The Playoffs are here and congratulations are due to the teams that made it in, myself not included.

The Carpathian juggernaut continues to roll to victory, and due to the assholish countenance of New England's Lord & Savior, Bill Belichick, what with his penchant for running up scores and impaling nuns it seems unlikely that he'll give his starters any rest for the last week of the season. To the challenger, whoever that turns out to be, beware.

At this time I want to reiterate that the wholesale dumping of players by teams that didn't make it to the championship game is a bitch move. Don't be that guy, people.

Here's how the regular season finished out, and I'm proud that I'm only the third worst of the bunch. Look who's below me, ha ha.



BTW, congrats to my Brutha from a Canucka mutha, Grizz, for having no expectations and yet still making the playoffs. Good luck der, hoser.

Who the hell are the Surly Negros, Guapo?

Good luck guys, kick some ass and talk some shit.