What's hilarious is that she think's anyone would believe for a minute that I'd actually contribute to her Empire of Abuse.

What possible reason would I have for paying her anything, except to go away. Permanently. That might be worth $1085. But if I want abuse from Ceara I get plenty of it here for free, thank you.

Seems you've been taking lessons from your pal Maxi. Didn't work for him, and it ain't working for you, either.

Nice try.