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Hilton senior, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate to charity the $2.4bn he will gain from this month's sale of the company to private equity firm Blackstone.



On the day he hands over the oversize check, I hope she's peering through the gates: cold, twitching with the Jones, turned down by every decent and indecent company in Chatsworth for her twisted beak and her lousy lay. I hope he derives immense satisfaction from doing the right thing with his money, as she turns towards the the alley she now calls home.