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Okay, so it's got 5 razors, and one on back, it vibrates on command and may even make you lunch. Besides costing WAY too much; after about 3 shaves it gets dull and leaves rashes and bumps...If you can afford to replace it after 3 shaves then go for it!

I however give it a monkey thumbs down

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Vibe-razors are just the height of fucking

I'm a real man...I shave with a razor.

Humanity has got to get over this trend of shoving a battery up everything, otherwise you're going to be well and truly fucked if you're ever in a situation without electricity.

Toothbrush + battery = Electric Toothbrush
Razor + battery = Vibe-Razor
Dildo + battery = Vibrator

What will they shove a battery into next? A spinning electric spoon for people who can't be bothered to stir their own tea or coffee? Maybe an electric steak knife so you don't have to exert yourself by cutting through the meat? Motorised toilet roll holder?

Having said that, Gillette still pisses all over Wilkinson Sword.

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What will they shove a battery into next? A spinning electric spoon for people who can't be bothered to stir their own tea or coffee? Maybe an electric steak knife so you don't have to exert yourself by cutting through the meat? Motorised toilet roll holder?

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