Two things...first, I always get my blowjobs up front, so as to avoid ever having to write such a missive (which I sympathise with dont get me wrong...)

Second, if you have a whore OD'ng on Xanax, stick your DICK up her ass, not a air horn or other domestic implement...take advantage of the situation......

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Mary pretty much OD'd on Xanax the night before barely making it to the event; I had to drag her out of bed and dress her naked body as I tried everything to wake her ass up including blowing a boat's air horn in her face.

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