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#262859 - 07/27/07 01:48 PM Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
This is gold, people. Gold! A trip to PrimeTimeUncensored for the Camera of Death? Sweet.

Many thanks to our Moral Leader, Mr Luke Ford for the images.


It's good to know that some chicks need to have their hair pulled even while they're putting headphones on.



Ever wanted to know just how tiny porn chicks are? That's a normal armchair right there. Jules is also in this picture, but the lens wasn't powerful enough to pick him up.



I think if all Geico offices were like this, more people would swap insurers.



Am I the only person around here who thinks Jenna must eat a lot of cheese?



Every now and then, Jenna needs to hit the 'reset' button hidden on the back of her neck.



How can someone with such a badly deformed ear find work in porn?



This is either the response to one of Luke's searching questions about the soul, or Michael asked her some simple math questions.



After a day or so, the confused, drug-addled man realized he'd dropped his book on palm reading on the floor.



Wayne seems a little lost. Is that his completed resume on the desk in front of him? I think so. Surprised he managed a whole sheet of paper.



If you could bottle that sweat and empty it into a Brazilian reservoir, you could kill almost as many people as Smarrt.



I don't know about you, but this picture just yells: 'Handsome man with a great career ahead of him' to me.



I call this one "Portrait of a broken man"



Looks like Sunny Lane is now renting her clothes and tongue out.



It's worth checking out the glam location PTU works out of. Look at that background. Is Michael trying to block out alien brainwaves or KSEX broadcasts?



Students of body language will appreciate this shot.



Using all of his self-harm powers, Zane attempts to call forth Beelzebub...unfortunately he could only raise Bugbee on his cell. The smell of Brimstone came from somewhere else....



The farting challenge was a huge success. Despite the lack of windows.



The chick on the left is so checking those tits out.



That's a fuck load of tits, teeth and chin if you ask me.



Big tits do not mask manliness.



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#262860 - 07/27/07 03:22 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Saevus Maximus Offline
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
His new shirt seems to suggest that Wankus is no longer unemployed and worthless. No I take that back. Hes still worthless.

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#262861 - 07/27/07 03:39 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
He looks dissipated and defeated, like Jim Morrison 5 minutes before he died--bit without a trace of talent.
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#262862 - 07/27/07 03:43 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Quote:

His new shirt seems to suggest that Wankus is no longer unemployed and worthless. No I take that back. Hes still worthless.






Shit, that dude is SOOO not healthy looking! We should arrange an intervention...but then again the train wreck that will be ensuing would be kinda fun to watch.

Who's gonna go first, Burg or Wankus?
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#262863 - 07/27/07 04:47 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:



Shit, that dude is SOOO not healthy looking! We should arrange an intervention...but then again the train wreck that will be ensuing would be kinda fun to watch.





Damn straight...the black rings under the eyes and the hollowing out of the cheeks would seem to suggest the rumours are true.

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#262864 - 07/27/07 06:16 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
you know you're doing too much tweak when you can't even hold your eyes open anymore! you've got to at least sleep once a week on that shit, or you really start to look like ass.


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#262865 - 07/27/07 06:53 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
You know i watched that interview of his on the NBC affialiate back in the nineties and this picture now. This guy is not healthy and needs to seriously think about getting some help.

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#262866 - 07/27/07 08:32 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I cant tell from this photo...did Jenna get her teeth fixed?

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#262867 - 07/27/07 08:48 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:



Shit, that dude is SOOO not healthy looking! We should arrange an intervention...but then again the train wreck that will be ensuing would be kinda fun to watch.







Damn straight...the black rings under the eyes and the hollowing out of the cheeks would seem to suggest the rumours are true.










Deconstructing Wankus

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#262868 - 07/27/07 11:42 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I cant tell from this photo...did Jenna get her teeth fixed?





Has your soi-disant genius-level memory forgotten that YOU TOLD US ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?

Ms Haze used to have Shark's teeth until Jules helped pay her Orthodontist
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#262869 - 07/27/07 11:49 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild






Challenge - one of you guys with the mad photoshop skillz, please colour this jumpsuit orange.
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#262870 - 07/28/07 12:22 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
pornlaw Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
Its official - we're changing the name of Wankus's show -
henceforth it will now be known as WankusAlive?

Now back to the intervention...

Michael
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#262871 - 07/28/07 04:33 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Stabby Stab Stab Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 09/02/06
Posts: 23
Loc: lit
It's sad the deathly corpse which is now Wankus. He's so meth-skinny now, I bet his Dolphins tat looks like a seahorse.

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#262872 - 07/28/07 08:11 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:



Wayne seems a little lost. Is that his completed resume on the desk in front of him? I think so. Surprised he managed a whole sheet of paper.








He listed all his dealers as references.



Edited by the unknown pervert (07/28/07 08:13 AM)
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#262873 - 07/28/07 09:16 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
Quote:

Quote:

I cant tell from this photo...did Jenna get her teeth fixed?





Has your soi-disant genius-level memory forgotten that YOU TOLD US ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?

Ms Haze used to have Shark's teeth until Jules helped pay her Orthodontist




you remember shit like this?

wankus has meeks..!
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Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#262874 - 07/28/07 12:30 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:







Look at jrv, trying to get out of the shot. You can't escape the Camera of Death.
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#262875 - 07/28/07 01:43 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
that was a good one Chico


All these porn stars in these pics seem to possess nice gums
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#262876 - 07/28/07 05:53 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Quote:

Challenge - one of you guys with the mad photoshop skillz, please colour this jumpsuit orange.




Here is my attempt at it:



It is a shot from the future where Wayne is testifying at his parole hearing. Note the pallid skin from hard core prison life.

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#262877 - 07/28/07 06:00 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
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Not bad for a first post. Not bad at all. I particularly like the blue skin. Looks like he accidentally flushed his stash down an airplane toilet and went in after it.

Welcome to XPT.

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#262878 - 07/28/07 06:05 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Anybody picking the kingfish for an avatar is cool with me


Mystic Knights of the Sea member 125678
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#262879 - 07/28/07 06:13 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Quote:

Not bad for a first post. Not bad at all. I particularly like the blue skin. Looks like he accidentally flushed his stash down an airplane toilet and went in after it.

Welcome to XPT.




Quote:

Anybody picking the kingfish for an avatar is cool with me


Mystic Knights of the Sea member 125678





Thanks for the warm welcome gents. I have been lurking for a month or so on this board and decided it was time to get into the game. Some very funny laugh out loud stuff. I always look forward to Conky's COD commentary. Also glad we have some kingfish fans on the board. I think the TV show with Tim Moore was amazing. Someone said Bill Cosby bought the rights to the series so it wouldn't get released on video officially. You can buy the bootleg DVDs on the web.
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#262880 - 07/28/07 06:24 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
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I heard that Cosby bought up The Little Rascals, too. For a funnyman, he's got no sense of humor.

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#262881 - 07/28/07 06:43 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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I heard that Cosby bought up The Little Rascals, too. For a funnyman, he's got no sense of humor.




The truth may lie somewhere in the middle. According to snopes: Little Rascals was not bought by Cosby. In that article, it was stated that Cosby pressured CBS to stop syndicating Amos 'N Andy in the early 1960s. So maybe Cosby doesn't have the rights, but he, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, et al. will bitch and scream about it if a DVD release ever saw the light of day. If anyone has actually watched it they will notice that all blacks are completely integrated into New York life: black store owners, black judges, black lawyers (Algonquin J. Calhoun) in the early 1950s. Try to depict any black person on TV in the 1950s that was not some dim-witted domestic help and you wouldn't been able to air the show in the south. Every one is treated with respect, the only "stereotype" was Lightin', but then again white people had to deal with Jethro Bodine a decade later and Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane a decade after that. Then you have the Wayans brothers who do similar humor without the talent of the writers and actors from the A 'N A show in the 1950s
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#262882 - 07/28/07 09:05 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Right, Buckwheat is terrible. But the characters on that horrible Saturday morning show were such great cultural examplars.
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#262883 - 07/29/07 02:06 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I cant tell from this photo...did Jenna get her teeth fixed?





Has your soi-disant genius-level memory forgotten that YOU TOLD US ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?

Ms Haze used to have Shark's teeth until Jules helped pay her Orthodontist




you remember shit like this?






Actually, I remember most everything I read. It's usually helpful, but there are some things I wish I could forget.

(note - I remembered he made the comment, but I had to serch for the thread)
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#262884 - 07/29/07 06:51 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I cant tell from this photo...did Jenna get her teeth fixed?





Has your soi-disant genius-level memory forgotten that YOU TOLD US ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?

Ms Haze used to have Shark's teeth until Jules helped pay her Orthodontist




you remember shit like this?






Actually, I remember most everything I read. It's usually helpful, but there are some things I wish I could forget.

(note - I remembered he made the comment, but I had to serch for the thread)




I remember everything EXCEPT the shit I spout and write, go figure. But thanks grizz, if you know of anything else I have said that is pertinent to future threads, feel free to cite it...I'll send you 50 bucks in full tilt credit if you want
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#262885 - 07/29/07 11:05 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
todhunter Offline
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Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 82
Quote:

Quote:







Look at jrv, trying to get out of the shot. You can't escape the Camera of Death.




[Jack Benny] Will you cut that out?!?? [/Jack Benny]

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#262886 - 07/29/07 11:40 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
how does JRV get two ids on this website?



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#262887 - 07/29/07 02:11 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I remember everything EXCEPT the shit I spout and write, go figure. But thanks grizz, if you know of anything else I have said that is pertinent to future threads, feel free to cite it...I'll send you 50 bucks in full tilt credit if you want




I promise that the next time you ask a question about something you've already told us the answer to, I'll do my best to bring it to your attention. :bananatryingtoremindushowpluggedinyouare:
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#262888 - 07/29/07 02:58 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Tricia Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
you asked for orange?
I attached it. Can someone upload it for me? If not, I'll do it tomorrow.


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Edited by Tricia (07/29/07 03:02 PM)

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#262889 - 07/29/07 03:22 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Anonymous
Unregistered


Here you go...


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#262890 - 07/29/07 04:05 PM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

you asked for orange?
I attached it. Can someone upload it for me? If not, I'll do it tomorrow.




It's Christmas in July!

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#262891 - 07/30/07 09:15 AM Re: Camera of Death on PrimeTimeUncensored!
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