn in her face. Expecting moderate media attention and spending hundreds of dollars of my own money (even giving away a Sirius radio out of my own pocket) to insure the event went off without a hitch, I was shocked to finally wake her up and barely make it the event. She even surprised the crowd with her honesty and platform which totally shocked me given how fucked up she had been just 20 minutes earlier. We were both surprised that night when we flew to Chicago for one of her strip club appearances that CNN had picked up on the story and was running it as a main story on headline news every 15 minutes; I pretty much did what I said I would given my limited media contacts in San Diego. She had asked me to smuggle Xanax for her on the plane...and you know what I did? I threw them out; she shit a brick but I wasn't going to risk a felony charge over $15 in pills. I thought she showed some promise as we got back to Los Angeles and I took her to get an Ambien prescription (not to mention the morning after pill after she fucked her old boyfriend without a rubber and finished with a nice cream pie and I wasn't going to give her a chance to tell another abortion story live on the air) but that didn't last for long as Mary continued to get trashed every night and most days.

Remember that whole line about her not being obsessed with Wire Image after her mom tried to kill herself? A total lie. She was obsessed with going to the premiere of the shitty Robin William's movie Man of the Year and even had the tenacity to ask her porn company to reimburse her $100 for the make-up session she had...right after she cost them over $1500 days before after she slept in a Xanax induced coma through a day of filming a scene for her new porn movie. I couldn't help but comment about how oblivious a whore she was. She spent hours going through the images online while her mother (unbeknownst to me) lay 3000 miles away puking up her own bloody feces that had backed up from her small intestines as she lie in a dirty caretakers room.

Mary continued to book strip club appearances though I thought it would be best to spend a few weeks doing election related shit and really pile up the publicity and keep her schedule open in case her mother needed help; we finally made it to Florida (after she promised a much needed vacation where she would get us a hotel close to her mother; instead she stayed at some weird fucking friend of her's 40 minutes away and I got to drive her back and forth) for her to check on her mother and it really went down hill from there. Judy was in such terrible shape (much worse than I could imagine) and literally was rotting away in a hospice and care center; Mary had to call 911 when she first saw her and re-submit her to the Emergency room. I asked Mary to keep the next few weeks open (as money was not much of an issue as she had made $7000 in cash just from one appearance the weekend before) and spend it taking care of her mom and see how the election publicity went; instead she booked a four day strip club appearance in Baltimore which meant I would receive a whopping $200 for helping her with her appearances for SIX FUCKING DAYS in Maryland. She became so hostile and mean when I mentioned I couldn't spend that amount of time and had pretty much dropped my entire life to help her out as she got drunk every night while I had to stay sober to deal with mob bosses and abusive fans.

While her mom lay fucked up in bed at the hospital Mary went out and partied with Tito Ortiz's manager and the UFC guys every night and day during the Tito Ortiz/Ken Shamrock fight in October at the Hardrock Hotel; she even sucked off Tito's manager in a car full of people while her mom lay in the emergency room. She even met Jenna Jameson again for the first time in years...Jenna complimented Mary on the stories she read on a porn gossip site, all based on the events I organized and press releases I slaved over. I had my own fucking life risked when I was asked to DD for the friend she was staying with and he proceeded to get trashed and smoke a ton of weed out of a vaporizer, refused to hand over the wheel to me and lead us through a drunkened driving tour of shitty Florida as he made wrong turns and almost crashed his car head on. I refused to stay with him again after that and insisted on a hotel room, and following a fight the next day with Mary (after she screamed at me for trying to take a set of balloons I bought her mother to feel better down to the car), I calmly kept my cool and waited until we flew back to Los Angeles. I got off the plane and never talked to her again despite her calling me dozens of times and pleading with me through tons of text messages to organize the rest of her “campaign.” Considering I had pretty much organized everything in her Governor's run, she soon dropped out of the race. That whole excuse about “dropping out” because of her sick mom? A total bullshit story; she dropped out because I refused to help her any more and be abused by that cunt.

Mary has serious mental and addiction problems, and believe me, to some degree even the staff at the Stern Show is to blame. Several weeks ago when Miss Howard Stern came in drunk the entire segment focused on pleading with her to get help; why hasn't Howard even suggested the same with Mary? I guarantee Howard wouldn't nonchalantly bring up her Xanax addiction if he saw her passed out almost to the point of overdosing (with its complications from massive alcohol intake) as I have. Does Howard considers her a porn whore unworthy of even the slightest amount of help when its been the Stern Show that has pretty much launched her career? I know Mary's capable of change (she stopped taking Xanax the entire time I was with her after the refusal to smuggle it on the plane) but it just wasn't worth it for me to even continue to bother (given that I told her from the get go this was a business relationship and I wouldn't be fucking her or stealing her money like all the other losers who came before me). Instead of a bunch of horny fuck tards bending over to her every whim, all it takes is someone she respects just to say “NO.” Hell, I think even Artie could convince her! I know she respects the show deep down; instead of Jason and Will booking her for another terrible appearance, maybe you should refuse until she gets her act together before she kills herself or someone around her. I know it will happened one day soon given her current path she hasn't seemed to have veered from.

But I can't stay mad at the Stern Show, especially for the years of joy its given me and that I couldn't have a lasting impression given the amount of effort I put into this whole crap fest; certainly I tried my best but couldn't cope with the possibility of losing my life because of her irresponsibility. My work with her, just like last appearance, are now in the past. Instead of Howard's pathetic and obviously uncomfortable plugs of her shitty website, perhaps next time he should ask about these:

-Why not ask her about the time we randomly met NBA player Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic (who by the way just signed a five year $80 million contract) during a flight out of LAX airport and they quickly formed a relationship. I'd never heard of the guy before that, so I was quite surprised to learn that he was so interested in me taking naked pictures of her while on the road at random strip clubs. Hell, even more so when it turned out he's a devout Christian and even dreamed of adding the Christian cross to the NBA logo. Can you talk about a hypocrite? Or was it all part of Jesus' plan for some hot interracial action?

-Or how about Mary's friendship with Brooke Hogan who's been on the show numerous times; that whole thing about Brooke being a virgin and even questioned by Howard about it? A total lie; she had lost her V-card long before and invented the virgin story in an effort to boost her “music” career. And even better? Brooke found one of Mary's own movies under her dad's bed; do you think Mike Walker would have had a field day running a story that Hulk Hogan loved dropping a load to one of his daughter's friends? Hulk certainly has a thing for blondes!

I could go on and on with more stories, but why bother? Unlike those Christian wackos she used to hang around with, I believe people can be changed (and she doesn't have one tenth the real problems most women in porn have) though I will always be pissed at her unless she decides to take her life seriously. She's be on CelebRehab sponsored by VH1 soon; that certainly sounds like all the answers to her alcoholism and drug addiction rather than going to a FUCKING SHRINK. Jeez, why do I let my blood still boil like this?

Mary still owes me close to $600 as a write this (I never even received the $20 for the balloons I bought her mom while she was in the hospital); or we can just call this little laundry airing even for the time I was forced to DD a drunk and coked out Chyna...er...China Doll home from Kendra Jade's house where Joanie she proceeded to rape me in my car. This was not all before releasing some noxious gas in my passenger's seat from the plastic surgery nightmare she calls her man-gina, let alone tearing the antenna out of my Sirius car kit. I had to tell her I was gay to wrestle my limp penis from her mouth and then drove around Los Angeles on the verge of tears disgusted with how I was used by that thing.

Much Love,
Stevie Why

P.S.-Mary even promised me to accompany her on her next appearance on the show if I came back and assisted her with the governor's election knowing how big of a fan I was; suffice to say I put my principles first. Plus I have tons of other reasons to make it on the program (rather than riding a mediocre porn star's coat tails); The Stern Show hasn't seen or heard the last of me. :^)

Whats really sad is, you didn't even get a blow job after all that!

I'm wondering Stevie, you seem like a very intelligent guy, did you really expect to have a thoughtful and prosperous business relationship with a porn whore who takes cocks up her ass for money?

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Whats really sad is, you didn't even get a blow job after all that!

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I actually did get a blumpy. We were in Pittsburgh and were back stage at a club she was performing at; I went to read a comic book and take a shit. In a drunkened phase she busted in and put my cock in her mouth in the middle of a bit of poopage while I sat atop the porcelain throne. It didn't go to completion and only lasted a few seconds before I told her to get off me, but I can say I did receive a blumpy.

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I'm wondering Stevie, you seem like a very intelligent guy, did you really expect to have a thoughtful and prosperous business relationship with a porn whore who takes cocks up her ass for money?

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No, I just saw the whole situation as something temporary and would make a good story years down the line when I first started. It only had to last until the first week of November. Really, the money was an after thought for me though it became more of an issue when she begged me to help her out on the road then kept screwing me out of cash.

For a few months Mary had come down to San Diego to visit my band-mate friends where she was pretty stable; I was kind of surprised to see how normal she could be outside the porn would when she was around people her age who didn't just simply view her as a porn whore but would joke around and party with. The second she got within 50 miles of the Valley she turned into an unstoppable, irresponsible force of nature. When I was babysitting her (as Luke Ford called it), she was fine but the second I left her on her own for more than an hour, massive amounts of shit would hit the fan.

I originally offered to organize a string of debates and discussions for Free Speech Coalition on California college campuses with prominent adult stars and attorneys leading up the 2006 election (being one of the few people to guess it would be a nice big losing year for the Republicans and why shouldn't the porn industry take their piece of credit?) but when that fat pig Michelle Freridge freaked out over the idea of spending money on it after a month and a half of planning (we discussed most of it in April 2006 during the lobbying event in Sacramento and then she ignored me until I asked her about it at Internext or whatever the show was in San Diego in June) and figuring out the logistics (the only cash needed would be a few hundred bucks in flyers and literature as I had a number of people confirmed to do it for free as well as reserving the spaces for free at different schools), I figured that FSC wasn't worth a drop of my time.

What better way then to say fuck you to them than to organize this shit for Mary and get her a ton of publicity instead of for FSC.FSC and her always had a love/hate relationship given they would always invite her to publicity events and should would receive all the coverage and the organization would never get any. I thought it would be awesome to create a nice new public image of FSC outside the business as freedom fighters among the only people who seem to give a shit about porn rights right now outside of the industry: college kids. (and perhaps change the public perception that they're fighting for kiddie porn). As a few of you can tell I like to be a little creative with my vengeful vendettas.

Most of these lessons proved to me that the porn business really is just lazy, unmotivated and really uncreative at the end of the day.

Or maybe all my plans were just too grandiose for a bunch of porners to comprehend.

Two things...first, I always get my blowjobs up front, so as to avoid ever having to write such a missive (which I sympathise with dont get me wrong...)

Second, if you have a whore OD'ng on Xanax, stick your DICK up her ass, not a air horn or other domestic implement...take advantage of the situation......

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Mary pretty much OD'd on Xanax the night before barely making it to the event; I had to drag her out of bed and dress her naked body as I tried everything to wake her ass up including blowing a boat's air horn in her face.

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Great stuff Stevie. I knew you had some decent dirt to throw around.

Damn, Stevie. You don't lock the door when you go to the bathroom?

Mary Carey Exposed, The Real Truth & The True Lies About & Behind MARY “CAREY” COOK

The Truth Must, and Now Will Be Told.

Her real birth name is Mary Cook, and a few years ago, after feature dancing at several adult gentlemen clubs, decided to get into the porn industry, because she was told, that she could make some real serious money because she was attractive, athletic, had great stage presence, worked quit well in front of an audience, and had a very outgoing personality, that would come across well on camera.

People had told her in the past that she looked like & had some of the same features & physical characteristics as “Pop Diva Mariah Carey”, and that if she just enhanced some of those “Features” that, that wound be “Her In and Hook”, in the porn industry.

So, Mary packed up and moved to California, and got started in the adult industry. She loves the attention that she gets, and most of the time, generates it herself, and she can’t survive without it. She always is seeking some type of ”Media Attention”.

Mark Behar, knew Mary, when she lived in Florida a few years earlier, and who is a Young Entrepreneur/Business Owner & Investor of Major Multi-Unit Rental Properties & Buildings in Delray & Boynton Beach Florida, and who is also Vice/Co-Chair with & on the City Of Delray Beach–Code Enforcement Hearing Board, and (When Time Permits) He also “Moonlights” as a “Celebrity Personal Security/Bodyguard” to the A-List Movie & Music Elite.

He also has received from the N.R.C.C - National Republican Congressional Committee, “The Congressional Medal Of Honor”, and “The Congressional Medal Of Distinction”, as well as Past Years & the Current “2006-Businessman Of The Year Awards”.

In June of 2005, Mark had asked Mary (As they bumped into each other, a few years later in a “Home Depot”, in Delray Beach, Florida), if she wanted to attend the MTV Movie Awards with him, in California, she of course said “Yes”.

Mark attended the event with Mary, and that’s when he found out about the “True” Mary “Carey”. She had changed over the years, and was very much “into herself”, stuck up, snotty, and was not professional & intelligent like he had known her in the past to be.

After the awards show, and a week or so later, she went to, and was at the “2005” – “Presidents Dinner”, with her then Employer “Mark Kulkis”, the owner of the porn video production company “Kick Ass Pictures”, that she was under contract with, at that time. Mark (Behar) also was at this special event.

Mark was personally invited to this same event, but was invited because & due to his achievements of being a young, upstanding, outstanding and Quit Successful Businessman, and who is a true Political activist, from and in his State of Florida.

Mary apologized to Mark at this event & dinner, and said that she got really drunk that night at & after the awards show. Mark forgave her & they took an “Official Presidential Dinner Picture” together at the event, which is the only “Official” one of Mary, at & from the event. Mary told Mark, that “They should stay & continue to be good friends, and keep in touch”.

Mark thought that she was actually serious about her political ambitions, at that time, because Mary told him, that she wanted to “Stop doing what she was doing, and leave the whole porn thing & world, and wanted to go Mainstream like Mariah”.

6 to 9 months later Mary hired Mark to do some personal security & bodyguard work, as well as assist her with her personal matters & affairs at that time, as she was traveling throughout the country & across the world, doing feature & special personal appearances at several events. This turned out to be a strain on & where their friendship took a turn. Mary cancelled out at the last minute on Mark, as he was already at the airport, at the gate, and boarding his flight, to where she was at. This eventually cost him over $7,500.00 in “Out-of-Pocket” travel expenses, and costs that eventually became & is today, a legal battle, with A Civil Action Court Case, being filed against her, and which are still pending, in Florida.

Mary & Mark, stayed in touch & friends, on & off this past year, as they were going through & trying to work out & settle all these & their legal issues & matters.

Mark also said, ”At the end of all this, Mary just wanted to & has used me, just to go to & attend these Special Events & Award Shows.

*MARK BEHAR at:
561-637-6275 / 561-254-9605 or
*Via E-MAIL at: MJBPROPERTIES@AOL.COM

You're quite the little douche bag, aren't you? Milking your personal problems with a girl who's obviously deeply troubled for all the publicity it can get you. I like how you worked in this shit about how Howard Stern could help Mary if he didn't "consider her a porn whore unworthy of even the slightest amount of help." Your compassion is so moving!

Don't misunderstand me. I don't think Mary Carey is a candidate for sainthood. Just that there's something so pathetic about the way you attacked her, gloating over her problems. It really shows what a chicken shit you are, because she's not exactly in a position to defend herself. It's like spreading rumors about a girl being the biggest ho at school--right after she has a car accident and goes into a coma.

Another slimeball thing was the way you sucker punched Dwight Howard, Hulk Hogan, etc. At least that shows some balls on your part. They clearly CAN defend themselves. I'm sure their lawyers will have a field day figuring out how to tear you a new cunt for libel.

Happy year anniversary on XPT! Glad to see I'm worthy of your second post!

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You're quite the little douche bag, aren't you? Milking your personal problems with a girl who's obviously deeply troubled for all the publicity it can get you. I like how you worked in this shit about how Howard Stern could help Mary if he didn't "consider her a porn whore unworthy of even the slightest amount of help." Your compassion is so moving!

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Whatever shit bird. I didn't say a word after I quit being her whore last October; only after Mary appeared on the Stern Show last week (a sevice I pay $13 a month for and don't expect shitty interviews full of lies with on a show where this type of mud slinging is expected) in a pathetic attempt to promote her new VH1 reality series lying about her relationship with her mother to improve her public image and show buzz did I think it was necessary to comment. I could have said a word but didn't last October when she lied about why she "dropped out" of the race; I was hoping she'd come to her own conclusion about her own problems and how destructive they were...but she certainly didn't. If she was seriously dealing with them they wouldn't be broadcast on television and done in private, a precondition for ANY recovery program. She really is the *worst* of the porn whores and those stories are only perhaps a *third* of some of the terrible shit she did and said.

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Don't misunderstand me. I don't think Mary Carey is a candidate for sainthood. Just that there's something so pathetic about the way you attacked her, gloating over her problems. It really shows what a chicken shit you are, because she's not exactly in a position to defend herself. It's like spreading rumors about a girl being the biggest ho at school--right after she has a car accident and goes into a coma.

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I did my fucking best to help her get off on the right foot and deal with them; it was her decision to RISK MY LIFE by staying with some weird fan in Miami rather than pay the $600 for a rental car and hotel as she promised after numerous grueling weeks on the road and generating POSITIVE publicity for her for once. Go read Dave Cumming's reponse (Dave had warned me for weeks of her flakiness and problems after working with her in the past and was shocked at the change he saw in her when she was around me) on Luke is Back to the events I put together for her if you need any proof. I offered her an opportunity to have someone around her that would help her get her life on track, stay in the porn business and make as much money as possible (compared to the XXXChurch fuck tards at the time who were clinging to her to get her to quit and lose her only source of income) and meet somewhere in the middle between excess and sobriety with a little known concept called "moderation."

I suggested she go to a therapist and anger management or manner classes rather than to her weekly meetings with XXXChurch members trying to have her become their new poster child. I *insisted* she go to the doctor and drove her there after her ex-boyfriend busted a nut inside her (after I was literally gone for three hours at home to do my laundry) to get the morning after pill so she wouldn't be showing up drunk on the Stern Show again (as she had in August 2006) to brag about her TWO ABORTIONS in a drunk stupor. Legend Video absolutely LOVED that one. I *insisted* she go get a prescription for sleeping medication rather than continuing as a walking Xanax felony. Not one single guy involved in her life previously did that for her; and the funny thing? I wasn't even there to fuck her and never did. She literally turned me asexual for close to 8 months and I've just barely grown my balls back.

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Another slimeball thing was the way you sucker punched Dwight Howard, Hulk Hogan, etc. At least that shows some balls on your part. They clearly CAN defend themselves.

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The Dwight Howard story was nothing compared to what she posted on Luke is Back about saving his e-mails to possibly blackmail him. That's all been well documented. Go read all her posts on Luke's site and compare them to what I wrote. My shit's *nothing* compared to the grief she's put other people through.

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I'm sure their lawyers will have a field day figuring out how to tear you a new cunt for libel.

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Go read libel law again (I imagine you've never read a single sentence of it) goober; its a bit hard when its a public figure making millions of dollars a year and TRUE.

"Rio Joe," huh? Your last name wouldn't happen to be Martorelli, would it?

Pics or I don't care.

dradles or i'm lighting a menorah

Not only is he a self-involved douchebag but who gives a flying fuck about Mary Carey? The whore has never been even remotely wank-worthy and her train-wreck of a life is something I could care less about. Stevie, you need to get a hobby, bud, and posting stuff like that is not much of a choice.

Yo, if that's really Stevie Why in the avatar, he looks like a total douchebag.

Boo hoo, Stevie. A porn girl didn't take her job as serious as you did. Move on, dude.

Stevie, you didn't strike as this much of a schmuck before this post. I don't get why you care what Mary says on Stern? Wow, she wasn't responsible! Most porn whores are clinical pshycopaths and use charm and pussy to get what they want without a care in the world about you or their moms--unless it benefits them.

I occasionally get contacted by strip club high rollers who get access to a contract girl/stripper and eventually pussy. Its not technically hooking, cause there's no money exchanged, but eventually the story ends up that they leant the whore 30K to help with legal or medical troubles and now she won't repay it and won't return calls. I'll give the advice I always give them, you got a very very expensive blow job. Write it off and move on.

Me personally, if I help someone out I don't ask for a thing. I'm kind of like William Wesley in that way. I'm never let down when there's nothing in return.

I think we should cut Stevie a break. It's easy to forget from his posts (not this one, of course) that the Dude is still young. And there was a train wreck of a whore involved. Who just happened to be running for Governor while ODing on Xanax.

Cut him some slack. He'll revert to form in no time.

i rather enjoyed his story

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh..........(breath in)

HAAHAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..........(breath in)

uh, uhh hahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahahahhh...(breath in)

But that tiny issue aside dude- a little more cardio, a little less ebay:

Stevie, I love ya, but this is the poorest excuse of a Fonzie pose I've ever seen! You seem like a nice Irish lad, almost Conan O'Brien like.


I like you.... As a friend! "Been there!"

AHHHH>... OKAY, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, next time warn us dude!!

dude, the chick is MARY CAREY!!

how long did it take you to work that out?