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#26354 - 05/14/04 05:45 AM My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	simp "he's twisted like a pretzel" (Tony Malice)
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#26355 - 05/14/04 06:29 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	How can you pick just one?The guy is fucking hilarious. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#26356 - 05/14/04 06:36 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Doesn't mean I don't like em all. This is just my absolute favorite. What is yours.
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#26357 - 05/14/04 06:39 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Here's my fave. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#26358 - 05/14/04 06:42 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	A literary genius. If I owned a video rental store near him I'd have an honorary Simp day each year where I took all the boxes on the racks and turned them upside down. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#26359 - 05/14/04 07:03 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	i liked the one where he fell in love with drew
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#26360 - 05/14/04 07:05 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	ya you mean this one.] _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#26361 - 05/14/04 07:50 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	i thought they were all the exact same.
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#26362 - 05/14/04 07:52 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	You've missed the nuance. That's like saying all red wine is the same. </trenchant irony> _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#26363 - 05/14/04 09:31 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Y'know I ponder the same wonders about the whores that he points out. Like WHY DO WHORES DO THESE THINGS? But there's no use rhetorically. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#26364 - 05/15/04 04:01 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: i liked the one where he fell in love with drew He used to have a big thing for Aurora Snow. So did I. Aurora Snow Here is another good one I just remembered. Funny Shit
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#26365 - 05/15/04 03:15 PM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
BigPornFan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 614 Loc: Boston, MA.	This one
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#26366 - 05/17/04 06:46 AM Re: My Favorite simp story. What's yours?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Doesn't mean I don't like em all. This is just my absolute favorite. What is yours. Ok,its got to be this one. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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