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#263475 - 09/09/07 10:06 PM
Re: Kelly Wells jaw broken tittle?
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I can't think without dick in my mouth.
Quoted for posterity.
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#263476 - 09/09/07 10:09 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
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Tis quite true. To be dick drunk is of the highest order. Endorphins kick ass.
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons
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#263477 - 09/09/07 10:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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After a beer or two I get cryptic and have a serious lazy tendency toward transitions in paragraphs. So sue me. I can't think without dick in my mouth. Been reading Hunter S. Thopson and Marquis de Sade "Letters from Prision." Go figure. I am a sick bitch.
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#263478 - 09/09/07 10:28 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
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I fucking hate spell check. Fuck that shit. Two things I swore to God I would NEVER learn: typing and sewing.
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons
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#263479 - 09/09/07 10:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Did you spell this out to God? Could God mistakingly assume you meant "sowing" thereby hoping when you passed St. Pete and arrived in Heaven you would sew a sweet motherfucking 100% cotton itch free robe with hemp sandals to match?
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#263480 - 09/09/07 10:55 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
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HEH. Just sewing. Seriously I use epoxy to secure a button. I am a nerd.
Pot is too fucking strong, but I do indulge in those fake herbal ciggs you can get in Little Tokyo shops -- they are like sucking air. Cannabis free and nicotine free. FUN! But they smell like pot.
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MICHELLE-ASTON
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons
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#263481 - 09/09/07 11:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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oh.
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#263482 - 09/10/07 02:23 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Huh. I thought it was just me. I rented Windtalkers from Blockbuster hoping to get some clarification.
Speaking of clarification...whose duty is it to put two in the back of Alexander's head to prevent him being captured and tortured by ADTers and giving up the code?
I figure it's best to know beforehand, just in case...
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#263483 - 09/10/07 12:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
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Let's just say that you couldn't pay me enough money to work on a Belladonna set. If you don't know what the fuck you are doing then I don't want to play.
You wouldn't want to work for one of Evil Angel's top directors? Duly noted. -Karen Stagliano, Evil Angel
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#263485 - 09/10/07 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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Attachments
262339-michelle-aston01.jpg (10 downloads)
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#263487 - 09/10/07 03:50 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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The computer and office equipment in the background kinda ruin the dungeon effect.
I think she's going for a sort of post-apocalyptic cyberpunk technofetish hypersexual futurist niche, hence the gutted hard drives, funky gels and neon for the lighting and the length of tube/pipe on the floor.
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#263490 - 09/11/07 02:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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Let's just say that you couldn't pay me enough money to work on a Belladonna set. If you don't know what the fuck you are doing then I don't want to play.
You wouldn't want to work for one of Evil Angel's top directors? Duly noted. -Karen Stagliano, Evil Angel
NO.
why?
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#263495 - 09/11/07 05:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Darth - one of the directors that we distribute. Do you need everything spelled out for you in the future? I'll make note of that too. As their distributor, we simply pass on information. There are girls that half of our directors decide to shoot and that the other half may decide to never shoot. A director might decide for personal reasons to stop using a vendor that the rest of the directors here use. We provide advice, expertise, and a strong distribution network. I think a few of our directors might find comments in this thread interesting and entertaining.
And sweetie, I may be a former porn girl, but my grammar beats yours anyday, so save the grammar lessons for someone who needs them. I'm still a little new here and don't read a lot of the threads, so remind me... are you one of the fake lawyers or one of the fake porn insiders?
tricia, he is a "true" porn insider
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#263497 - 09/11/07 07:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
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No backtracking needed. I found I needed to be clearer for the mentally challenged though. Let's have a show of hands for all those that know the answer to the EWOK question.
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#263498 - 09/11/07 10:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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No backtracking needed. I found I needed to be clearer for the mentally challenged though.
Let's have a show of hands for all those that know the answer to the EWOK question.
I'm raising my hand. I know who it is.
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#263500 - 09/12/07 10:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Let's just say that you couldn't pay me enough money to work on a Belladonna set. If you don't know what the fuck you are doing then I don't want to play.
You wouldn't want to work for one of Evil Angel's top directors? Duly noted. -Karen Stagliano, Evil Angel
NO.
Im not trying to be vicious here Michelle, I totally like you and what you do. I think you look outstanding for your age and your body is excellent. But as I recall there have been many many times that you have literally "begged" Belladonna to be in one of her movies. And I use the term "beg" loosely, you groveled. You even wanted to just follow her around at AVN functions (more than just one year) just to be her groupie. You told her she could walk you on all fours. Bella kept telling you that she promised she would one day put you in a film but that never ever happened. Now I find it strange that you are saying such negative things about her and her company. I can remember when you sent her before and after pictures of yourself showing how much weight you lost and how good you look now and continued to beg her to put you in a film. My recollections were that you were on her shit for quite some time. Im just wondering why the sudden turn around on Bella.
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#263501 - 09/17/07 12:43 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but I try and avoid the potholes in the porn road. Call me crazy, but I also believe in informed consent and the right to choose. I stand by my decision, and observe your disdain for frankness on the matter. If you are fishing for details, fishing season is over.
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons
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