600 'roses' and hour. She's got to be kidding

is that one of luke's pictures she's using? wow...what does our moral leader think of that?

...and does she know it's called the Camera of Death?

is more easy book her to escort than pornwore

Well, at least she won't have to spend extra time blurring out her face in her escort photos. Using Luke's pics to advertise renting out your vag has its advantages.

This is the chick Luke fixated on at Donny Wrong's party or something.

She's pretty, but there's a certain amount of sagging there that would preclude me from considering a trip to the florist.

Can we find some correlation between number of pictures the Camera of Death takes of you and the time it takes you to become an escort?

Edit to add: I see 'the author' of that page has taken it down now.