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hey thevodguy how about u get sum of your hand cream and put it on that stick in your ass, u might jimmy it a little, loosen it up maybe

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Nice! Although SUM people need to brush up on their spelling...I'm surprised mommy turned off Net Nanny long enough for you to post in the first place.

I don't enjoy things in my ass, so you go ahead without me...but if you need any help, call up "Lilly", I'm sure s/he'd love to give you a nice hot meat injection.

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Oh we have skill, well on your way home if u don’t recognize your Mother don’t be alarmed I just shaved her back!

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Lilly is NOT my mother....my mother doesn't have a penis tucked between her legs. Looks like you got her...er, him, all to yourself, ace!

Good luck with that hand cream thing too, I hope it works out well for you and your dad. Just do me one favor, he hasn't picked up my garbage in a week or two, probably too busy going balls deep in your ass to notice, so yeah...have him come pick that up, or I'll have him fired.