Today's installment will deal with Jeff's penis. The rumor is that he has many cars to compensate for a very small penis. It's perceived that many of the porn whores are talking about this some claiming factual first hand knowledge.

The second rumor has to do with Christian having had sex with same sex partners at least once in his career. I can't confirm this rumor although my sources are hard at work.

The third rumor is involving Kurt Lockwood enjoying toys and fingers in his rectal nether-regions. It has been claimed that Kurt doesn't believe this makes him any less of a man. However, many fans disagree.

The fourth rumor is that some girls can actually sing who attend porn karaoke. One nameless girl is presently on the road to riches with her very own CD!

The fifth rumor involves a retired porn whore who previously worked as an internationally famous Hawaiian hooker.

This information is only available from Darth Insider.

Die.

With so many exclusive, ground breaking stories in one thread, I wonder how Luke and Gene will cope with having Darth on their turf?

if someone will shrink it, I will change it to my avatar.

Conky thank you for the recognition. I do feel I have a lot to add that Gene and Luke could use for their material.

rawk on.

Darth, love the new avatar. Adorable! Hilarious!