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#262709 - 07/26/07 03:07 PM Best Steak Recipes>?
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
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I FUCKING love Ruth Crisp Steak House, so I've been experimenting with some *simple* steak recipes, so far my favorite is Teriyaki marinade, Garlic butter and salt, then you beat it like it owes you money, let it marrinate overnight and grill...

Mmmm good eats.

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#262710 - 07/26/07 05:21 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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The best steak recipe starts at the butcher, where you get USDA Grade Prime beef.

You take it home, grind a little black pepper on it and throw on a pinch of seasalt.

Throw it on a hot grill for approximately three to four minutes per side.

Let the meat sit another three or four minutes on your plate while you serve a salad and pour some Makers Mark over ice, then eat it.

If you can't afford or find Prime, buy the best you can. Good beef is so much better without all that gack all over it. You might as well eat it with catchup.

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#262711 - 07/26/07 06:31 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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I FUCKING love Ruth Crisp Steak House, so I've been experimenting with some *simple* steak recipes, so far my favorite is Teriyaki marinade, Garlic butter and salt, then you beat it like it owes you money, let it marrinate overnight and grill...

Mmmm good eats.






It's really apparent how much you love that place. Eat there often?



It's "Ruth's Chris Steak House" dude.
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#262712 - 07/26/07 06:57 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
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Loc: Hollywood, CA
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Quote:

I FUCKING love Ruth Crisp Steak House, so I've been experimenting with some *simple* steak recipes, so far my favorite is Teriyaki marinade, Garlic butter and salt, then you beat it like it owes you money, let it marrinate overnight and grill...

Mmmm good eats.






It's really apparent how much you love that place. Eat there often?



It's "Ruth's Chris Steak House" dude.




Actually no, after drinks and the Lobster bisk, dinner for two sets me back ~ $300. Thanks for the correction.


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#262713 - 07/26/07 07:04 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
gia jordan Offline
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Steak!!! I LOVE steak!!! No idea how to cook it, but I know I like it as rare as possible. Btw, Ruth's Chris is vile.
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#262714 - 07/26/07 07:09 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Sergio T. Offline
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Houston's in Manhattan Beach is the best steakhouse in the South Bay.
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#262715 - 07/26/07 07:21 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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There are several great steakhouses in New York, but the best ones are prepared at home. Bornyo's got it down perfectly, especially about the need to make sure the grill is HOT. The only thing I do differently is add just a hint of cumin to the freshly ground pepper and sea salt (always sea salt, not regular.) And I'd wash it down with a dark beer and save the whiskey for after dinner.

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#262716 - 07/26/07 10:09 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Bornyo Offline
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Actually no, after drinks and the Lobster bisk, dinner for two sets me back ~ $300. Thanks for the correction.





Goddamn boy even spell check flags that one.

It's lobster bisque. I think "bisk" is the new "jondra".

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#262717 - 07/27/07 02:48 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Conky Offline
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Quote:

I FUCKING love Ruth Crisp Steak House, so I've been experimenting with some *simple* steak recipes, so far my favorite is Teriyaki marinade, Garlic butter and salt, then you beat it like it owes you money, let it marrinate overnight and grill...

Mmmm good eats.






Um, it's called Ruth's Chris Steak House for anyone out there looking to book a table. [EDIT: Sorry Papercut, didn't realize you'd already corrected that one]

I just like a nice, plain grilled steak, no fancy sauces, just sea salt and fresh ground pepper. If you're going to spend money on a good cut of meat, why mask the flavor with loads of sauce?

EDIT: Bornyo--bisk is the new jondra


Edited by Conky (07/27/07 03:26 PM)
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#262718 - 07/27/07 03:21 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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Ruth's Chris is ass. They put a glob of butter on the steak before they serve them so they taste sweeter. also, they serve them on a sizzling plate (think Fajitas) so they are never cooked properly. You have to order them rare to get medium rare, etc. - it's very hit and miss.
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#262719 - 07/27/07 03:52 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
You guys reminded me of my dad, he hit me on the back of the head when I reached for the A1 source to put on a steak "whatya want to ruin a good steak for!"

Anyway, I agree a steak cooked as mentioned is great - however like women, a little variety is nice!
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#262720 - 07/27/07 04:43 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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A-1 is good for burgers and fries, if you're at a diner or like establishment. Peter Luger's Steak House makes a really nice sauce but, since I won't put it on my steak, and usually get the Baked Potato there, it's kind of redundant. If sauce is your thing, it is available in supermarkets in this area, and you can order it online HERE. You can order steaks, too, but that gets kind of pricey.

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#262721 - 07/27/07 06:51 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
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Prime rib or NY strip.Freshly ground black, green and red peppercorns. Celery salt. Grilled high until medium. If I use any sauce (rarely) it's HP Bold.
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#262722 - 07/27/07 07:52 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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A-1 is good for burgers and fries, if you're at a diner or like establishment. Peter Luger's Steak House makes a really nice sauce but, since I won't put it on my steak, and usually get the Baked Potato there, it's kind of redundant. If sauce is your thing, it is available in supermarkets in this area, and you can order it online HERE. You can order steaks, too, but that gets kind of pricey.




I have been to Luger's and it was great, although the neighbourhood was pretty dodgy when I was there about 5 years ago. Our little foursome (which included two locals) stepped lively to the subway after dinner.
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#262723 - 07/27/07 08:21 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Saw this earlier today on Yahoo thought I'd share it. They plagiarized tip number two from Bornyo.

8 tips for the perfect steak
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#262724 - 07/27/07 08:26 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Houston's in Manhattan Beach is the best steakhouse in the South Bay.




Goddammit T, why the hell didnt you remind about that place instead of me making you drive like hell down the 91 to eat shitty Black Angus just cuz I happen to be holed up in the Holiday Inn next door? I forgot all about Houstons!!! Last time I was there had to be 2004...I think?? Anyway, that is where the next tactical briefing will take place, I will wheel my ass up the 405 if I have to...

And yes, Most Ruth Chris outlets blow whale snot when it comes to steak, but there is one here in Connecticut that is actually really good because the manager and the cook(s) dont follow the corporate guidleines verbatim...

One last tip from Chef Burglar, try marinating your steaks (especially t-bones) in a 50-50 mixture of A-1 and Ketchup...I shit you not, then BBQ them after about 2 hours soaking in that marinade...I am serious, dont scoff just cuz I said ketchup, trust me, your taste buds will go nuts...
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#262725 - 07/27/07 08:38 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Just found this one, think I'm gonna try it next, Beer YAY!

* 1 (12 fluid ounce) can or bottle beer
* 3 cloves garlic, minced
* 1 teaspoon black pepper
* 1 cup oyster sauce
* 1 lemon, juiced
* 4 beef steaks
* steak seasoning to taste

DIRECTIONS

1. In a shallow glass dish, combine the beer, garlic, pepper, oyster sauce and lemon juice. Mix well. Rub steaks on both sides with steak seasoning, and place in the marinade. Be sure to coat the steaks well. Cover and refrigerate for at least 2 hours.
2. Preheat grill for high heat, and lightly oil grate.
3. Remove steaks from marinade, and discard marinade. Grill steaks for about 5 minutes on each side, or to desired doneness.

Anyone ever try that Beer feed cow steak? I think it's Japanese, forgot the name, they say it's to die for.
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#262726 - 07/27/07 08:41 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Sorry Burg. No marinade at all for me, much less A-1 or ketchup.

I agree A-1 tastes good, and I'll apply it to a Waffle House 1/4" thick ribeye, but thats my limit.

My sinful confession is preferring a ribeye above other cuts of beef. I buy them an inch and a quarter thick and cook them as described above. If someone squirted ketchup on them I'd cripple 'em.

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#262727 - 07/27/07 08:46 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I just noticed I typed catchup in my first post, then went into a tirade about "bisk".

In my defense, I was confused because some of you yankee fucks call it "catsup", while normal people call it "ketchup".

I didn't misspell it- rather I typed it in Esperanto.

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#262728 - 07/27/07 08:48 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Sorry Burg. No marinade at all for me, much less A-1 or ketchup.

I agree A-1 tastes good, and I'll apply it to a Waffle House 1/4" thick ribeye, but thats my limit.

My sinful confession is preferring a ribeye above other cuts of beef. I buy them an inch and a quarter thick and cook them as described above. If someone squirted ketchup on them I'd cripple 'em.




The Flames alter the chemistry of the ketchup in the marinade when you cook it...ah screw it, I know, mentioning ketchup and prime beef together is like mentioning French Kissing and Max ahrdcore....wait, ah fuck it.....
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#262729 - 07/27/07 08:58 PM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
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Quote:

Quote:

A-1 is good for burgers and fries, if you're at a diner or like establishment. Peter Luger's Steak House makes a really nice sauce but, since I won't put it on my steak, and usually get the Baked Potato there, it's kind of redundant. If sauce is your thing, it is available in supermarkets in this area, and you can order it online HERE. You can order steaks, too, but that gets kind of pricey.




I have been to Luger's and it was great, although the neighbourhood was pretty dodgy when I was there about 5 years ago. Our little foursome (which included two locals) stepped lively to the subway after dinner.




That's right around the time the first of a wave of yuppies, artists and others started crossing the East River fleeing the rents in Manhattan. Williamsburg's nicer now. It's not the Heights, but it's not Bed-Stuy either. Still, what you saw in 2002 was nothing compared to 1992.

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#262730 - 07/28/07 04:54 AM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

Houston's in Manhattan Beach is the best steakhouse in the South Bay.




Goddammit T, why the hell didnt you remind about that place instead of me making you drive like hell down the 91 to eat shitty Black Angus just cuz I happen to be holed up in the Holiday Inn next door? I forgot all about Houstons!!! Last time I was there had to be 2004...I think?? Anyway, that is where the next tactical briefing will take place, I will wheel my ass up the 405 if I have to...



As head of Club Burglar Security, I agree. After Houston's, we can go to The Jet Strip which is about 3 miles away.
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#262731 - 07/28/07 11:11 AM Re: Best Steak Recipes>?
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Smith and Wolensky's Cajan Rib Eye is my favorite. I have no idea what else they have on the menu. I went to the S&W in New Orleans a few years ago thinking thats where they aged the Cajan Ribeye. I was disapointed to learn it was shipped in from the NY joint.
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