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#263640 - 07/30/07 08:19 PM Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
vanessa Offline
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Just when I thought television couldn't possibly get any worse, I catch this show: Age of Love (NBC)
Speaking of degradation of women, this beats it all, including French porn. Most pathetic women ever!

What's your most pathetic show?

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#263641 - 07/30/07 09:19 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
Sergio T. Offline
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What's your most pathetic show?




Anything on Oxygen or Lifetime.
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#263642 - 07/30/07 10:36 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Anything on Oxygen or Lifetime.




anything...? http://www.oxygen.com/fightgirls/ this appears tailor made for you

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#263643 - 07/30/07 10:53 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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According to Jim is degrading to everyone involved in its production and anyone who watches it, although not in equal measures.

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#263644 - 07/30/07 11:04 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Quote:

Just when I thought television couldn't possibly get any worse, I catch this show: Age of Love (NBC)
Speaking of degradation of women, this beats it all, including French porn. Most pathetic women ever!

What's your most pathetic show?





Let me get this straight...

Quote:

Most pathetic women ever!





And exactly what the fuck do you have between your legs again?
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#263645 - 07/30/07 11:34 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Quote:

Anything on Oxygen or Lifetime.




anything...? http://www.oxygen.com/fightgirls/ this appears tailor made for you



I've seen it and its not bad. I just hate how the fights are edited. I don't want to see rounds edited or shots of the crowd.
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#263646 - 07/31/07 04:56 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Quote:

What's your most pathetic show?




7th Heaven...without a doubt, the WORST show I've ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon.

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#263647 - 07/31/07 05:02 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Girls Behaving Badly.
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#263648 - 07/31/07 09:03 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
Bornyo Offline
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Supertrain, hands down.

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#263649 - 07/31/07 10:22 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
vanessa Offline
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Posts: 786
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Quote:



And exactly what the fuck do you have between your legs again?




Sorry Stevie, but your traumatic experiences with women have nothing to do with me... If I can give you some advice, use your brain more often, instead of your dick and things will get better.


"...she proceeded to rape me in my car. This was not all before releasing some noxious gas in my passenger’s seat from the plastic surgery nightmare she calls her man-gina, let alone tearing the antenna out of my Sirius car kit. I had to tell her I was gay to wrestle my limp penis from her mouth and then drove around Los Angeles on the verge of tears disgusted with how I was used by that thing.

Much Love,
Stevie Why"

Source

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#263650 - 07/31/07 10:24 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Registered: 07/31/07
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Quote:

Quote:



And exactly what the fuck do you have between your legs again?




Sorry Stevie, but your traumatic experiences with women have nothing to do with me... If I can give you some advice, use your brain more often, instead of your dick and things will get better.

"...she proceeded to rape me in my car. This was not all before releasing some noxious gas in my passenger’s seat from the plastic surgery nightmare she calls her man-gina, let alone tearing the antenna out of my Sirius car kit. I had to tell her I was gay to wrestle my limp penis from her mouth and then drove around Los Angeles on the verge of tears disgusted with how I was used by that thing.

Much Love,
Stevie Why"

Source




Vanessa... Pics plz?
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#263651 - 07/31/07 10:33 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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eww you sick fuck...vanessa use to have a penis that she mutilated to look like a vigina you child loving queer piece of shit...
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#263652 - 07/31/07 10:38 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
warp_speed Offline
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Quote:

eww you sick fuck...vanessa use to have a penis that she mutilated to look like a vigina you child loving queer piece of shit...




is this true?
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#263653 - 07/31/07 10:58 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Uh-oh looks like someone might be a little disgusted for trying to look at a mutilated penis....
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#263654 - 07/31/07 11:39 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
vanessa Offline
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eww you sick fuck...vanessa use to have a penis that she mutilated to look like a vigina you child loving queer piece of shit...




lol... SisterFister you stupid retard, how many times do I have to repeat - I did not have the surgery!

But I can post surgery pictures, if that's going to make your day.


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#263655 - 07/31/07 11:45 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Oh so you still have a dong that you wish was mutilated...i am sorry for the confusion but the grunts and snarls animals like you speak in is hard for me to understand...
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#263656 - 07/31/07 12:34 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Posts: 988
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Quote:

Quote:



And exactly what the fuck do you have between your legs again?




Sorry Stevie, but your traumatic experiences with women have nothing to do with me... If I can give you some advice, use your brain more often, instead of your dick and things will get better.


"...she proceeded to rape me in my car. This was not all before releasing some noxious gas in my passenger’s seat from the plastic surgery nightmare she calls her man-gina, let alone tearing the antenna out of my Sirius car kit. I had to tell her I was gay to wrestle my limp penis from her mouth and then drove around Los Angeles on the verge of tears disgusted with how I was used by that thing.

Much Love,
Stevie Why"

Source




I still don't think there's a single natural XX cell floating around in Chyna's cytoplasm, so I could never really place the blame on women for said episode.

I did though blame the previously undocumented sub-class of mutants she belonged to and from the sound of it you belong to as well. I'll be writing a research paper for Nature very soon.
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#263657 - 07/31/07 12:55 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Quote:

Quote:

eww you sick fuck...vanessa use to have a penis that she mutilated to look like a vigina you child loving queer piece of shit...




lol... SisterFister you stupid retard, how many times do I have to repeat - I did not have the surgery!

But I can post surgery pictures, if that's going to make your day.






Please don't. I am happy to hear that you still have your penis. I prefer my t-girls non-mutilated.
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#263658 - 07/31/07 01:40 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

eww you sick fuck...vanessa use to have a penis that she mutilated to look like a vigina you child loving queer piece of shit...




lol... SisterFister you stupid retard, how many times do I have to repeat - I did not have the surgery!

But I can post surgery pictures, if that's going to make your day.






Please don't. I am happy to hear that you still have your penis. I prefer my t-girls non-mutilated.




like I said warped_seed
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#263659 - 07/31/07 03:58 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Registered: 07/31/07
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

eww you sick fuck...vanessa use to have a penis that she mutilated to look like a vigina you child loving queer piece of shit...




lol... SisterFister you stupid retard, how many times do I have to repeat - I did not have the surgery!

But I can post surgery pictures, if that's going to make your day.






Please don't. I am happy to hear that you still have your penis. I prefer my t-girls non-mutilated.




like I said warped_seed




Don't tell me you guys prefer post-op trannies.
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#263660 - 07/31/07 05:14 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
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Quote:

Oh so you still have a dong that you wish was mutilated...i am sorry for the confusion but the grunts and snarls animals like you speak in is hard for me to understand...




I know that, we have had ongoing problems with your inability to understand proper English. Once we figure out what animal species you belong to we can start using the proper animal language for you... Maybe Stevie can include you in his research for Nature.

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#263661 - 07/31/07 05:40 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
vanessa Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

eww you sick fuck...vanessa use to have a penis that she mutilated to look like a vigina you child loving queer piece of shit...




lol... SisterFister you stupid retard, how many times do I have to repeat - I did not have the surgery!

But I can post surgery pictures, if that's going to make your day.






Please don't. I am happy to hear that you still have your penis. I prefer my t-girls non-mutilated.




Well, once again we ended up thoroughly off topic. Thanks for trying guys, I will look up your picks, the SUPERTRAIN looks great but it sounds like it was one of the most abysmal shows).

As far as pre-op vs. post-op, I don't have any definitive opinion about it, I respect it as a very personal decision.

I just have the feeling that post-ops are less sexual then pre-ops, but objective accounts on the outcome of surgeries are hard to come by... many say they are happier after surgery, but in my case I rather quote my girlfriend who says: "Better a bird in the hand then two in the bush."

Not that any of this would be of any interest to you anyway.


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#263662 - 07/31/07 05:41 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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The worst TV show of all time was Small Wonder. Period.

Oh, I'm sorry. This is the tranny thread. My Bad.

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#263663 - 07/31/07 05:56 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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My friend, who lives in Pomona, she has a hole in her vagina wall. She has torn a hole into her intestine from her vagina.
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#263664 - 07/31/07 06:44 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
vanessa Offline
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My friend, who lives in Pomona, she has a hole in her vagina wall. She has torn a hole into her intestine from her vagina.




Is she trans, or GG (genetic girl)?

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#263665 - 07/31/07 06:51 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Is she trans, or GG (genetic girl)?




She's GG. She lives with her pet monkey in Pomona.
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#263666 - 07/31/07 06:54 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
Sydney Jordan Offline
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Registered: 01/08/07
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Too many to list!
How about..
The New Zoo Review or She's the Sheriff or Out of this World where that girl talked to her dad that was a light up cube. Remember that crappy 80's show?
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#263667 - 07/31/07 06:55 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
vanessa Offline
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I'm afraid to ask any further questions... (about loopnode's friend in Pomona).

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#263668 - 07/31/07 07:30 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
Sergio T. Offline
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Quote:

Too many to list!
How about..
The New Zoo Review or She's the Sheriff or Out of this World where that girl talked to her dad that was a light up cube. Remember that crappy 80's show?



All bad shows. Any one remember Manimal from the early 80's? I think it was on around '83.
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#263669 - 07/31/07 07:47 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Behold! I present to you another pathetic TV show:

Cop Rock

quoted from imdb:
"In what must have been one of the shortest lived series on network television, "Cop Rock" was part "Real Stories of the Highway Patrol" and part "Sound of Music". After chasing down a criminal, the force would take to the street for an organized dance number, then haul the guy back to HQ."

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all those involved in this show should have been blacklisted

edited to add: check youtube, there are some clips on there


Edited by King. (07/31/07 07:51 PM)
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#263670 - 07/31/07 08:00 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Omg, this is soo bad it shouldn't even be in this thread. Imagine NYPD Blue as a musical.

You have to see it to believe it. Video of Cop Rock here.

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#263671 - 07/31/07 08:08 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Hello Larry

Even Meadowlark Lemon couldn't save this show from suck.
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#263672 - 07/31/07 08:44 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
zenman Offline
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Worse than Hello Larry was another show that appeared on NBC at its nadir: Pink Lady and Jeff. Jeff was comedian Jeff Altman, and Pink Lady were a cute and hugely successful Japanese duo (think a pop version of Cibo Matte). Hugely successful only in Japan though. PL&J was a sketch and music show and the girls had to read transliterations of their scripts because they knew no English. The show was more of a train wreck than Supertrain could ever be.
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#263673 - 07/31/07 08:55 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
k1ng Offline
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#263674 - 07/31/07 09:07 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Quote:

Omg, this is soo bad it shouldn't even be in this thread. Imagine NYPD Blue as a musical.

You have to see it to believe it. Video of Cop Rock here.




They were both Steven Bochco creations and not too far apart in time, IIRC.

Hello Larry was pretty bad, but I had completely surpressed all memory of Manimal until now. Thanks, Sergio.

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#263675 - 07/31/07 09:13 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Quote:

youtube delivers, pink lady and jeff




You have to see some of the sketches to see how truly horrible the thing was.
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#263676 - 07/31/07 09:15 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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You guys are on the crack- Hello Larry ruled- Kim Richards in her Tuff Turf years. Infidels.
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#263677 - 07/31/07 10:02 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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Joannie Loves Chachi.
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#263678 - 07/31/07 11:07 PM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Joannie Loves Chachi.




lol, not to be missed, for skin crawling effect. The youtube poster named the intro clip "Joannie Loves Chachi - assisted suicide made easy"

Sorry for all of you who had to grow up in that era.

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#263679 - 08/01/07 06:59 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
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AfterM*A*S*H*, the new version of WKRP in Cincinnati, and Enos, all helped pave the way for original programming on cable networks.
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#263680 - 08/01/07 09:09 AM Re: Most Pathetic TV Shows Ever
Vizzle Offline
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Omg, this is soo bad it shouldn't even be in this thread. Imagine NYPD Blue as a musical.

You have to see it to believe it. Video of Cop Rock here.




I vaguely remember Cop Rock, but watching that clip makes me wonder, who the fuck gave this show a green light?? Seriously...how did this ever seem like a good idea???
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