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Whats really sad is, you didn't even get a blow job after all that!

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I actually did get a blumpy. We were in Pittsburgh and were back stage at a club she was performing at; I went to read a comic book and take a shit. In a drunkened phase she busted in and put my cock in her mouth in the middle of a bit of poopage while I sat atop the porcelain throne. It didn't go to completion and only lasted a few seconds before I told her to get off me, but I can say I did receive a blumpy.

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I'm wondering Stevie, you seem like a very intelligent guy, did you really expect to have a thoughtful and prosperous business relationship with a porn whore who takes cocks up her ass for money?

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No, I just saw the whole situation as something temporary and would make a good story years down the line when I first started. It only had to last until the first week of November. Really, the money was an after thought for me though it became more of an issue when she begged me to help her out on the road then kept screwing me out of cash.

For a few months Mary had come down to San Diego to visit my band-mate friends where she was pretty stable; I was kind of surprised to see how normal she could be outside the porn would when she was around people her age who didn't just simply view her as a porn whore but would joke around and party with. The second she got within 50 miles of the Valley she turned into an unstoppable, irresponsible force of nature. When I was babysitting her (as Luke Ford called it), she was fine but the second I left her on her own for more than an hour, massive amounts of shit would hit the fan.

I originally offered to organize a string of debates and discussions for Free Speech Coalition on California college campuses with prominent adult stars and attorneys leading up the 2006 election (being one of the few people to guess it would be a nice big losing year for the Republicans and why shouldn't the porn industry take their piece of credit?) but when that fat pig Michelle Freridge freaked out over the idea of spending money on it after a month and a half of planning (we discussed most of it in April 2006 during the lobbying event in Sacramento and then she ignored me until I asked her about it at Internext or whatever the show was in San Diego in June) and figuring out the logistics (the only cash needed would be a few hundred bucks in flyers and literature as I had a number of people confirmed to do it for free as well as reserving the spaces for free at different schools), I figured that FSC wasn't worth a drop of my time.

What better way then to say fuck you to them than to organize this shit for Mary and get her a ton of publicity instead of for FSC.FSC and her always had a love/hate relationship given they would always invite her to publicity events and should would receive all the coverage and the organization would never get any. I thought it would be awesome to create a nice new public image of FSC outside the business as freedom fighters among the only people who seem to give a shit about porn rights right now outside of the industry: college kids. (and perhaps change the public perception that they're fighting for kiddie porn). As a few of you can tell I like to be a little creative with my vengeful vendettas.

Most of these lessons proved to me that the porn business really is just lazy, unmotivated and really uncreative at the end of the day.

Or maybe all my plans were just too grandiose for a bunch of porners to comprehend.