You know, if Darth was a real industry insider and not just some Ewok-question-dodging wannabe, he would know that Gina Lynn's good pal Jules Jordan helps her out with distribution on the quiet*, and he would have already made some tired joke about Jules' allegedly Lilliputian stature and wanting to see a picture of him standing next to the monster truck.

*I read it in the electronic version of the new AVN, lest anyone think I am trying to wrest away Darth's industry insider crown. I bet Paul Fishbein knows the answer to the Ewok question...