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#263286 - 09/12/07 09:02 AM
Re: $1085 tribute pending from Jimb!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
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Some of you may have noticed that small section in my website where losers can flock to and pay my bills. What you probably didnt know is I have record of every loser that clicks on those payment buttons in my sent folder, even if they havn't paid yet. Nice of you to drop by my site, Jim B! I await your tribute. I had no idea there was so much money to be made posing as a lawyer on the internet. 
Ceara
I have been lurking as an anon for a while now. I read your post today and had to ask a question; are there really that many people who actually pay your bills for you every month? I find this degree of a pathetic need for attention, that these clients of yours crave a laugh riot. Incidentally what services does paying one of your bills secure for a client? Public humiliation, on this board like this Jim B, or do they get an email/letter/phone call with a more personal and intimate put down? Thank you for finally convincing me to sign up here.
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#263287 - 09/12/07 10:45 AM
Re: $1085 tribute pending from Jimb!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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They get nothing ... unless humiliated is something. That's why its so fucking hilarious! 
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#263289 - 09/12/07 11:21 AM
I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Anonymous
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What's hilarious is that she think's anyone would believe for a minute that I'd actually contribute to her Empire of Abuse.
What possible reason would I have for paying her anything, except to go away. Permanently. That might be worth $1085. But if I want abuse from Ceara I get plenty of it here for free, thank you.
Seems you've been taking lessons from your pal Maxi. Didn't work for him, and it ain't working for you, either.
Nice try.
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#263291 - 09/12/07 11:24 AM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Empire of Abuse
Are you a speech writer for the Bush administration? preparing for the invasion of Iran?
The essence of phlogiston, perhaps.
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#263294 - 09/12/07 11:51 AM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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[knock knock knock] Hi. My name is Fatman and I've come to collect the money your husband pledged Princess Ceara for rent this month!.  Yes. Yes. I see. I understand that this is quite humiliating for you.  So, that'll cost you extra!! Why don't we say a $75 gift card!! 
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#263295 - 09/12/07 12:02 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#263296 - 09/12/07 01:59 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Jim, stupid, I never said you paid for anything. If you read closely, I made it pretty clear that it was a pending tribute, and that I'm still awaiting it. What I'm saying is, you visit my website (probably often), actually signed up for niteflirt (registered 9/10/07), and then clicked on not one, but TWO of my payment buttons. Ususally when a loser does that I assume its because he's one of those guys that gets off on sending girls money, but is too broke to actually send it, so they just spend all day on my site clicking on payment buttons and jacking off. That's all.
Afan, if you're confused read this . I don't feel like explaining it today.
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#263297 - 09/12/07 02:19 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Okay, Ceara, but we both know that if I was going to visit your site and press buttons it would be to fuck with your head, certainly not for any prurient interest. Now if I was going to fuck with your head, why would I use my own name? You're just looking for an excuse to break the truce that was brokered last week. I've kept my word and strictly observed it. You'll note that not once did I post in the papercut thread, though I was sorely tempted. I imagine that you're fuming that people seem to believe it. And you're also stewing about the data I compiled. So, not finding causus beli anywhere, you decide to concot this little charade. Nice try, Maxine. 
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#263298 - 09/12/07 02:21 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Out of interest, what's the current going rate for your shit stained toilet paper, Ceara? I have a box I'd like to send someone and it'd make nice wrapping.
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#263299 - 09/12/07 02:24 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I think someone signed up with Jim's name just to pull both of you chains. No, it wasn't me. I cannot believe that there is a whole wiki-listing on this! I'm so old-fashioned with my lusting for blonde teens! 
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Amo i Gemelli!!
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#263300 - 09/12/07 02:31 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Anonymous
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I think someone signed up with Jim's name just to pull both of you chains.
The thought has crossed my mind, Fatman. It's well within the realm of possibility.
On the other hand, this is just the sort of ill-conceived, impulsive stunt a half-bright, perpetually ragging angry child would pull. Especially one looking for an excuse.
Hell, I don't giuve a shit either way. If it is somebody having a goof, she's an idiot for posting it in the first place.
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#263301 - 09/12/07 03:12 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
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Afan, if you're confused read this . I don't feel like explaining it today.
paypiggie I love it 
Jim
I have been reading this site for several weeks now and have never seen so many new posts in the morning, in this or any other section. This thread was on page 2 of this section of the forum (until big moose responded to it). If you're truly innocent, why try to bury Cearas post? Just wondering.
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#263302 - 09/12/07 03:16 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Anonymous
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Simple. I'd had my first conflict-free weekend since her bunny-kicking meltdown in June and I really wanted to continue with it.
I was also hoping that a single violation on her part would not wreck the truce that was brokered last week.
ANy other questions?
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#263303 - 09/12/07 03:34 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Burying posts, internet truces, compiling statistics?, paying Ceara's bills, fake lawyering, you're fucking pathetic. Just shut the fuck up Raoul. Find a new ID and try again. How many is this now and you still suck? And keep using "prurient" as often as possible you almost have everyone tricked into believing you're intelligent.
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#263305 - 09/12/07 05:01 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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And you're also stewing about the data I compiled.
YES! I am BURNING with rage!!  You have no idea how embarrassing it was when your papercut report got posted in the mod board. If you really want to teach me a lesson, you could post that said data here, and shut me and my alt up once and for all.
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#263306 - 09/12/07 05:03 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Anonymous
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Now I have a question for "afan":
How is it that somebody registers a profile on a porn board this morning, posts nothing about porn, delves straight into the internal politics of the board, professes adoration for Ceara, and knows the grid coordinates of this very thread on the board?
Hmmmm...
Shenanigans
Well, at least you're a more pleasant alt than pimpleclit. Very polite and well mannered. I like that.
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#263307 - 09/12/07 05:07 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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You have no idea how embarrassing it was when your papercut report got posted in the mod board.
I should imagine. You really didn't have a good week, did you?
Well, far be it for me to put you through any more for today. Shooting yourself in the foot seems punishment enough. I'm really a nice guy like that. 
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#263309 - 09/12/07 05:23 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Anonymous
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You like that word, don't you: obsessive. You use it a lot and so does pimpleclit, and always toward people you don't like.
Tell me, how is it obsessive to respond to constant attacks by documenting them in a manner I was trained to do during 6 years on a job I continue to do?
All I did was prove that, out of pimpleclit's 361 posts, 301, or 83%, were attacks on other posters. 83 percent. And that 40% of the remainder were made once allegations of it being your alt were raised, a half-assed attempt to look like a real person.
Pathetic.
Listen, Sybil, do me a favor: I had a long day at the office, so if we're going to bicker all night, could you pick a persona and stick to it? Thanks a lot.
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#263310 - 09/12/07 05:26 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Tell me, how is it obsessive to respond to constant attacks by documenting them in a manner I was trained to do during 6 years on a job I continue to do?
You're right, its not obsessive at all. It's impressive and you should be very proud. But in all fairness, except for you and the mods, no one knows what we're talking about. Please post it here so we can all give you the kudos you deserve !!
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#263311 - 09/12/07 05:30 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Burying posts, internet truces, compiling statistics?, paying Ceara's bills, fake lawyering, you're fucking pathetic. Just shut the fuck up Raoul. Find a new ID and try again. How many is this now and you still suck? And keep using "prurient" as often as possible you almost have everyone tricked into believing you're intelligent.
lol.. That was good.
You seem angry tonight...tampon string caught in your zipper again?.
Settle petal,its just the INTERNETZ~?!
Raoul's bottom bitch is here. Hey how's it going? Carrying Jim's dick for him doesn't make you look too good unless you like being known as a twink fag LouZer. Don't forget to shake it for him when he's done taking a piss too.
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#263312 - 09/12/07 05:30 PM
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Anonymous
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Please post it here so we can all give you the kudos you deserve !!
I never seek adulation. I know how hard that must be for a self-professed attention whore to understand, but it's true. I just want to do what's right. Use my talent for good, not destruction. You ought to try it sometime. It's a great feeling.
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#263313 - 09/12/07 05:31 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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You like that word, don't you: obsessive. You use it a lot and so does pimpleclit, and always toward people you don't like.
Tell me, how is it obsessive to respond to constant attacks by documenting them in a manner I was trained to do during 6 years on a job I continue to do?
All I did was prove that, out of pimpleclit's 361 posts, 301, or 83%, were attacks on other posters. 83 percent. And that 40% of the remainder were made once allegations of it being your alt were raised, a half-assed attempt to look like a real person.
Pathetic.
Listen, Sybil, do me a favor: I had a long day at the office, so if we're going to bicker all night, could you pick a persona and stick to it? Thanks a lot.
Wow, Jim. I'm impressed with your lack of a life. Do the same for LouZer and Biff while you're at it and let's see how we compare.
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#263315 - 09/12/07 05:46 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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pc, that would be the highly abridged version of the data he compiled (aka "the papercut report") and PMed to Tony, which Tony later posted on the mod board for everyone to laugh at. Seeing as youre still an active poster here, you can see why he'd be so proud of the good he put all his, uh, "talent" into.
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#263317 - 09/12/07 05:58 PM
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Anonymous
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pc, that would be the highly abridged version of the data he compiled (aka "the papercut report") and PMed to Tony, which Tony later posted on the mod board for everyone to laugh at. Seeing as youre still an active poster here, you can see why he'd be so proud of the good he put all his, uh, "talent" into.
Really, Brandona, you can beat a dead horse worse than Maxi. Nobody's buying it.
And if folks were laughing at it, how come you were protesting over and over that you weren't pimpleclit? Protesting too much, me thinks, for your own good.
Whatever. I like your new alt so much better. It's so polite.
And why would I bother with Lou or Biff, Ceara? They've never done anything to me. Just you and your attack bot. 
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#263318 - 09/12/07 06:04 PM
Re: I'll give you $1085 to Go Away For Good.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 60
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Now I have a question for "afan":
How is it that somebody registers a profile on a porn board this morning, posts nothing about porn, delves straight into the internal politics of the board, professes adoration for Ceara, and knows the grid coordinates of this very thread on the board?
Hmmmm...
Shenanigans
Well, at least you're a more pleasant alt than pimpleclit. Very polite and well mannered. I like that.
Where did I profess adoration exactly? I just thought that pay piggie was funny. The reason I registered today was you. When I saw you trying bury this thread, the idea of you paying Cearas bills, after reading your posts railing against her, reminded me of the religious leaders who rail on against homosexuality, and then get caught soliciting in public restrooms.
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#263319 - 09/12/07 06:10 PM
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Anonymous
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You see, Ceara. You get much further when you're polite than when you're flying off the handle. My posts railing against you. How droll. Please, use this one more often. It's a pleasure.
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#263321 - 09/12/07 06:34 PM
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Anonymous
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Don't be so hard on yourself. You're still a child. You can't help being obvious. You'll grow out of it, I'm sure.
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