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#262537 - 07/25/07 06:50 PM To the girl with the vagina - m4w
vanessa Offline
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To the girl with the vagina - m4w
Date: 2007-06-14, 10:15PM EDT


You are a girl, so I am pretty sure you have a vagina. The whole time I was thinking about talking to you, I was also thinking about your sweet, sweet vagina.

Vagina, vagina, vagina! The word flows off of the tongue like some sort of pagan incantation of carnal delight. I would have loved it if you had wanted me to stick my ding-dong in your furry cookie.

If you read this, and you are interested, send me an e-mail. (I know, no one reads these, right!?) But if it is you, describe your vagina to me in detail so I know it is you. Just to be safe, you should also describe your breasts. (Not to be a creep, but I want to be certain that it is you.)



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#262538 - 07/25/07 07:02 PM Re: To the girl with the vagina - m4w
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
Quote:

To the girl with the vagina - m4w
Date: 2007-06-14, 10:15PM EDT


You are a girl, so I am pretty sure you have a vagina. The whole time I was thinking about talking to you, I was also thinking about your sweet, sweet vagina.

Vagina, vagina, vagina! The word flows off of the tongue like some sort of pagan incantation of carnal delight. I would have loved it if you had wanted me to stick my ding-dong in your furry cookie.

If you read this, and you are interested, send me an e-mail. (I know, no one reads these, right!?) But if it is you, describe your vagina to me in detail so I know it is you. Just to be safe, you should also describe your breasts. (Not to be a creep, but I want to be certain that it is you.)



* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 352440956


Source: "The Best of Craigslist"




I never been to craiglist so i must lead a sheltered life, but this is bizarre. Two paragraphs and he uses 'vagina' 7 times.

no wonder no one reads emails anymore

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#262539 - 07/25/07 07:12 PM Re: To the girl with the vagina - m4w
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
This is pretty good too

We were the girls sitting at the booth across from you at Wanfu about an hour ago. You were there alone with a girl, possible girlfriend? It sounded like she was breaking up with you or telling you she wasn't interested. We weren't prying -- she was a loud talker. Towards the end, you let out 3 bellowing farts. I thought it was the booth after the first one, but then you let loose the following 2. I'm sorry we laughed so hard after that, but I just could not believe what we heard. Very shortly after the.. noises.. you got up and left. I just hope I have the courage to let my bowels loose with an echoing noise of displeasure next time I hear something I don't appreciate.

by the way -- i think you might have been kinda cute, but i can't remember what exactly you looked like. i couldn't stop laughing long enough to look up when you left


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/360420731.html

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#262540 - 07/25/07 07:12 PM Re: To the girl with the vagina - m4w
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
hyperion, good thing you quoted the original post. I never would have know what you were responding to. Crisis averted.
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#262541 - 07/25/07 07:31 PM Re: To the girl with the vagina - m4w
hyperion Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/02/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Hanging a clock in my Bathroom
Quote:

hyperion, good thing you quoted the original post. I never would have know what you were responding to. Crisis averted.





you mean like this?

by the way im exploring craiglist now, and i am shocked i tell you, shocked. People are talking about their 'bits' over there

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