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#262395 - 08/01/07 01:38 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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My nigga, why the hostility? I understand you don't know football. Maybe hockey is more your thing, you know, living in the suburbs and all. Shouldn't you be hanging out at The Gap anyway? I'll give you props, you did beat me once, as I also beat you and you don't recognize that. We're 1-1. Still, you finished towards the bottom of the standings and that, my bitch; is fact.
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#262396 - 08/01/07 01:41 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Maybe hockey is more your thing,




The only thing black in hockey is the puck and they hit it.
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#262397 - 08/01/07 01:49 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Maybe hockey is more your thing,




The only thing black in hockey is the puck and they hit it.





There are 3 blacks and one Indian (from india)
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#262398 - 08/01/07 01:58 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Maybe hockey is more your thing,




The only thing black in hockey is the puck and they hit it.





There are 3 blacks and one Indian (from india)




Anson Carter, Peter Worrell, Mike Grier, George Laraque, Jason Doig, Jean Luc-Grand Pierre, Manny Malhotra, Roman Ndur, Donald Brashear, Kevin Weekes, Freddie Brathwaite, Jerome Iginla, Ray Ememry.

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#262399 - 08/01/07 02:00 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Maybe hockey is more your thing,




The only thing black in hockey is the puck and they hit it.



Psst...psst..**in low voice**"Moxie, Guapo isn't black. Thought you know that counselor.
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#262400 - 08/01/07 02:08 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Quote:

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Maybe hockey is more your thing,




The only thing black in hockey is the puck and they hit it.





There are 3 blacks and one Indian (from india)




Anson Carter, Peter Worrell, Mike Grier, George Laraque, Jason Doig, Jean Luc-Grand Pierre, Manny Malhotra, Roman Ndur, Donald Brashear, Kevin Weekes, Freddie Brathwaite, Jerome Iginla, Ray Ememry.






lol- damn you and your research


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/02/07 10:33 AM)
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#262401 - 08/01/07 11:46 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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The league is set. We have 12 teams, up 2 from previous seasons. If anyone wants to play, I'll open it up as long as we can get two more teams to even the league.
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#262402 - 08/02/07 10:30 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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lol- dman you and your research




I have an intern do it.
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#262403 - 08/02/07 10:34 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Now I had to go back and edit my old comment because i misspelled damn
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#262404 - 08/14/07 03:24 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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My prediction: all kings get their ass handed to them
Chico Rey
Jimmy Jaded
Der Koenig

help me revive this thread

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#262405 - 08/14/07 06:15 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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My prediction: all kings get their ass handed to them
Chico Rey
Jimmy Jaded
Der Koenig

help me revive this thread



By who? You can't even control a Portland "princess".
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#262406 - 08/15/07 08:23 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Moxie dropped out of the league. We have one spot one. Any takers?
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#262407 - 08/15/07 10:17 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Moxie dropped out of the league. We have one spot one. Any takers?




Pity, I was looking forward to Moxie and Jim B/Raoul teeing off on one another all season.
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#262408 - 08/15/07 11:44 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Moxie dropped out of the league. We have one spot one. Any takers?




Fuck him, c'mon Bornyo, man up and take the spot!

Here's a hint, draft Mike Vick and then a kicker right away and you'll be solid!

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#262409 - 08/16/07 06:18 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Moxie dropped out of the league. We have one spot one. Any takers?




Fuck him, c'mon Bornyo, man up and take the spot!

Here's a hint, draft Mike Vick and then a kicker right away and you'll be solid!




Floof, Sergio is going to be pissed if you keep handing out his draft strategy to everyone
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#262410 - 08/16/07 01:06 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Moxie dropped out of the league. We have one spot one. Any takers?




Fuck him, c'mon Bornyo, man up and take the spot!

Here's a hint, draft Mike Vick and then a kicker right away and you'll be solid!




Floof, Sergio is going to be pissed if you keep handing out his draft strategy to everyone



Same way your gonna be Mr. I pick 11th in the draft.
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#262411 - 08/16/07 01:32 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Malice, get a team together.

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#262412 - 08/16/07 02:19 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Moxie dropped out of the league. We have one spot one. Any takers?




Fuck him, c'mon Bornyo, man up and take the spot!

Here's a hint, draft Mike Vick and then a kicker right away and you'll be solid!




Floof, Sergio is going to be pissed if you keep handing out his draft strategy to everyone



Same way your gonna be Mr. I pick 11th in the draft.




Gtfo- you said 4th
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#262413 - 08/16/07 02:26 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Gtfo- you said 4th



4th, 11th, 1st- does it really matter? To bad you can't make it like the real draft, Shitty teams pick first and good teams last. The reverse order STILL sucks.
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#262414 - 08/16/07 03:52 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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So we cool? Dinner still on for Friday?
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#262415 - 08/21/07 08:48 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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tomorrow is draft day. don't forget to show up suckers.
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#262416 - 08/21/07 09:47 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Alright, who all is in here?

Fisters Follys -------- Sister Fister (formerly . . . . ?)
Floofin's Felons ----- The Man
The Kings ----------- Last year's real winner
Dogos --------------- Chico
Jaded ---------------- Jim
The Toronto Dradles-ranathan
Mope Squad --------- ?
WC WHYWHYWHYS-- Soopergrizz
Shockers 2.0 -------- Willie D
Cleetus' Impalers --- Vlad
Surly Negros -------- ?
sweet sensi ---------- ?

Surrender all hope, ye faggots!

edit to add Grizz


Edited by Juan Flufín (08/21/07 10:03 PM)

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#262417 - 08/21/07 09:58 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
k1ng Offline
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WC WHYWHYWHYS-- is soopergriz i think

one of these unknown teams better be Guapo. i'm looking forward to the wu tang clan avatar with the shopped football helmet.
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#262418 - 08/21/07 10:14 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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a quelle heur do we show up, and SERIOUSLY mr. travieso is it at all possible, to change fucking interceptions from -1 to -3 at least, ESPECIALLY if passing tds are going to be +6.

the last thing we need is some guy winning the league with favre as his qb, people involved wanna vote on this at all??

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#262419 - 08/22/07 03:53 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Alright, who all is in here?

Fisters Follys -------- Sister Fister (formerly Peter O' Toole ?)
Floofin's Felons ----- The Man
The Kings ----------- Last year's real winner (Sour Grapes Queenie)
Dogos --------------- Chico (SERGIO)
Jaded ---------------- Jim
The Toronto Dradles-ranathan
Mope Squad --------- ? ( Malice? )
WC WHYWHYWHYS-- Soopergrizz
Shockers 2.0 -------- Willie D
Cleetus' Impalers --- Vlad
Surly Negros -------- ? ( Guapo )
sweet sensi ---------- ?

Surrender all hope, ye faggots!

edit to add Grizz


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#262420 - 08/22/07 04:00 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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a quelle heur do we show up, and SERIOUSLY mr. travieso is it at all possible, to change fucking interceptions from -1 to -3 at least, ESPECIALLY if passing tds are going to be +6.

the last thing we need is some guy winning the league with favre as his qb, people involved wanna vote on this at all??




Draft is 8PM PST/11PM EST. I'll look into it, but I believe thats the default settings. Most likely, it'll stay that way. I haven't checked in a while. Either way, I'm going to be the first two-time champion. Queenie, you better make sure that chastity belt is tight because my team is going to ass rape yours.
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#262421 - 08/22/07 09:02 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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King, you need to start Kenny Irons right way. All year long with that workhorse. By the way, his knee is blown out worse than Lockwoods O-Ring.

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#262422 - 08/22/07 09:08 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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How did Sergio get the first pick?
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#262423 - 08/22/07 09:10 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Chicannigans, mang!

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#262424 - 08/22/07 09:21 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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King, you need to start Kenny Irons right way. All year long with that workhorse. By the way, his knee is blown out worse than Lockwoods O-Ring.



He took care of that immediately after the draft was over.
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#262425 - 08/22/07 09:22 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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How did Sergio get the first pick?



Same way you did in the past Mr. Ex-Comish.
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#262426 - 08/22/07 09:36 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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the one problem for ole sergio is, he didnt realize that tomlinson was maddens original choice for coverboy, so when he goes down in a meaningless 4th quarter blowout week 2, you will believe in karma.

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#262427 - 08/22/07 09:43 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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the one problem for ole sergio is, he didnt realize that tomlinson was maddens original choice for coverboy, so when he goes down in a meaningless 4th quarter blowout week 2, you will believe in karma.



Trust me, I know karma. I picked Alexander with my first round pick and he gets hurt. I had the Priest Holmes with the very first pick and he gets hurt. Guess whats going to happen this yr?
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#262428 - 08/22/07 10:14 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Trust me, I know karma. I picked Alexander with my first round pick and he gets hurt. I had the Priest Holmes with the very first pick and he gets hurt. Guess whats going to happen this yr?



You're going to flame out like a Tijuana queer? Just guessing...

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#262429 - 08/22/07 10:19 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Quote:

Trust me, I know karma. I picked Alexander with my first round pick and he gets hurt. I had the Priest Holmes with the very first pick and he gets hurt. Guess whats going to happen this yr?



You're going to flame out like a Tijuana queer? Just guessing...



What do you know about Tijuana queers my fat bloated Irish friend? Just sayin'
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#262430 - 08/22/07 10:23 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

King, you need to start Kenny Irons right way. All year long with that workhorse. By the way, his knee is blown out worse than Lockwoods O-Ring.




Tell me about it. Why do they even allow people on IR to be drafted wtf is up with that shit. I don't even know who the fucking guy is, to be honest. If I could have left the last few draft picks empty I would have. They're the ryan knox's of fantasy football no one knows who they are and they rarely perform. I've never played using 4wrs and 3rbs this will be interesting.
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#262431 - 08/23/07 12:26 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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#262432 - 09/02/07 06:23 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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NY Times article about the World Championship of Fantasy Football in Vegas. Top Prize: $300,000.

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#262433 - 09/02/07 06:29 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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NY Times article about the World Championship of Fantasy Football in Vegas. Top Prize: $300,000.



Im in another league and our top cash prize is 1,000. Wonder what the entry fee is for 300,000.
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#262434 - 09/02/07 06:31 AM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Two Grand. Too rich for my blood.

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#262435 - 09/06/07 08:27 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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sweet sensi set to march on you niggas ass! word is bond my nigga. And yeah fuck you too.

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#262436 - 09/07/07 03:17 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Fuck you Terry Glenn! Big Calm what the hell is going on in Big D? Out two weeks with a possibility of being out the entire season? What bullshit!
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#262437 - 09/07/07 05:16 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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That's a bummer, King, Terry Glenn was money for me the last 2 seasons.

To all:
Who's gonna be the breakout this year? Who is this year's Marques Colston, etc?

Travis Henry (though not a rookie) has had a good buzz, who else?

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#262438 - 09/07/07 05:27 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Fuck you Terry Glenn! Big Calm what the hell is going on in Big D? Out two weeks with a possibility of being out the entire season? What bullshit!




terry glenn or no terry glenn, your squad was soft as charmin son. Sorry to break the news king but your squad garbage.

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#262439 - 09/07/07 07:19 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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terry glenn or no terry glenn, your squad was soft as charmin son. Sorry to break the news king but your squad garbage.



Yes, the smacktalking is back.
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#262440 - 09/07/07 11:35 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
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you fkn arab crooks are terrible at this fantasy football shit, toronto dradles for life

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#262441 - 09/09/07 10:20 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Jeezuz, Cleetus just had the day of a lifetime...I guess a brokem clock is always right twice a day.

:bananagolfclapforthesaracen:

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#262442 - 09/10/07 12:22 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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The King is dead. Next victim.
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#262443 - 09/10/07 01:21 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Fuck you Sergio!

I didn't realize till now that there are two games on tonight.
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#262444 - 09/10/07 02:22 PM Re: 2007 XXXPT Fantasy Football League
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Your so far behind in points Palmer would need the game of his career. I won, accept your fate.
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